#and it cuts to an image of Jack who somehow built a functioning portal and went to the moon to ‘get that ghost’

[lexosaurus]

THE MOON'S HAUNTED

Damn that sucks for the moon someone should call Jack Fenton about it

[tachvintlogic]

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#ask #cue danny clicking on the news #only to see #BREAKING NEWS: MAN PORTALS TO THE MOON? #and it cuts to an image of Jack who somehow built a functioning portal and went to the moon to ‘get that ghost’ #except it wasn’t a ghost #it was just a rock formation that looked like a ghost #jack fights it anyway #and regales the story at dinner #meanwhile danny is still just trying to figure out how in the everloving fuck his dad built a functioning portal to the moon #bonus: he DOES ask his dad this who just waves him off saying ‘simple quantum mechanics!’ #and then goes back to talking about ghosts

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THE MOON'S HAUNTED

Damn that sucks for the moon someone should call Jack Fenton about it