#and in mike's “hyper but dripping with sex” voice

[exsqueezememacaroni]

i hope i'm not too late to the mike confessions train but... sometimes i find myself thinking about the lyric "i'll be your hooker" from the qemists' lost weekend a lil bit too much

You're not too late! I'll be accepting Mike confessions until the internet ends. woo woo! all aboard!

I....had never listened to the song until your ask, so thank you for that! Holy fuck, if I need pumping up on a thursday morning, this is the song i'm going for.

as for that line, unf, yes - Mike in that "pop" Peeping Tom voice with the little extra flair at the end? he'd do anything for you.