#and ik Cross & Error aren't always included in the Bad Sanses but
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sleepyfoxfandom · 16 days ago
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Any time I see any content of any of the Bad Sanses driving, it is incredibly funny to me, because you cannot convince me any of those mfs can drive
Killer, quite frankly, would probably crash the thing on purpose because he thought it might be fun. Even if he knew how to drive, he should absolutely not be behind the wheel EVER. He would cause accidents on purpose. He probably shouldn't even be in a car while it is on the road.
Murder & Horror are both from timelines where they never reached the surface, so they definitely didn't learn to drive there. And I just cannot see them ever bothering to learn after leaving their AU either.
Nightmare is fucking 500 years old. You can't convince me he would even willingly step foot inside a vehicle, let alone learn to drive one. He would probably call them 'death machines' or something.
Cross is the only one I can maybe see learning how to drive. But even on the small chance he did know how to drive, I can absolutely see him crashing it if literally anyone else was in the car with him, for one reason or another.
And Error? Absolutely not. Even if he did know how to drive (which I cannot see him knowing how to do, the guy spends 90% of his time either watching Undernovela, knitting, eating chocolate, destroying shit, or combinations of the four), his road rage would be horrifically bad. He would end up in a 10 car pile up because 1 guy pissed him off. He would be an absolute hazard on the road.
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