#and if we ever get married it'll be for the tax benefits

[kieren-fucking-walker]

I crave intimacy but the kind of relationship I want is very specific and probably difficult to find so I guess I'll just die alone

[tripleahyperfixator]

Adrian, randomly: You know what John, our lives would be so much easier if we were married with tax benefits

John: ,,, what

Adrian: Like we are besties and despite all the illegal shit we do we still pay taxes,, and honestly it takes too much out of my paycheck for me to be comfy :/

John: Okay but why would we get married, like there are other ways to get tax benefits????

Adrian: OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT,,, we can randomly bring it up in dramatic situations, like if we ever get sent to court and they wanna try and make us testify against each other we can be like "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME TESTIFY AGAINST MY HUSBAND 😠😠" or something

John: There is literally like a one in a BAZILLION chance that we would ever have to testify against each other

Adrian: ,, true-

Adrian: But also cheaper insurance, social security benefits, IRA benefits, Credit benefits, we can call anyone we don't like homophobic, it'll freak the others out, and apparently there are a lot of health benefits to being married??

John: I'm pretty sure that last one only applies to people who are marrying for love

Adrian: Okay and🙄 I love you a lot platonically

John: That's,, not what I meant and you know it

John: And wouldn't it make more sense for you and Chris to get married??

Adrian: Eh, he doesn't seem like the marriage type to me and I'm still mad at him

John: So you decided to come to me???

Adrian: Yeah pretty much

John: Adrian,,, stop thinking about marriage, I'll literally lower how much taxes you have to pay myself rn if it makes you feel better💀

Adrian: It does! Thanks Johnnnnn!!

I feel like Adrian is the type to look up marriage benefits because he wants that excuse, but also because it's interesting (look at me projecting the weird shit I talk to my friends about again😌✨) But anyways 10/10 I wrote this as like a "Adrian pestering John into lowering his taxes because he already doesn't get paid much as a busboy"💀

[chaos-event-horizon]

Will you and V!Might ever get married?

Well in my very humble opinion that lacks a lot of self-confidence... No. I don't think Boss really seems like the "marriage type". He doesn't exactly... Feel like the kind of guy who puts stock in bits of paper that make things all legal and official-- I mean, what would be the point? It's not like we pay taxes anyway, so that's not even a factor. So personally I don't see him caring enough to pop the question, and I don't think I can justify making a big enough deal out of it to ask him either. It would probably just be awkward or annoying for him. I don't want him to feel like he has to perform for me... So yeah! I think we'll probably just stay More-Than-Boyfriends in this timeline.

My bro @delusion-of-negation on the other hand claims that I'm a hot, spicy villain that All Might would wanna nail (down) and tie the knot with, because I'm super cool and stuff. Jsjsjdhd But I really don't see it. There's a part of me that's still very sure that I'm simply a convenience, and I don't foresee Toshinori claiming otherwise.

And like??? I guess we'll find out someday? But as it stands on the current canon, he and I have been living under the same roof for almost 6 years, and we've just gone from "inexplicable housemates" to "friends with extraordinary benefits" to "lovers who would decimate cities for each other". I don't think it'll get any deeper than that.

[strawbnie]

im feeling a lot of things abt city 127 now im pretty sure it's decided (by fate the stars and not myself) that it is my favourite song so here r some of my favourite lyrics :] :

- affected by the starlight, so beautiful, when you looked at me time stopped

:((((((((( imagine being loved like this. i think my stomach is dropping out of my body astral projecting 2 another body

- do whatever as long as it's with you, it'll be fun all day

THTHAHHDH SO CUTUTUFUVKINGNGNG CUTEE AGAONNCN ABLUT NEINGNG LOVED LIKEMETHISIS I WANT TO BE LOVED THTHFJRJF

- taeyong's whole verse, which is basically a description of the most relaxing, windchimey date ever

.... the other members teased him as not being romantic n it's true they know better than i do but i think taeyong sees all things Love as. beautiful enriching opportunities for domesticity. they said he's too practical for romance the way johnjae for example are. but i think taeyong understands and wants love the way he raps abt it here? quality time spent together, comfort, being able to be with someone without pressure or expectations. just 2 people listening to music, enjoying nature. i think that's beautiful

- we can make our own light, look at our sparks fly

i cant think abt this line withojt my face burning up like. EVEN NOW i read it again i hhnjjjhhh started tofcjmvnvn gwt red... thisisisisiso fuckjggng cute n it's a PUN. i m so tired in a good way

- mark's (baby)

this was just self indulgent n i had to add it but every time mark says that word 5 years are added to my life!!!!!! someone b his baby quick

- im more awake at night than during the day, im probably like this city

:( i just really felt this a lot. what a beautiful, chilling line,. fuck u mark

- this one isn't the lyric itself necessarily altho it's good but what gets to me is the sound of it. neon eonjena seon-myeong-ha-ge na-meul geot gaTAaa... oooOooh baby...OoohhhhhBabyayayayay yeahHhhh ,,, my GIRL

taeil please if u ever read this think about marrying me just like. for the tax benefits? please . please be my husband

- it's so beautiful if we see this city, where we dream together, in the scattered stars

are u KIDDING me with this line. my breath stopped in my chest