#and if the driver gets pissed off enough theyll shout 'OK! Do it yourself if youre so smart!'
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Me when I have plans but my head looks like a trashcan on fire and like 3 separate "mes" are arguing with me about said plans
#like ok. guys we made plans. please.#like genuinely i have no idea how other people just exist like whenever i want to do something there is at least one part of me that very#passionately wants to do the exact opposite even though it wasnt there just a second ago#like is nobody elses head a car filled with people going on a road trip or what?#because i kinda assume that that is the default state of being but nobody else seems to have as many problems with it#because i do feel like my head is a car full of people going on a road trip.#and hey from the outside it looks so united; right? it looks like just one car and it looks like it must be calm inside but it isnt#because theres a driver and a navigator in the passenger seat and several family members in the back seats and theyre shouting#something at the driver and the driver is getting really irritated and someone is sleeping in the trunk of the car#and if the driver gets pissed off enough theyll shout 'OK! Do it yourself if youre so smart!'#and lets go of the wheel and crawls into the back to sleep#and then someone else takes the wheel and theyre driving the car#and sometimes that exchange of the wheel is calm because only one person wants the wheel#but sometimes its loud and chaotic and painful because everyone wants the wheel and theyre all fighting and trying to take it#and sometimes two people are driving at once#and sometimes nobody actually wants the wheel they just like to complain. so nobody is driving and the car is speeding down the high way an#it might just drive off a cliff because nobody wants to go ahead and take the wheel#and sometimes the driver is really really really really tired and would LOVE#for someone to take the wheel for a bit but nobody wants to take it. and sometimes the driver kinda wants to keep driving#but someone goes 'Actually I'm taking the wheel; this looks like a job for me. Sod off.' and yeets the driver to the back#or to the passenger seat#and i assume that this is how it works for everyone.#which is why i assume that i am VERY bad at handling it
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