#and if that's not the trajectory of the tlt series idk what is

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Dishwasher salt is a particular grade of granulated, crystalline sodium chloride intended for regenerating the water softener circuit of household or industrial dishwashers. Analogous to water softener salt, dishwasher salt regenerates ion exchange resins, expelling the therein trapped calcium and magnesium ions that characterize hard water. Dishwater salt granules are larger than those of table salt. The granule size ensures that the salt dissolves slowly, and that fine particles do not block the softener.

If a dishwasher has a built-in water softener there will be a special compartment inside the dishwasher where the salt is to be added when needed. This salt compartment is separate from the detergent compartment, and generally located at the bottom of the wash cabinet (this is below the bottom basket).

Source: Wikipedia

Why did I copy paste this? Because 1) tazmuir posted the dishwasher salt pic about book 3, and 2) because I wanted to add more fuel to my "hell roadtrip" Nona theory, namely:

- the place where you put the dishwasher salt is usually at the very bottom. remember where hell is? that's right, fuckers, the very bottom of the river.

- and, uh, that first part i was going to try to analyze and be like "the world has been actually slowly dying this whole time and they need to go to hell to put dishwasher salt in it because hell is the thing that 'cleans' the water of the river and it hasn't been doing its job right or something". No it's not very well thought out. yes i WILL post this half baked theory just on the off chance i accidentally get something right because I'm a huge know-it-all who has an extreme desire to Know Things and Be Right About Things.

- anyway i think there is something else that is relevant here and that is the fact that Size Matters. Yes i think a dick size joke will make an appearance, but furthermore I think Harrow's birth and all those 200 souls that made it possible.... i think something got extremely fucked up in the river when that happened (maybe like a huge plug in the river's asshole - aka hell).

Am i making any sense to anyone other than myself? Probably not, but I'm having fun theorizing either way.