#and if not then a good high five and some cake 🎂

[inthefieldwithdiamondbutterflies]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE WALL CRAWLER

-warning this post will be a tad bit chaotic and long but hopefully lots of fun. I had fun doing this

In honor of his special day, i decided to make him a birthday cake. 🎂

I’ve had this headcanon that every year on his birthday he loves a chocolate cake with blue icing

So I decided to bake just that

As someone with minimal baking skills

Let’s go

Nia vs baking 👩‍🍳

First wash your hands

Then gather up all your ingredients. This is the cake mix I used. Once the eggs, water, oil and cake mix were all I needed for mine. Measure everything out and mix until well combined or for at least two minutes on medium. And drink a cup of water while you’re at it. Your body loves water. Not too much or risk water poisoning. Too much of anything can kill ya.

Then go ahead and grease whatever type of pan you’re using and place it in oven. I used mini pans so it can be a layered cake. It smelt so good while baking and then I nearly almost burned because read the instruction on the box. Make sure you read really carefully and use the time they give how big your pan is

I feel like Peter would like a homemade cake though for his birthday. I think it was just something he had while growing up and not coming from a lot. He appreciates it more than a store brought cake. Mainly because he knows someone close to him took time out of their day to make something special for him. Think he just grew up on it and is favorite tradition for his birthday. Plus he probably loves a good rich, moist chocolate. Just big sweet tooth vibes in general from him. He would love going to Hershey, PA and making his own chocolate bar or even just the M&M store to celebrate. His ideal birthday would probably just be something small and intimate. He cares a lot about out his loved ones and spending time with them.

While baking I cleaned up and jammed out to some Taylor Swift. Does anyone else think that Peter would have a hard time getting plastered btw? I think that purely because of his high metabolism. But if he ever does get there oh be prepared.

Anyways back to baking. Grab some white frosting. I had like half a thing left so I only used five drops of blue food coloring to get what I wanted. I say start off slowly and don’t add in a lot at once because can’t take it away.

Once cakes are done take them out and let them cool. If you greased them properly they should pop right out like how mine did. Number one baker over here.

Once cooled down try and level the cakes (thank you very much YouTube bakers for teaching me this)

I don’t have a cool tool like they do is just used a bread knife and hoped for the best

That hope caused me cutting off a but too much from some and not enough from others so was a little lopsided but it gives personality !!!

Then go ahead and frost. Slap that frosting all over the cake until it’s nice and coated

Another trick I learned was a crumb coat. Frost first, stick it in the fridge for a bit and then frost again. I don’t feel like it made that much of a difference but I am a frosting girly so I wasn’t mad

Next, grab your fav lil Spider-Man plush, give him a party hat and light candles in the cake

Lastly, cut yourself a slice and indulge on your favorite spidey movie

Happy baking ❤️💙🖤

[chocolatecatcupcakecheese]

Doing this for my girl Suzume 💖

1. Hates taking showers, loves taking baths. The face is low-maintenance, some SPF lotion, maybe some eyeliner and lip gloss on a good day. The hair though. 🧖‍♀️💇‍♀️ She loves her hair to death and has two kinds of shampoo and three kinds of conditioner to make sure it’s always smooth and silky soft.

2. Likes savory foods and sweet foods. Is weak to hot & spicy foods. Likes the cronch of vegetables, prefers fish and poultry over red meat. Has a weakness for fresh-baked breads and pastries. 🥐🍞🥖🥨

3. OTHER PEOPLE TAPPING. It never matches the rhythm of the song which is stuck in her head. But this is hypocritical of her because she hums under her breath without realizing.🎶

4. Give/buy them food, or give a small amount of money.

5. She has a preternatural sense of direction. Good instincts. The first time she got lost was in a Walmart 🛒 in Virginia when she was five years old. The second time she got lost was at Kushida Shrine ⛩ in Fukuoka 🗾 on Shichi-Go-San when she was seven years old. She hasn’t gotten lost since.

6. Her own personal safety or the safety of her family being threatened.

7. She could keep a child alive for a week. But at the end she would be exhausted. And if at any point the kid asked for a kitty cat 🐱, a doggie 🐶, a cake as big as they are 🎂, and to watch age-inappropriate television 📺 or play age-inappropriate video games 🎮, by end of week they’d have it all. She has no willpower when faced with a crying child begging for something. It’s why she only borrows children as a teacher. She couldn’t deal with one 24/7.

8. She’s a terrible person because while she would spend all night up cramming and crying and FREAKING OUT, she would disassociate herself through the test and make a grade anyone else would be jealous of. And she wouldn’t be happy with it. She’s the kind of utterly despicable perfectionist who cries when she gets a ‘B’.

9. Salt? High annoyance levels? Seeing the face of someone she hates? She is completely 100% petty when aggravated.

10. FUCK ALL THE ALIENS 😘👽👉👌 PEACE AMONG WORLDS✌️👅

11. Any song by the Emo Trinity (Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, or My Chemical Romance). Any anime theme. She’s a neeeerrrrrd.

12. Plays her entire music collection at top volume. 🔊🔊🔊 Even the classical music. Even the metal music. Even the happy-go-lucky jpop. And it’s always on shuffle so the genre switches are EXTREMELY disconcerting.

13. Maybe if the house were on fire.🔥 Or maybe actually never. Too embarrassing.

14. Split up, and split her and her sister with them.

15. A lot of the time. Messes are made. Breakable things are broken. Entire kitchens are lit on fire. 🍳🔥 The whole garden is flooded as she stands with the hose in hand disassociating for an hour. She misses her turn driving and has to make yet another U-turn in 0.000005 seconds.

16. Impulse control is basically nil. She bought a massive penguin bigger than she is from a country fair. She still has it. It’s named Pina-Pina-tan 💖🐧. It lives in her computer chair in her room until she needs her desk and then it lives on her bed. One summer she placed it different places around the house to scare her roommates after they forgot the rent for the third month in a row. The entire refrigerator’s worth of food had to live in an ice chest for the night but Jack’s EXTREMELY MANLY SCREAM when he was searching for snacks at 3 AM was worth it.

17. Overthinking and second-guessing her instincts.

18. Booty shorts which say “SPICY” across the ass. They are HOT FLUORESCENT NEON PINK. She keeps them because they are ironic and positively glow under blacklights at when she’s At The Club™.

19. 🌊 Her body has been begging for water for the last 5,000 years. She might drink something if her headache gets too bad. She might just keep hyperfocusing on whatever and forget for another millennium.

20. She’s so sweaty at the end of the day tbh, it’s terrible, and her hair gets greasy because she runs her hands through it when feeling emotions like nervousness, embarrassment, aggravation, or abject rage. After a shower she probably smells like the clove oil she uses on her hair and the old spice men’s deodorant she prefers. If she’s going someplace nice she has some kind of musky, faintly citrusy cologne she wears. All of her thrift store leather jackets and boots are lovingly cared for and smell of clean leather.✨

I CHALLENGE @visceralcoma @jennserr @alyssumflowers @thereallonelyagain @theh00ded1 @sspellweaver @aethernitri and @the-voidling to do your OCs 💖💖💖

OC questions that helped me with characterization:

On a scale of “is occasionally forced to bathe” to “Instagram model with sponsors to hoe for” how involved is your OC’s Skincare routine?

What are your OC’s food preferences (flavors/textures/spiciness/calories/ when and how they eat) and how did they get that way?

What’s something pointless/petty/unimportant that IRRATIONALLY ANNOYS THE HELL out of your OC?

What’s your OC’s response to being asked for money by a homeless person?

Does your OC get lost easily? What do they do when they do get lost?

What would STOP your OC from Doing The Right Thing in a tense situation?

Realistically, could your OC (in their normal circumstances- i.e. at thier own house/battlecamp/spaceship etc.) keep a small child alive for a week if they had to?  A Dog?  A Houseplant? A rock with a  smiley face painted on?

If your OC had to take the S.A.T. tomorrow with one night to prep, how would they do?  both emotionally and academically.

What would cause your OC to chose to do something petty/pointlessly cruel?

On a scale of “Complete and Justified nervous breakdown” to “Conquer The Entire Galaxy and become an Immortal God-Emperor”, how well would your OC handle being abducted by Aliens?

What song is 100% garunteed to get your OC beyond turnt and will be sung loudly and emabarrasingly, either in public or the shower?

What perfectly-normal-to-them-thing does your OC do that confuses/pisses off/terrifies thier neighbors?

Under what circumstances would your OC appear naked in public?

What thing did your OC’s parents do that your OC wishes they had a better explanation for?

How often does your OC “zone out” or do things on autopilot and how severe have the problems that have arisen from that been?

How strong or weak is your OC’s Impulse control? What’s the worst thing that happened becuase of thier Impulsivity or inability to be so?

How does your OC sabotage themselves? 

What’s the trashiest item in your OC’s wardrobe, when was the last time they wore it and why do they still have it?

How Dehydrated is your OC right now? Are they going to fix this?

What’s your OC smell like?  no, not that “Vanilla and Anxiety” evocative stuff, realistically.  Body odor? what have they been touching all day? When was thier last shower? Did they put on any kind of artificial scent?