#and if i did pls kick me

[viarayy01-blog]

just waiting for it all to get better!!!!

[beelxebub]

i totally get why people make the captain a military man or ex-military in modern AUs because it makes sense but i personally believe he would simply be one of those middle aged autistic men whose special interest is wwii military vehicles

[peachyvillian]

a few ref redraws . i love love SWIFTLI 💜

[yuuchama]

♠️🖋❤️

"This is bad." Deuce struggled to raise his head, instead slumping his shoulders and staring down at the notes in front of him. The writing started out neat and tidy but gradually became illegible, eventually fumbling off the page and marking the desk with ink.

Ace tried not to draw attention to the fit of giggles he had been overcome with. He kept looking away and clearing his throat now that the lecture had ended. Looking straight at Deuce without laughing was an impossible task.

"Dude..." he snickered. "That's a wild black eye you've got there."

"Shut it, Ace. If you knew I fell asleep during class, you should've woken me up."

Deuce sighed and buried his face in his hands, which only made things funnier. His palm smeared whatever eye makeup hadn't already been smudged, making him look beat up. His hands appeared to be covered in soot and a quarter of his face was a blurry mess of makeup instead of the usual elegant spade design.

It took a minute for Deuce to realize what happened. It was hard to tell if any got on his black uniform sleeves. He gazed at his dirty hands with despair. "Dang it. I don't have anything to fix this. The housewarden's gonna have my head."

Doubled over and clenching his stomach, Ace wiped a tear from his eye. At least one half of their combo remembered to seal his makeup that morning. "Don't sweat it! I have something that can help, don't worry."

It was a suspicious offer, but a sign of hope. Deuce would do anything if it meant avoiding Riddle's wrath. "Seriously? You carry black makeup? Uh, why?"

"Just in case! You should be thanking me instead of asking all these questions. What if I decide to change my mind, hmm?" Ace reached into his pencil case and started rooting around. He put on a great show of being serious. With one hand wrapped around something inside, he motioned for Deuce to come closer.

"Lean this way and close your eyes. There's not much time before Trein's next lecture."

Deuce grunted. Ace was right, and he didn't want to tarnish his future honor student reputation any further. The chair squeaked against the floor as he pushed it and swung his legs over the side. "I'll leave this to you, then. You can use the handkerchief in my bag."

"Great."

Ace hummed as he worked. Removing the blurry mess with Deuce's handkerchief came first, holding nothing back as he scrubbed his dorm mate's skin raw. Then it was time to reapply everything.

He gripped Deuce's chin, angling it upwards towards the light. "Hold still."

"Do you even know how to draw a spade?" Deuce asked.

"Hah? Who doesn't? What do you take me for?"

"It's just... you're taking a really long time to do this. Professor Trein's gonna come back soon."

"You really want to say that to the guy helping you out right now?"

Deuce got the point and remained silent. Applying his makeup usually didn't sting this much. He hoped he wouldn't get poked in the eye or have something inappropriate drawn in the end. Ace wouldn't go that far, right?

After a few blows to dry his face with Ace's gross breath, Deuce could finally relax. Ace proclaimed, "There. All done!"

"You really drew a spade, right?"

"Quit suspecting me! 'Course I did!" Ace turned to the student behind them. "Hey, what's this thing on Deuce's face look like?"

The student, caught off guard, glanced up from their phone. "Huh? The spade?"

"Yes, exactly. Thank you."

Deuce wished he had his handkerchief back to wipe the smug grin off Ace's face. "Alright, thanks. I really appreciate it, you've saved me."

"No problem, anytime. I'll even do your makeup tomorrow if you want." Ace began tidying up his desk space, straightening his notebook and putting his tools back, while Deuce returned his chair to its original position.

Deuce froze mid-chair scoot and narrowed his eyes. "What is that."

Ace pretended not to hear him. Deuce rose a shaky finger to his eye, gently tapping the sore skin.

He lowered his voice to a threat. "Dude. I swear to the Seven, if you just drew on my face with permanent marker..."

There was no time for Ace to enjoy the mischief, he had to stifle his laughter into his shirt as Trein finally returned and the students went quiet. He walked to the front podium and put his books down. A "pfft" snuck out the instant Deuce whacked Ace's chair with his foot.

A peeved off Deuce clenched his pen and mouthed, "this isn't over."

[velvetsssapphic]

Me whenever this scene comes up

[bluurange]

COKO I HATE THAT U ASKED ME TO POST THIS SO MUCH

INSPIRED BY THIS OLD SKETCH OF THEM (THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE HOW DID I END UP HERE)

[fronexus]

Rambling about Natlan (Spoiler Warning?)

Goodnight everyone, I just finished the Natlan Archon quest and I AM NOT OKAY (/pos). Sharing some screenshots/pics I took. LONG ASS POST (I think?) I'm still on an adrenaline rush so excuse me for not having deep smart thoughts, I feel like I drank 340 liters of caffeine

Goodbye Fontaine, beautiful Archon quest smh

Little cutie <3 I named him Fizzle (is it a male? i think? i forgot already). LET ME KEEP HIM IN MY TEAPOT PLEASEEE

Shitty photos (sadly didn't take electro) but I LOVE when Traveler uses their powers.

Facial expressions being amazing tbh, I wish I took more cause they're so fun SDFGH

MUALANI YOU'RE SO FUCKING PRETTY, awesome character I love her personality and everything so much. I'll most likely pull on rerun

Traveler outfit?!??!?! Who died for this- I wish this was a skin (maybe more detailed like Barbara and Jean's, yk)

I also LOVEEE Kachina, she was so adorable and I deff was cheering for her 24/7. Will I ever play her? prob not but I'm still happy they gave her for free!

Them bringing this plot point back was not on my list at all. I legit even forgot about it- It was an amazing surprise

Raiden and Mavuika pics. Because why not (I could have also done Nahida or Furina, but eh- too late for that)

Talk about Mavuika, she quickly became top favorite.

I AM SOO SAD I DIDN'T TAKE MORE SCREENSHOTS (ESPECIALLY DURING THE MAVUIKA VS CAPITANO FIGHT) BUT I WAS TOO DAMN MESMERIZED SEEING THE GIRLS FIGHTING. And I loveee me some chivalry.

I have no guaranteed but since Natlan is SPOLING US so much I already have 48 pulls for this man.

[nebulathunderwave-art]

No one would believe you if you told the Qinghe Nie cultivators that you saw Zewu-jun playing with Meng Yao's tassels on their way to his quarters 😇

[purpletangerine37]

yellowjackets fandom of tumblr let me innn🙏🏼🙏🏼 I can contribute😓😓

lottie my beloved (and my oc eww😣😣)

I love them your honor

full page!!

[theinfinitedivides]

hello hi yes before i catch up on MITD i would just like to say that Lee Joon Hyuk as Kang Ok/the copycat *cough* in Vigilante is in fact the fandom designated bisexual who serves c*nt and he is glorious in it, that is all

[khionnom]

[Don't feed the deer!]

did a little pumpkin panic fanart on a whim, bc I've been really enjoying the game and I like how it turned out :>

also the deer keeps scaring the shit out of me. only at night tho. and always at the well lol

either way, go play pumpkin panic if you like survival horror and farming games!! it's really fun and it's free on steam! :D

also speedpaint!! cus i really like how this turned out :3 (tbh wasn't sure if I could add it at first)

[savemygrades]

Today:

Had a 2 hour osce teaching class

Went home for the week

Practiced cvs examinations on my dad and brother

Went over some endocrinology

My anatomy exam in a week, osce exam in two weeks time.

Slowly but surely making some progress

[writer-in-theory]

ive only just recently discovered zukka but oh my god theyre everything

[justablah56]

hiii aether!! for the ask meme could i have taylor in d4 bc the way you draw him scratches my brain :)

hey Jay !!! this took me a sec , schools been killing any and all drawing motivation LMAO - anyways , have a silly guy in a silly outfit :]

[demonwebs]

he's on the verge of crying when he bumps into rolan at the bar

[napping-sapphic]

What in the absolute world made me think stalling taking my medicine would be a good plan i feel like im about to die