#and if anyone has any y'know clips (even 1 second clips are enough) maybe i can prevail upon thee to bestow thine kindness upon me

[expectiations]

me, who watched said movie/show for my favorite person upon seeing my favorite person on screen:

[ladynodrinette]

Wisdom teeth removal - Outtakes

AO3

Part 1, 2, 3

"We are gathered here today, well, we heard that speech today already haven't we?," Nino held the mic standing to Adrien's left and the crowd laughed.

"I was very honoured when Adrien asked me to be his best man and to hold a speech in honour of their marriage. I was extremely thrilled, until this guy right here told me I mustn't mention the wisdom teeth removal video," Adrien's eyes widened.

"Seriously, he made me promise not to speak of it, not to play it again for the thousand time ever since we were seventeen," Nino continued and the crowd laughed quietly.

"But, some promises are meant to be broken, don't you think so, Alya,"  Nino smiled sheepishly and looked over to where Alya was getting up from her seat and placing a mic in front of her lips, right from Marinette. Marinette's eyes glistened in panic and she seemed to be saying something to Alya while trying to be quiet (not that the whole crowd didn't hear 'Alya I swear to God').

"I'd like to agree, Nino. Since I was honoured to be your maid of honour, Marinette," she placed her hand on Marinette's shoulder, "Nino and I decided to prepare a surprise for you both!"

"We've all watched the video, mocked them for years, but what all of you didn't know-" Alya said.

"-There are clips that didn't make it into the videos!" Nino continued and Adrien and Marinette just about lost it. They looked at each other with horrendous looks as their guests yelled in excitement, they watched a projector being set up and in a matter of minutes, teenage Adrien was on screen.

Adrien slapped his hands on his face in embarrassment as video-Adrien danced around the dentist office, or rather flapped his arms in the air ridiculously. Marinette giggled next to him and moved her hand across his back in a comforting motion, but her giggling stopped when the clip was replaced with one of her own.

She was dancing like an idiot, maybe even worse than Adrien when video-Alya's voice suddenly cut in: "Why don't you try twerking?" Apparently, drugged Marinette thought it was a great idea and began doing it right away, not that it looked at all like twerking, she looked like a fish out of water.

Marinette hid her red face in her arms on the table as everyone laughed and when she looked over to Adrien, she realised he was blushing (maybe even more than she was).

"What's got you blushing?"

"Oh, shut up," he said and looked away and she grabbed him by the elbow, pulling him closer and leaning her head on his shoulder.

When they looked at the screen again it was Adrien lying in the chair smiling while looking at the ceiling. "What you thinking about, dude?" Nino's voice said.

"Nothing," video-Adrien smiled and looked away like a Disney channel teenage girl who received a text from her first boyfriend.

"Come, on tell me, I won't tell anyone," Nino whispered.

"Won't tell anyone, my ass!" real-time-Adrien screamed over the video and everyone was laughing.

"No, 's embarrassing," video-Adrien pushed Nino away and giggled. Yes, giggled. Marinette cooed at the sight and looked over to Adrien's slight blush on his face and kissed his cheek. He looked over at her and squeezed her arm.

"Come on, tell me, man."

Adrien looked to the side and mumbled a long sentence, but it was unclear both because he was whispering and because the way he spoke was distorted.

"What did you say?"

"We were talking about Marinette and I thought of her a-" he looked to the side and he was blushing.

"Her what?"

"Ass," he said and threw himself on the floor from the chair. The guest laughed as Marinette gaped and looked over at Adrien.

"You do have a pretty nice ass."

"Adrien!" she smacked his shoulder and he laughed.

"Shut up, you love me."

"Unfortunately."

A clip of Marinette sitting on the floor with her legs crossed was shown and she looked over at Alya. "Do you think he has abs?"

Alya was laughing, both in the video and in real life.

"I think he does," video-Marinette nodded to herself and hummed. Marinette took a sip of her drink, trying to ignore Adrien's furious eyebrow wiggling.

After a couple of seconds, she looked up at Alya again and said; "I want to touch his abs." Marinette spit out her drink as Adrien smirked as he whispered into her ear: "Any time, babe," and she pushed him away by the face.

A clip of Adrien laughing like an idiot was shown, and it that wasn't funny enough he looked over at Nino and slapped his own cheeks.

"What's wrong with you, dude."

Adrien laughed again and started singing: "I can't feel my face when I'm with you."

Marinette was still sitting on the floor when she was on the screen again. When the blond nurse came into the room to grab something she quickly got up and said: "When can I get my teeth back?"

The nurse smiled gently and said: "We don't usually give those back."

"Why not? They are mine." The nurse kept smiling when Marinette's eyes widened.

"Has anybody ever told you you look exactly like Adrien-"

"YOU HAVE!" the nurse screamed out of frustration before leaving the room.

The screen was suddenly split into two, one side being Adrien, one Marinette.

"She'd be the perfect girl to marry," Adrien's clip played then stopped.

"God, Alya, I'd marry him in a heartbeat," Marinette's clip played right after.

Adrien and Marinette looked over at each other fondly and he pressed a quick peck on her lips before looking over at the screen again.

"What do you think your marriage would look like?" a question stood on the screen.

"Three kids, at least," Adrien said.

"Three kids," Marinette lifted three fingers and giggled.

The screen was cut into two and at the same time they said: "and a hamster!"

"I would take care of the kids all day longgg," Adrien said with his eyes closed and head leaning to the side.

"I don't know how I would be with them all the time with sewing and everything," Marinette groaned.

"But I don't think she'll ever fall in love with me, Nino," video-Adrien sniffled.

"What's the point of talking about this when we know he won't ever look my way," Marinette smiled but her eyes were filled with tears.

The clip no longer showed the dentist room as pictures shifted on the screen.

A picture of the two of them from the back while playing Mecha Strike III.

A picture of Marinette watching Adrien from her seat.

A picture of Marinette asleep in Adrien's arms on Alya's couch when they were supposed to be doing their history project.

A picture of Adrien looking at Marinette fondly on their graduation without her looking back at him.

A picture of Malon jumping on Adrien's back and Marinette running towards them with a terrified expression.

A picture of Adrien on one knee and Marinette crying her eyes out.

Suddenly Nino and Alya were on screen standing next to each other.

"We put this together to show you how perfect you are for each other, so you can have something to look back on at all times."

"But before things get sappier than they are," Alya pointed to the camera, "Marinette wipe those tears off your face," she smiled and Marinette wiped the tears she didn't even know had fallen.

"As she was saying before things get sappier, here are a couple more clips."

Adrien was standing in the corner of the room in front of the mirror above the small sink.

"Why are these swollen?" he patted his cheeks.

"They took your wisdom teeth out," Nino said behind the camera.

Adrien looked over to Nino and Nino already knew what was going to come out of his mouth: "Not so wise anymore, am I."

Nino's groan could be heard and he walked away from Adrien.

"Don't you think that's absolutely CATastrophic!"

"You never change, huh?" Marinette whispered to Adrien.

"Never, my lady."

Marinette was out typing on her phone and Alya asked her what she was doing. "Just tweeting," Marinette answered.

The screen was filled with 20 identical tweets tweeted minutes apart (They took my fucking teeth)

"Why isn't my Twitter working?"

"Oh it's working well, girl," her best friend chuckled.

When Adrien appeared on screen again Nino asked him: "How are you going to take photo shoots with that swollen face?"

"My dad gave me a couple days off," Adrien smiled cheekily.

"Really, how did that happen?"

"I told him," Adrien stood up, "old man, just give me a couple days off, or else." Adrien hid behind Marinette's small frame when he felt his father glance at him ("You do realise he knows you're still here?" "Mari, goddamit shut up.")

"Really?"

"Hell, no."

The next clip played: "What would you say to Adrien if you didn't go all stupid around him?"

"Yo, hot stuff," Marinette smiled, "I want to girlfriend you, I mean I want to be the boyfriend to your, no wait I mean-" she groaned.

Adrien was sitting upright next to Marinette again and he looked over and said: "Aw babe, you had a crush on me."

"We're married!"

"Do you think Marinette would mind if I wore a Ladybug themed suit to our wedding?" video-Adrien asked. Marinette looked over to him and smirked confidently: "Speaking of crushes."

Adrien yelled across the auditorium again: "I wanted a tie she didn't let me!"

"And she could sew a Chat Noir themed dress for herself!"

"I would call her Meowrinette for the rest of our lives." video-Adrien said.

"That's not such a bad idea, y'know," Adrien smiled over to Marinette.

"Chaton, don't you dare."

The final clip played and Marinette was leaning on her dad for support mumbling something.

"What did she say Mme Dupain-Cheng?" Alya asked Sabine.

"I don't know, it was probably about Adrien, though." Sabine giggled.

"Not that we mind, though," Tom said.

Marinette looked over to where her parents were sitting and smiled.

The screen said 'Congratulations' and Marinette and Adrien kissed for the 100th time that day.

"Much better than a speech right?" Nino said into his mic and the crowd cheered.