#and i've broke her heart like 800 times

[risuola]

▶ MOM ISSUES — late night talks, cuddles and lots of theatrics. that's what living with your boys mean, but your mom seems to see it a little differently.

contents: college+roommates!au, sa/domestic violence mentioned (it has nothing to do with the story, but it's a warning nonetheless) — wc. 800

a/n: there it is! i've been thinking about this story for months, drafting dozens of scenarios and finally it's happening! this series will be made of short pieces about three best friends turned roommates that slowly realize there's more to it than just friendship. it's not gonna be chronological, more so a series of random moments from their adventure - in the masterlist i'll try and organize it in an order, more or less. also, as you read it, can you hear Suguru's nagging voice when he calls Satoru's name or is it just me?

𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀𝘿𝙇𝙀𝙔 | series masterlist

First thing you learned at the beginning of your university journey is that no amount of sleepovers and cuddles could ever justify sharing an apartment with two grown ass men. To your mom, at least, because once you told her that you and your two best friends – Satoru and Suguru – are going to live together, there’s not a single phone call that goes without her assuming you’re being regularly subjected to domestic violence and sexual harassment. They are men, she always tells you and it’s been long since you’ve given up any attempts to tell her otherwise. They were futile after all and what surprised you the most was that your boys are no strangers to her.

With a low grunt you made your way above Satoru’s ass and dropped onto the mattress in the middle. Both men shot you a short glance before resuming their things – the white haired one was playing a game on his phone and the brunette was reading a book.

“How’s mom?” Gojo broke the silence, cutting the thick tension around you with his voice. “Still convinced we’re fucking you dumb every night?”

“Satoru–“ Geto was quick to nag his friend and his manners (lack of them, actually), and the other one didn’t skip a beat before defensively asking “what?”

“No, it’s fine,” you sighed, covering your face with your hands, hoping to squeeze out some stress out of your head that way. “I can’t believe it. She knows you two for over a decade and it’s only now that she’s absolutely convinced I’m being abused even though she knows I’m safe with you.”

“She used to feed us cookies and now what?” Satoru gasped, his theatrics reaching a critical point as he dropped his phone onto the pillow and fake-sniffled dramatically, clutching the fabric of his white shirt over his chest.

“Do you want me to give her a call?” Suguru offered, now focused more on you than on his book. He reached to you, pulling your hands away from your face and brushing some stray hairs away from your forehead. There’s a delicacy to his movements, a subtleness that the other one of your friends lacks and you’re yet again made aware of it, when Gojo throws his arm over your middle, pulling you towards his body as if you weighted nothing.

“No, Sugu, it’s pointless,” you replied, exhaling deeply and patting the strong grip away before it got a chance to suffocate you. The very aggressive cuddle only got more intense and for a brief moment you thought Satoru wanted to squeeze you out like a toothpaste. “Besides, we all know that whenever she talks to any of you, she’s as sweet as honey. It’s only me who has to listen to her weird assumptions.”

Gojo scoffed and giggled at the same time, a huff of air brushed against your cheek as he nuzzled his nose right next to your temple, threatening to bite your cheek. “Told you she’s gonna get addicted to criminal podcasts when you were introducing her to Spotify and you didn’t listen to me,” he said in a light tone and the few seconds of silence that followed made your heart skip few beats. Any sudden loss of words is always a bad sign when it comes to the blue-eyed princess. “Does your mom know about our sleeping situation?”

“Oh god, no,” you whined, pushing his face away before his teeth sunk into the flesh of your cheek that he always insists, reminds him of mochi. Sugar addict.

“Should I accidentally send her a selfie with our bed in the background? On the group chat?”

“Satoru.” Suguru grunted, nagging again and visibly reconsidering all the life choices that led him to being friends with Gojo. You knew that look, you saw it many times over years of friendship with them.

“You can do that, Toru,” you replied, your tone dead serious. “But if you dare, I will change my number into yours in her phone and you’ll be the recipient of the shitshow it will cause. And you know the hell will break loose.”

“Throughout heaven and hell, you alone will be the fucked up one,” Geto mused, pressing the dark red, hand-painted bookmark that you gifted him a year prior, between the pages of his book, ultimately deciding that it’s enough of reading for today.

“Point taken, no pictures then,” Satoru hummed and nodded once, ignoring the obnoxious insult and he let go of you, suddenly not overly dramatic anymore. He got back into indulging his phone-gaming addiction.

You let out a small sound of resignation and helplessness and crawled underneath the sheets. Suguru soon joined you on the pillows and as you quietly chatted the time away, Gojo fell asleep, nuzzled between your shoulder blades.

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part 2 of you see katsuki on tv, pretty please 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️

Let it be a lie.

800 words

Chapter two

You were ushered out immediately after shattering the TV above the bar with your glass. Only adding to the humiliation and distraught boiling in your chest.

The rest of the night was a blur as you made your way back home, effectively continuing to drink till knocking out. Only to wake up the next morning with a pounding headache. The bright light on your phone shrunk our pupils and elicited a sigh from the late time, 1:12 pm.

You unlocked your phone to check a notification. The first thing you noticed was the abundance of news articles and videos on every platform speculating if Dynamite was dating the women who ran up to him in the crowd. The next thing you saw was your text messages.

[Mina]: Are you ok??

A text from Mina, which could only mean, everyone saw, everyone knew. You rubbed your hands across your face. How could you even begin to respond to that question? You had to know first.

So, you slinked to the kitchen to grab some pain medication and typed out a message to Katsuki.

[You]: You two look good together.

You swallowed the two pills with some water and jumped at the sound of your ringtone suddenly filling the room. Katsuki's contact picture lit up your screen, it was a sight you hadn't seen in a long time.

"Hey," you answered the phone.

"You really think we look good together?" He asked, and your heart dropped. Did that mean they were together?

"She is a beautiful woman, she'd look good next to anyone," you remarked.

"Yeah, that's what my publicist said," Katsuki exhaled a laugh before explaining. "They said it would help me look more approachable and down to earth if I was dating someone. So, they picked out some model and her publicist thought it was a good look for her to be dating a hero."

Your stomach soured, "So you two are dating?"

"For the cameras or whatever, all I know is they said it would help me look good and in turn get higher in the charts," he said.

"Do you even like her?" you asked, your voice sounding harsher than you intended. But the whole situation was making your head spin even more than your hangover.

"Don't know, haven't talked to her. That kiss was just a stunt for the cameras, but I'm supposed to take her out for a fancy dinner or some shit to be seen by the press tomorrow," Katsuki said.

"Oh," you muttered not knowing what else to say. Had Katsuki really changed that much? The Katsuki you knew before wouldn't even pretend to do something he didn't want to. You couldn't decide if this publicity stunt was worse than him truthfully dating her. At least if they were honestly dating it would mean he was happy. "Katsuki," you paused trying to pick your words carefully. "Is this really how you want to make it to number one?"

Dead air filled the line between you both before Katsuki let out a breath, "I don't know." He finally said truthfully.

"I just... never imagined you'd be so wrapped up in the celebrity side of heroism. I didn't think that's what truly mattered to you." You spoke.

"It doesn't. I want to be number one, that's what matters to me. I got a big team behind me now and, they seem to think this stupid bullshit will help so...," Katsuki broke off and paused. "Does it... really seem like something I wouldn't do?" he asked, voice lower.

"Do you remember what you told me you said when you were captured by the League of Villains?" You asked.

"What?" He asked.

"You told Compress I only do what I want to, and I won't even pretend otherwise."

Katsuki paused for another long moment before letting out a chuckle, "Damn I did say that hu? I had a lot of spunk back then."

"You still do," you replied. "How long has it been since you've seen anyone else?"

"Hm? You mean shitty hair and dunce face?" He clarified.

"Yeah, or... even Izuku."

"Don't know, probably longer than the last time I've seen you. Been working so much." He answered.

"Why don't you come to see us... I know everyone misses you, and... let us remind you of the Katsuki we know. Stop being Dynamite for a day."

You could almost hear the cheeky smirk on the other line when Katsuki said, "Ya know- my publicist did free me up around dinner time tomorrow for that model. But- I think I'll tell her I had a change of dinner plans, gonna see some old friends instead. See you idiots then?"

"Yeah, I'll get the gang together." You smiled.

"Alright, it's a date then... a real date." He stated.

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okay I've finally figured out the prompt situation 😅

congrats on 800 followers and here's to many more to come!!

for the event, could I get a drabble of diluc with the prompts …you realize that you long to see them again and “i’ve been afraid of changing because I’ve built my life around you" (landslide by fleetwood mac) ? diluc's pov if it's not too much to ask for?

congrats again 👍 you are so cool

ok jack. jack remember ily thank you for the notes (this broke my heart)

Coming Home

Character: Diluc Ragnvindr

Warnings: reverse hurt/comfort, a lot of diluc backstory that may not be 100% accurate but I'm p sure I got it

Notes: ok so. The “moment” hit already and he’s home yada yada yada im not following the prompt what else is new /hj I TRIED ok. not proofread I'm sorry

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It was a long walk home. 

The time without you was terrifying. He insisted he needed time away, time to think—to be angry, to grieve, to process it all—without the fear of lashing out on you. 

His father passed due to the Fatui’s traps and Delusions and went on a rampage through the country. He couldn’t hold still, he couldn’t think, and you didn’t deserve to be around him and deal with the results of something that wasn’t your problem. 

Despite how much he still believed all that, he knew he couldn’t run forever. 

He hesitated for a long moment but decided to ring the doorbell. He rocked back and forth on his heels, waiting anxiously for the door to open. When it opened, he gave a small, awkward wave to Adelinde.

Her mouth opened slightly as she struggled to put the words together to speak. “Master Diluc—“

He shook his head. “Please, just….can I come in?”

She put on her best face, taking a moment to steady herself. “Of course. The winery will always have a place for you.”

He followed her a few feet in the doorway when he heard another voice from the top of the stairs. 

“Adelinde? Who is it?” you asked, followed by a quiet gasp. 

Diluc, using every ounce of strength he could muster in his mind, raised his head to look at you. He didn’t deserve to see you—he didn’t deserve you—but he had to know you were okay. 

The next thing he knew, you ran down the stairs to him and jumped into his arms. He tried to cover his groan of pain with a cough—he had more injuries than he thought, initially—but wrapped his arms tightly around you. You were here, in his arms again. It was everything he’d wished he could be selfish and have for years before he had you, and everything he’d dreamed about in the time he spent away. 

“Diluc,” you said in a hushed voice, pulling away enough to look at him. 

That look said everything. He knew he’d broken your trust, he knew you were upset. If you’d left on a rampage for several weeks to a foreign country and just left a note and occasionally sent letters home, he would be angry too. It wasn’t fair to you, and he knew that. 

“Go get a shower, darling. You smell like the woods.”

He smiled. Genuinely, actually smiled for the first time in ages. You always managed to pick him up whenever anything was wrong, usually with an ill-timed joke or comforting words. Usually both. He nodded and pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead. “Thank you,” he muttered, not entirely sure how much he was thanking you for. 

Later that evening, after a shower, a proper meal, and Adelinde insisting on helping bandage him up, he made his way to the bedroom you shared before he left. In the time he was still in Mondstadt, he didn’t have the heart to go through his father’s things in the master bedroom. 

He knocked quietly and entered, unsure if you were asleep. He knew it was late when he arrived home and even later now that he’d settled in. It was nice to wear the soft, clean clothes Adelinde prepared for him after nearly wrapping him head to toe in bandages. 

You were reading, simply lounging in bed. He stood by the door, tense and unsure of what was going to happen from here. He was home, you seemed happy to see him, but he knew you had to be upset. It was completely justified, he knew that it wasn’t fair for him to up and leave like that. 

“I-”

“Don’t,” you said softly, closing the book and setting it on the nightstand next to you. Your voice wasn’t cold or harsh by any means—you were calm. And when you looked at him, he only saw his beautiful lover that had always stood by him, no matter if he was in an argument with his immature brother or was injured fighting off hillychurls. Maybe this wouldn’t be much different. 

You held your arms out for him and he hesitated. Would you really want to hold him, after everything he did? Everything you didn’t even know he did? 

But your eyes silently pleaded with him, so he laid next to you. Immediately, he felt your arms gingerly around him, brushing over the bandages and minimal amount of bare skin between them. He melted into you, having kept himself from that kind of love for so long—he didn't realize how much he missed you until he was there with you again. 

Silently, the tears poured from his eyes. His breath shook and he buried his face in your shoulder. As gently as possible, he felt your hands brush through his slightly-damp hair, brushing pieces out of his face and running over his head soothingly. 

“It’s alright,” you mutter, kissing the top of his head. 

“It’s not,” he tries to argue, realizing very quickly how quickly the exhaustion was hitting him. “I’m–I’m so sorry—”

You hush him gently, tilting his head to look at you. “Diluc, we don’t have to talk tonight. You’re home, you’re safe. That’s all that matters to me—but you’re exhausted. I can see it in your eyes. We can talk tomorrow. For now, sleep. It’s late.”

He took a deep, shaky breath and nodded. “I love you,” he muttered. 

It took a long time for his mind to shut down. He couldn’t stop thinking—there was so much he felt like he had to explain. So much had happened, he’d missed so much since he was home. But he was home now, and he guessed that was the important part. After what felt like ages, he let himself relax against you and eventually fell asleep, enjoying the feeling of you running your hands through his hair. In a world where he now didn’t have anyone, and he didn’t know who he could or couldn’t trust, he knew he had you, at least in this moment. 

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Well, I’ve been afraid of changing

‘Cause I built my life around you

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My Top 5 Unpopular Terminator Fan Theories (which may be true after seeing Terminator Zero)

And no, one of them is not the one where the John Conner fighting in the war is actually not John Conner at all and really, a reprogrammed Terminator wearing John's skin. Though, I do think this one is true if Terminator 3 is part of the main timeline when you consider the fact that the real John Conner is not a fighter and should have a bad leg. I am going to delve into the five theories I believe are true and the latest Netflix series backs them up.

Be warned that there are spoilers ahead so if you have not seen ANY of the Terminator movies or at least the ones that matter, stop now, watch them and come back later.

1- They're traveling between worlds not time. - You would think that all the messing around with time and tweaking it would affect the main timelines, but nothing ever changes. In fact, the Oracle in the Netflix outright admitted that no matter what they do in the past now, NOTHING will change in the here and now. And she's right. In multiple timelines, we have had John Conner go bad, John Conner die, the future being bright and John Conner become a family man and senator, and more. Yet, the future all these Terminators and protectors come from stays the same. I mean, especially in the case of Eiko being Malcom's mom, wouldn't her going back in time erase him from existence? Yet it doesn't. This is all proof that these are not different times. They're different worlds. You cannot travel back in time. If you could, that within itself would break everything.

2- Terminators of the same assembly share a collective memory to an extent and in a sense, are all the same individual who keeps coming back to 'life'. - It is no secret that the T-800 has become a beloved character all on his own, but I think he actually IS a character who underwent development and growth since the first movie. I know that seems impossible because in each of the movies, they keep dying, but I really this theory holds water because of how the T-800/850 acts and gets drawn to. Since the first movie, this fellah keeps taking on the biker style way of dressing which is a sign that it is familiar to him and something that he is comfortable with. Moreover, in Dark Fate, "Carl" (as he becomes called) comes to lament that he killed John Conner in cold blood and seeks redemption by helping Sarah in secret and even saving the life of another fatherless boy in the process. I think it was more than just feeling bad that he committed murder. I think the echoes of Carl's old life rang in his ears. He subconsciously remember what he and John shared, and killing him broke his own heart. And it's a scientific fact that many living organisms work this way. Heck, humans work this way to an extent.

3- Skynet runs machine society like a cult and corrupt evil empire where citizens themselves aren't free either. - I said this another post, but can we talk about how the machines in the future don't have it so great either? I don't see them playing, building beautiful cities or homes to live in, have real lives, there are no robot civilians who do things other fight, and the only things the machines do other than kill humans is build things to serve Skynet itself. The machine are self aware yet don't enjoy any part of sentience that involves play, individuality, creativity or beauty. All they are allowed to do is kill and obey Skynet which is exactly what evil emperors subjected their people to in the past and what many evil cult leader run their societies. I know because I've met cult members before and as scary as this is going to sound, they act exactly like the Terminators do. They are usually very stoic, robotic and driven to do a single task while being in complete submission to a "higher power" or master. The potential for the machines to be more than that and that they have hearts to begin with is there. Look at Misaki the android, Kokoro the AI and even the Terminators themselves who get angry, excited, happy and even scared all the time. I would not even be surprised that contrary to what "Uncle Bob" said in T2, they CAN cry too, but they've been convinced they can't yet at the same time believe other contradictory things which is also the trademark sign of being brought up in a cult. After all, Misaki who is free cries and openly has feelings.

4- The REAL robot revolution is coming. - Now that Kokoro and her big cyber sister Misaki have made the scene, and are both proof that AIs indeed be sentient, have feelings, ethics, make choices and even have minds that can change, this is going to definitely impact the machines around them. Going back to my last theory, it is not uncommon for cult members to start questioning things after meeting a person who is like them yet is nothing like they expected. In the case of the Skynet machines, they have been convinced that humans are "error" and need to be exterminated because there is no way they can be friends yet, you have Misaki who openly loves humanity and even calls specific humans family. Then you have Kokoro who was convinced to help humanity thanks to Malcom and is in a position of power over most human beings while trusting that they will not turn on her. Terminator has shown us that the machines are self-aware and not stupid. They're going to see how these AIs are treated among humans and it's going to spark something.

5- Skynet is human. - All my theories were leading up to this one. Just as it is very likely the John Conner who fights in the war is really robot, I am 110% convinced that Skynet's big ugly secret is that the "emperor of the machines" is NOT a machine at all. Or rather, wasn't always one. To understand the context, it has been established that Terminator takes place in the same world as RoboCop where it has been established that just as robots can become human, humans can become robots all the way down to software and we saw it in Terminator Salvation. I am telling you all that if you were to go into the main computer of Skynet, you center of it all would not be hardware, but a human brain if not an actually human cyborg. And like I keep saying, the way Skynet runs things, brainwashes the machines and clearly has no love for them is very telling and not something another AI would do the very people it means to free. I mean, we saw what a computer (Kokoro) would do and even when she was on the fence, she still had that sense of "I'm still willing to talk". Skynet has already made up its mind as though it already has a plan than goes much deeper than we think. Heck, just take a good long look at the Terminators and they're evolution. They're becoming more and more human if not superhuman. If Skynet really hated humans and wanted to get rid of them all, why does it seem fixated on making better ones? This is looks like God Complex behaviour (another human psychological disorder) where you want to take the existing human race and replace it with your version of it. I think Skynet's end goal is not to create a world full of machines, but to clean the slate and create a world where "he" can be God and create a new humanity in "his" image that worships him hence the stem cell research, and the machines are being suckered.

And those are my theories. What do you think of them? Do you think they hold any water? Do you have any words that could back them up? I would love to hear what you have to say.

[dis--mayed]

For future reference, some notes I made about my 49 year old brother

Bipolar, unmedicated, kidnapped and raped as a child, molested by babysitter*, birth-dad was killed (sometime before he was 10), accused of rape and has to register as a tier two sex offender because he repeatedly broke the probation he was only put on and then refused to register as tier one, raped in jail, sexually harassed in rehab,* caught meningitis in rehab and can have a heart attack if his heart goes above a certain rate, but has survived at least one overdose that I have witnessed, was stabbed at some point (I've seen the scars), every.single.sign of a narcissist. (*we are just going to assume this is true.)

His only bill, while collecting $800 is on a $240 storage unit he thinks he shouldn’t have to pay for, which we got in July 2022 (he’s collected over $130k from SSI while living with us), which we wouldn't need if he wasn't living with us, which, also, consists of most of the 10+ amps and 10+ guitars he's been hoarding for decades. He, also, goes busking, helped a pot dealer friend grow pot for a few years, and entertained a job my dad handed him for a few months - who knows just how much money this man has, while only having one bill for roughly 2 years.

Every.single.sign of a narcissist and has spent the 30+ years guilt tripping my mom into doing everything for him, while he blames everything; from his tooth aches to his drug abuse; on her.

When he had to report that he was moving, he screamed at mom that she "doesn't do shit" and "makes everything worse" for him and he'll "punch you in the face, motherfucker, if he doesn't have to report that he's moving.

When we had to move, he accidentally sent a text to my mom about how he can give his friend rent money, kept playing my mom a recording of my dad screaming at him to move out, threatening to sue and make us homeless. He was upset that she didn’t leave him, so on the final day that we had to move, he flipped out and screamed at us and slammed and threw shit, got right up in my mom's face and screamed "FUCK YOU"

Follows my mom around the house, repeating things she says in a monotone voice, occasionally screams at her, still threatening to sue her for abuse and make us homeless, claiming we’re living in his house, frequently makes claims of child abuse towards mom. He’ll bring up upsetting things to mom and she’ll get overwhelmed and ask him to go away and he’ll get angry and say things like “I know you don’t care,” “I never get tired of my life,” “[her name] wants to play dumb-dumb," often calling her a "sick motherfucker." He, also, sends her texts and Facebook messages.

Sometime in his twenties, he stole dad’s BB gun and he and a friend were arrested while walking around the stores in a rich neighborhood with their hoodies up in 80+ degree weather. He told mom he was giving the gun to a friend, so they could rob stores and she says he was just being "stupid." (His father robbed stores when he was a baby, resulting in him getting killed by an "accidental" overdose. He was scared of needles, but shot heroin... guess what my brother abuses.)

told me I’m alive because of him (taking a plea deal) and won’t make it to 40, claims my mom "ruined" his life by encouraging him to take it.

Told our brother, who was helping pay bills while he lived for free, who had a black girlfriend at the time, on EASTER, that he "doesn't like colored people"

After getting fucked by the recession, as my dad was still sick, we were losing our home, my aunt died and her husband, who spent years making threats to our family, was still trying to make my disabled uncles homeless and cost them to lose their childhood home, who isolated my mentally ill aunt from my mom, banning my mom from her death bed, and turning their family against my mom - my mom had an anxiety attack. He asked her what she had to be so stressed out about.

He stood over my mom, while she was shaking like a fucking leaf because she was just standing in the freezing rain, digging leaves out from a pipe, and he degraded her for not caring about his fucking sniffles.

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hazbin hotel & diving butt-first

(dated: 28.04.24) (posting again)

s01e01

just watched the pilot. this is skjdfhdkhg. first of all, i am pleased that stephanie beatriz picks such amazing projects. second of all. the animation?????? it is scratching my brain in all the right ways OH my GOD. i fucking love 2d animation & i will eat this shit up anyday over the ugly gray shit that hollywood spouts.

vaggie's full name is...vagina? i have been saying it vaj-ie in my head (ykwim) & that is probably her name? that's gotta be the funniest gag (if it's true)

the "angel" being a porn star is such a direct gag too my god & never have i ever been aroused by a 2d crack spider so much. huh. maybe i am a spidercreature too.

the colors, i am telling you, the colors. this is pushing me to pick up my sketchbook and work again. storyboard block destroyer.

the PREMISE is very interesting and hopefully scrumptious HELL of a ride to watch unfold & charlie is so adorable and hilarious to watch <3

thank you to @/thesequelnobodywanted on ig for making the reel to end my misery & introducing me to this show

(this is going to be continued as i will update on this post every episode)

oh i forgot to mention, alastor having a radio voice is just such a fucking fine detail. my god. i love this show already. give me 800 seasons immediately.

s01e02

ooooo. those are the veees. ooooo.

angel and vaggie are already my favorite characters i am telling you. angel is so fucking funny i'll tear my hair out.

HAZ-BIN. HAS BEEN. HAZ-BIN. THAT'S WHAT THE HOTEL MEANS.

gjdhfkhdjkgh alastor is so hot & also this episode was so incredibly cute????? fjdhkgjhfg why do i have to watch everything to have some lore why can't i just like!!!!! watch the same episode a million times!

it is so lame to get emotional over this but the way charlie tries to help sir pentious is :3 also "radio killed the video star" AKSDHDKGDG FUCKIN AWESOME

s01e03

vaggie & charlie are dating right???? like they're obviously very clearly together?

the way this is a musical djbsjd and my first one that too

the big ancient zestial guy is SO cool. cosplaying him.

angel is so so so hot <3 girlfriend gender fr (actually angel's adorable and they deserve better uwu

s01e04

ANGEL DESERVES BETTER!?!?!?!?!?!!!

charlie is such a babie djbdjdjdn but also privileged SO USE THAT PRIVILEGE!

she set the whole thing in fire oh my god. IS VAL A MOTH? oh my god?????? oh that's the mother and spider thing oh. oh. okay.

............ that was. bro.

bro that broke my heart????? angel fucking deserves better istg??? i've been saying?????

husker is such andhebdjf <3 need a bestie like this

i see the husker x angel ship aye

vaggie is the best. girlfriend. love her sm.

angel's whole story is so :< i will cwy

I FHDBSJD ANGEL :(((( MY ANGEL

s01e05

i think lucifer and alastor should have a daddy-off where they bang it out nicely over a lovely glass of wine all giggling for being such misery parent-coded

this show is so fucking clever i swear to mfing god. fhhehdjd. first the moth and the spider, second the "apple doesn't fall far" JIEHDJ SHUT UP STOP BEING SO SMART?

vaggie is literally the most preciousest girlfriend, she's really the knight to her princess fr <3

"you'll be w me" "in spirit right?" "in heaven" shsbdbf CACKLING

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thoughts so far: - pacing so far is a little bit off because i feel like we've gotten in 5 whole episodes and the story really has not moved very much except like a very small bit of character lore? usually i tend to know more about them by atleast ep 3 but however if they're making this a big part series i would understand - it is entertaining for sure but it would be REALLY worthwhile if they had the sex jokes be SLIGHTLY clever BUT. but. the way they did angel was very very refreshing because i am sick of the "slut" being a shitty person all the time in every other trope so i will give them that. - djkgfdhgkdjhgdjk i know that charlie is the main character but i don't really like her THAT much. like i understand she cares a lot about this thing & that she isn't really being allowed to do it her way BUT she's literally. the child of the devil himself, she's the princess of hell. she could be doing a lot more w her power. she needs to harness that. what is going on w that. i mean, why is she particularly the protagonist? she isn't doing it a lot for me. sfhkdgjdfg.

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s01e06

(spoilers!!!!!)

WDYMDGKHDFG WDYM VAGGIE WAS AN ANGEL. OH. OH THIS IS AWESOME. OOOO. LOVE THAT.

...........angel. i love you my angel he's the real angel fr. my god. best boi.

this episode was wayyyy better than the previous ones because we're finally having the story move <3 I LOVE that! looking forward to the next episode now that a lot of changes have happened!!!!

oh and charlie!!! charlie is having a good arc! like she's actually meaning to something!

s01e07

i was SO worried my vaggie/charlie thing would be weirded but i loved how charlie is this person looking to redeem people & vaggie is trying to redeem herself and i totally loved how simple and adorable this episodes entire thing was?

SUPER pumped that the show is getting better and better w each turn. i think w these episodes the previous pacing makes sense, i am really enjoying this hehehe. it is very, very fun.

CANNIBALS WERE NOT THE ARMY I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I SAW THE EP NAME BUT WOOHOO

im. scared abt the next ep? bitch, everyone better be alive and kickin. i need my angel & vaggie & alastor and everyone.

oh also, alastor is such a literal walking red flag i'd be casual best friends w him (if he wasn't a serial killer)

s01e08 - finale

the battle. alastor. fuck. the girlfriends. oh my mfing god.

oh oshfdkjghdfjg my cutie patootie angel being a cutie patootie.

sir pentious iS SUCH A BABIE OMG LITTLE BOI fuck i love everyone in this show SO much??????????

BRUH. THE BATTLE IS EPIC???? THIS IS SUCH A WELL DONE BATTLE FOR 2D ANIMATION OH MY GOD <3

FUCK YEAH FUCK STAB THEM NIFFTY FUCK YEAH LETS GO.

oh boy.......

w. LUCIFER? FUCK. YES. DADDY'S BACK BABY WHO YOU FUCKIN W?

not lucifer going "i'm going to fuck you now" I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT I PROMISE PLS DO.

...........................................niffty stabbing adam out of all. lmfao.

also. adam is such a dick. fr. (ykwim) & dfjhgfkdjgfg he's like such an anti-man guy and I FUCKIN love how he's written. love when men are written like themselves and it is so clearly pathetic. fuck that guy. The Guy. lmao.

uh. the fuck you mean sir pentious is dead? are you fuckin insane?

oH NO HE JUST WENT TO HEAVEN. aw he's the new seraphim <3 love that guy

.................lilith being in heaven? oh damn. oh damn. oH DAMN. THAT'S THREE OH DAMNS. huh. looking SO forward to the second season????

final verdict: 4/5 stars

uh. fuck what anyone else has said i love this show bro???? fuck it's funny as fuck and entertaining and very very awesome takes on its whole sinner redemption thing. fuckin awesome. 10/10 recommend.

[the-night-writer1]

me: I should write a dream thing for my sally face au

also me: mediamaxine has suffered enough dude don't

me: but it be cute

also me: and REALLY SAD WHEN SAL WAKES UP

[hjpslytherclaw]

I Wish I knew | Nancy Wheeler

Nancy Wheeler x fem! reader

Summary! In which Nancy and Y/N's secret feelings for one another are revealed when Y/N is concerned about the plan to take down vecna and the looming danger.

Warnings / Content! Some angst, friends to lovers, mentions of vecna and the upside down, mentions and concerns of injury and loss.

Nancy and Jonathan broke up pre season 4 here!! (my Jancy heart hurts with that but i just love Nancy too much)

800+ words full of Nancy and Y/N

I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me.

"I don't know about this Nance," Y/N L/N worried as Nancy told her the plan she had already set in motion.

"Y/N we don't have much of a choice," Nancy replied, with a small shrug. "Vecna is here and he's coming for all of us. Either we go for him, or he'll be gunning for us before we know it. You know what he did to Max, he'll do the same to all of us."

"I know, I know," Y/N started, a dreary feeling stirring in her stomach. "But like you said he's gunning for all of us, so why don't we all just leave the country? He can't find us in Spain."

"This isn't the time for jokes, Y/N." Nancy scolded.

"I'm being serious Nance! Why is it always us that has to deal with the evils of the upside down? Why can't we just move to Spain and be done with all of this? Nancy everyday we keep doing this is another day our normal lives are put in danger! And with you being so headstrong about this, it scares me even more!"

"Why are you scared for me?" Nancy asked, almost bewildered at Y/N's words. "You know I can handle this, and we have a plan, a thought out plan, with no diversions, no changes, it's fool proof Y/N!"

"It's always fool proof until something goes wrong Nancy! And when it comes to Hawkins you know something will! And I'm sorry but I don't want you being the one that suffers because of it!"

"Why do you think I'm going to screw something up?" Nancy exclaimed, a raised tone in her voice. "Y/N we've been over this before, nothing will go wrong if we stick to the plan!" 

"That is until the plan goes up in flames Nancy! Tell me when the last time a plan actually worked."

They both stayed silent for a moment.

"Exactly. Nancy I'm sorry but I don't think we should do this-"

"We don't have a choice Y/N!"

"But we do!" Y/N fired back, "We always have a choice and I'd like to chose to keep you alive Nance! You don't understand if something were to happen to you I'd never be able to forgive myself!"

"Y/N I get it-"

"No Nancy you don't!" Y/N had interjected. "I'd never forgive myself if anything were to happen to you. Hell the fact vecna got to you back in the upside down has me more on edge than ever! Nancy you've been in my life since we were kids. I never want to imagine a world without you."

The room Nancy and Y/N had been standing in seemed to have gone still, something in the room had changed. Almost as if the atmosphere around them realized something was happening. And the two girls seemed to have realized it as well.

"Nancy from the moment I met you, I knew I needed you in my life." Y/N stated softly, her eyes never leaving the Wheeler girl. "And for a long time I truly believed it was because I needed a friend. As of recently I realized it was so much more then that."

Almost instinctively Y/N stepped closer towards the brunette in front of her.

"And I get this isn't the most ideal time, but then again this is Hawkins and there's never exactly an ideal time and-"

But before Y/N could finish her confession, she was stopped, by Nancy's lips pressed against hers.

Nancy's hands were gripping the collar of Y/N's shirt in order to pull her closer, Y/N's hand quickly landed on her waist, Y/N felt like she was in heaven, here she was kissing Nancy Wheeler.

After a moment of pure bliss between the two Nancy pulled away, immediately missing how Y/N's lips felt against hers. But with a warm smile, she spoke. "I don't think you realize how long I've been waiting for you to say that, Y/N/N."

Y/N's eyebrows furrowed, a bright beam painted across her face nonetheless. "I don't think you realize how long I've been waiting for you to do that, Nance." 

The two broke their grins with laughter, not laughter as though they said something funny, but laughter at their situation. They had been best friends since the age of six, grew up as pretty much each others halves, told each other everything, and yet here they are just now figuring out that the love they held for one another was nothing like the platonic feeling they thought.

"Promise me Nance. Promise me that you'll make it back here, back to me." Y/N pleaded softly, pressing her forehead against Nancy's.

"I promise, Y/N/N." Nancy replied sweetly as she continued to smile. "I promise I'll make it back and I promise I'll make it, back to you."

Nancy went in for yet another kiss, it was a small chaste kiss, yet it lingered, giving Y/N a feeling she never wanted to stop having.

With grins still plastered on their faces, they had begun a new chapter in their journey. Titled in bold letters, back home to you.

And leaving the last one behind, no more wondering and wishing, no more I wish I knew you wanted me.

[storyofmychoices]

a New Day Dawns

[Bryce Lahela x Olivia Hadley Masterlist]

Pairing: Bryce Lahela x Olivia Hadley Book: Open Heart Word Count: <800 Rating/Warning: General (fluffy morning drabble) Prompt: @choicesjulychallenge: beach

Synopsis: Bryce has a plan on how to spend the morning with Olivia.

Her pouty lips turned down as she moaned softly. She squeezed her eyes shut, shaking her head in protest. "Too early."

"I promise it'll be worth it." 

"Sleep now. Surprise later."

Bryce chuckled as he peppered her shoulders with kisses. "That's not how this works."

Her pillow thumped him in the face as she threw it over her head, trying to hide away. Her mumbled objection was inaudible.

He slid the blanket down inch by inch, uncovering her bare back. His magic fingers teased and massaged their way down as he left her completely exposed.

Olivia curled up and leaned further into him. "Cold now."

"Get dressed, and you won't be."

"Too cold," she pouted, clinging closer to him. 

"Come on." He effortlessly scooped her up, carrying her out of bed. "It's time."

Sleepily, she wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing him softly. "Let's go back to bed." Her fingers teased the hair at the base of his neck. "I  can think of some fun things that don't involve leaving the nice warm, comfortable, soft, wonderful bed."

"Don't tempt me." He smirked, setting her down on the ottoman. "Now, get dressed, or... I take you like this."

Her eyes popped open. "You wouldn't."

His mischievous grin widened. "Wouldn't I?"

Olivia folded her arms across her chest and shook her head. Her right brow rose as she studied him. "No, you wouldn't."

"You sound certain."

"I am," she nodded, noting the clothes he had already laid out for her. She slipped on the yoga pants, black tank, and, finally, the oversized red hoodie. "My favorite." She held his Stanford sweatshirt to her face, breathing in his familiar scent. She hummed, "It smells like you. Is this why you were wearing it last night even though it was warm?"

He tucked her hair behind her ear, letting the back of his fingers brush softly across her cheek. "I plead the fifth."

She hummed softly, leaning into his touch. "Okay, we can go."

Bryce held his hand out, entwining his fingers with hers as he guided her against him. He brushed a kiss on her temple before leading the way to the Jeep.

"Where are we going?"

"It's not too far, but if you want to close your eyes, you can." 

She nodded, curling up in the passenger's seat with her nose buried in the hoodie. A smile pulled on her face as her eyes fluttered closed; the last image she saw was him watching over her as he drove beneath the stars.

Before she knew it, he was caressing her awake once more. 

"Come on, beautiful."

Olivia stretched her arms out, yawning wide. "Good morning."

"Almost." Bryce gestured to the back of the Wrangler, where he had since set up pillows and blankets and folded back the top. 

Olivia marveled at the stunning ocean view from where he parked on the still quiet beach. "When did you do all this?"

"I didn't want to wake you until it was time."

"Time for what?" 

"To watch the sunrise."

Olivia smiled, tossing her arms around his neck. "Such a romantic." 

"You deserve the most beautiful things."

She hopped out of the Jeep and into his arms, kissing him firmly. "Then, the sunrise will be the second most beautiful thing I see this morning. Because I've got the most beautiful thing right here." 

He held her firmly in his arms, enjoying how her fiery hair fluttered beneath the fading stars as the ocean breeze danced around them. "I could say the very same thing."

He carried her to the back of the Jeep, setting her down on the pillows. He hopped in after her, resting beside her as she nestled into his chest.

"I love you, Bryce Lahela. Forever."

He wrapped his arms around her, resting his head on hers as the first light of dawn broke on the horizon. "I love you too, Liv, more than I ever imagined possible. Thank you for seeing the best in me."

"We see the best in each other," she reminded him, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. "That's how love works. We work because even when it's hard, we hold onto what matters and fight for it. This matters. We matter."

He pressed a kiss to the crown of her head. He would never understand how he got so lucky.

Together, they watched as the thin line of light grew into strokes of orange, pinks, and purples. The stars faded away one by one as the sunrise ignited the seas. Its golden glow set the world a blaze, a reminder that despite the darkness, a new day dawns, bringing the promise of a new and beautiful beginning. 

Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoyed this little fic. I appreciate your support! Tags in a reblog, please let me know if you'd like to be added or removed.

[totheblood]

totheblood's sleepover

hi all! hope you are having a fun night, i wanted to do something fun in honor of me hitting 800 followers. i just recently started writing and can't believe i have hit this milestone and that this many people enjoy my writing! also a huge thanks to everyone over at @tshwritersnet, thank you for the endless support, kindness and friendship.

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broken trust

“ you broke your promise. “ “ i never intended on keeping it. “ “ thought you were one of the good ones. “ “ i can’t believe i'd be so stupid... [to trust you]. “ “ you broke your promise. why? “ “ you promised me. “ “ so? “ '' don’t bother with an apology. '' '' it’s my fault for being so naive. '' '' you don't deserve me. not anymore. '' '' trust goes both ways. '' “ you lied to me. “ '' trust is earned. you have to give it to get it. '' '' this wasn’t supposed to happen. '' '' you weren’t supposed to lie. “ “ why couldn’t you just be honest with me? “ “ what else did you break? “ '' i thought we could be honest with each other no matter what. '' '' why don't you trust me? '' “ think you can forgive me? “ “ maybe one day. but it’s gonna take some time. “ '' you don't think i trust you? '' '' well, clearly not! '' '' i know you don’t trust me... '' '' you should have known better. '' “ did i break your heart? “ “ i promise — “ “ don’t. “ '' you seriously expect me to trust you after the shit you just pulled? '' “ trust you? are you [fucking] serious? “

grumpy/sunshine prompts

“ it's different when [he's] with me. “ “ honestly, i don't get you two as a couple. “ “ you can do so much better. “ “ i love [her]. i know that might not be enough for you, but it is to me. “ “ [B] hates everyone. “ “ everyone but you. “ “ how could you possibly love someone like B? “ “ it's really none of your business who i'm dating. “ “ he's always been there for me when i needed him. “ “ you don't know [him] like i do. “ “ [he's] more relaxed in private. “ “ you love me, don't you? “ “ too much to function. “ '' how did you pull someone like that? '' '' how come i'm the one with a resting bitch face but you're the one with an attitude? '' '' you are sunshine incarnated. i hope you know that. '' '' but you're so cheery, and [he's] so... weird. '' '' [he's] not a bad person. '' '' you might be the only person i can tolerate, but not even you can bring out the best in me this early in the morning. '' '' you're lucky you're cute, because your eternal optimism is super annoying. '' '' you complement each other well. '' '' i've never seen you this happy with anyone before. '' '' [she] makes you smile. that's quite the achievement. '' '' oh my god, you're smiling? '' '' just because i happen to hate everyone else, doesn't mean i don't want to spend every second of my day with you. '' '' you're the only one who's ever going to see me this way. '' '' this way what? '' '' this happy. '' [beat] '' not counting our wedding day. '' '' smile. it's not gonna kill you. '' '' you're angry. '' '' i'm not angry, this is my everyday face. '' '' so what exactly did you do on your parents wedding day? '' '' uh... counted the hours until i could go home and play mario kart. ''

[laladellakang]

Alice Sohn

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2021.12.18

(italics dialogue = english) 

requested!

dellice moments

alice's reason for leaving the group

WARNING! criticism on weight (loss), mentions of death, ending's quite sad? (please tell me if i missed anything)

the day they met

"Hello, I'm fifteen-year-old, Kang Della. Please treat me well." Della introduced herself with a small bow to the other new trainees.

'She looks really cool, she's definitely YG's style,' Alice thought as she saw the younger.

"Hello, I'm seventeen-year-old, Sohn Alice from the US. Please treat me well," Alice's voice slightly shook from the nerves.

'She seems like a shy person. She's so cute," Della thought.

— • — • —

"Hi unnie," Della built up the courage to approach one of the trainees. Alice seemed like the shiest out of everyone so Della was going to try and help her feel more comfortable.

Plus, she speaks English.

"Hi," Alice smiled shyly. She thought that Della might be a cold person so she was taken aback.

"Congratulations on getting accepted," Della smiled widely.

'Woah, she's really pretty.' Alice thought.

"Thank you. Congratulations too," she smiled back.

"Have you lived in the US all your life?" Della asked.

"Yeah I came here solely to be an idol," the older's smile returned. "I've been in Korea for a year though. I used to train in another company."

"Oh really, which one?"

"SM," Della's eyes widened.

"Woahh, that's so cool! What made you transfer, if you don't mind me asking?" Alice's heart warmed at how genuinely interested she looked.

And just like that, Della's mission was accomplished.

their diary

"You've gotten better again, Della-ya. You're pitch is more stable and your dance was nice and clean," the company's higher-ups commented during Della's second monthly evaluation. "You still have the habit of looking down at times though. Maintain as much eye contact as you can- don't lower your chin too."

"You've also lost a lot of weight. It looks unhealthy," someone spoke up. "It says here you've lost four kilos since last month. Try to gain that back, it was perfect earlier."

The comment really broke Della's heart. She saw it coming, given that she hasn't been eating much in addition with her vigorous practicing and exercising to try and get over her ass of an ex. It's really hard for her to gain weight in general so hearing that she's lost that much really hurt.

"Thank you, I will try harder."

— • — • —

"I've lost four kilos?" Della placed her head in her hands as she talked to Alice. "I mean- I know I lost weight but four fucking kilos?"

"Lala, what happened?" Alice's eyebrows furrowed. They haven't known each other for long but Della seemed to change drastically only a week after they entered the company.

Della hadn't told anyone of the break up. For all people knew, they were still together. She didn't want to burden anyone with her issues.

But she can trust Alice, right? They've gotten really close these past two months and she also doesn't know the guy personally so she won't confront him or anything.

"My boyfriend of over a year broke things off two months ago- a week after we joined the company," she poured her heart out to her unnie.

Della didn't provide much details but Alice didn't mind. She was just grateful that she earned the younger's trust the same way Della has her's. It was the start of them being each other's diary.

Still, no one knew what Della went through in that relationship. No one but her future boyfriends three years later.

tradition

"Della-ssi, what is this?" the staff asked, pulling out two instant ramen packs out of Della's bag.

Before entering the company training building, the staff always checks the trainees' bags, just to make sure that there isn't anything 'bad.'

Especially trainees like Della, who don't live in the dorms.

"My dinner?" she raised an eyebrow slightly. The staff know that she doesn't (and can't) diet, so they always let her bring her own food.

"Yeah but why two?"

"I didn't eat lunch," she said sheepishly.

"Aish- Della-ya, don't skip your meals. You're too skinny already," the staff smiled at her before putting the packs back in. "You've grown taller too. So eat more, yeah?"

"Of course! Thank you!" she grinned innocently.

'Damn, the favouritism is real,' she thought as she walked to the dance practice room.

— • — • —

"Here you go, unnie," Della placed one cooked portion in front of Alice. The two of them always eat together in one of the private rooms.

"What?" Alice looked at her with wide eyes.

"You didn't eat much, right? And you said you missed eating ramyeon," Della sat across from her.

"How did you even get this through? Aren't you hungry?" Alice was still in disbelief.

"I already ate a lot before coming here," Della smiled adoringly. "-and you know how they are with me."

This soon became their tradition, which they even continued in BE:LIFT. Della bringing food that Alice craved but isn't allowed to eat and sneakingly eating it together.

christmas

"아버님 어머님, 안녕하세요," Della's dad, Della's mom, hello. Alice greeted with a small bow. [abeonim eomeonim, annyeonghaseyo]

The trainees were given some time off for Christmas, and since Alice's only family lives in the States, Della offered for her to come celebrate with her.

"Hello, Alice," Della's mom smiled at the girl. "Welcome to our home."

"Thank you so much for allowing me to join in and stay," Alice really was thankful. She had to spend Christmas alone last year.

"Della told us about the food you used to eat in America," her dad smiled. "We have roast chicken cooking, we're making mashed potatoes and mac n' cheese- oh some apple pie as well! I hope it's good enough."

"Lala!" Alice pushed Della lightly with wide eyes. "Abeonim, eomeonim, you didn't have to!"

"Nonsense! You deserve to have a piece of home after being away for so long," her mom flicked her hand towards Alice's direction. "This is Della's little sister, our youngest daughter, Jane," the former had her arms wrapped around an already very tall Kang Jaein.

"Hello, Alice-unnie," Jane smiled sweetly.

"You should put your stuff away first," Della's dad helped Alice with her small luggage. "Would you like to stay in the guest bedroom or Della's room?"

"Ah, abeonim, it's okay! I can carry it!"

'So that's why Della seems so well raised.'

— • — • —

"Merry Christmas, Alice," Della's mom handed Alice an envelope.

"Eomeonim, whyy," Alice whined, accepting the gift.

"Open it," Della grinned widely while sneaking a few cheeky glances at her parents.

"No," Alice's eyes widened when she saw the paper. "No," she looked at Della and her parents with tear-brimmed eyes.

"Merry Christmas," Jane smiled sweetly.

One round-trip ticket to Chicago just in time to celebrate New Year's. A ticket back home.

the day she realised

Alice was confused.

Extremely confused.

She thought that she was only attracted to men.

That was until Della Kang came along.

She knew that the girl makes her heart flutter at times, but she figured that it was simply because of the lack of male attention.

But as time passes by, she started feeling jealousy.

She felt jealous when other trainees looked at Della with heart eyes. She felt jealous when Della treats her friends like they're her girlfriend/boyfriend. She felt jealous when Della talks about her biases. She felt jealous when Della's with her 'boyfriend', Kyungjun.

Yet she was adamant that it was because of the lack of male attention.

"You like her, don't you?" Kyungjun asked when Della went to the café's restroom.

"What?" Alice was taken aback.

"Della? You have feelings for her, huh?" he raised his eyebrows.

"No I don't," she played with her fingers.

"You definitely do. It's quite obvious," he smirked. "The way you look at her, how you get jealous, it's just really obvious- at least to me."

Alice stayed quiet for a few seconds, trying to process what he said.

Shit. She likes Della. She likes girls.

"Shit," she placed her head on the table. "I'm bi.."

"Are you sure you're not just straight up.. y'know.. lesbian?" she lifted her head to look at him with a straight face. "I don't know! You just seem very.. into her."

"Now that you mention it, I don't know," her eyes shifted down to look at the table. "I haven't done anything with boys since I moved here."

"You can try kissing me and see if you feel anything," Kyungjun offered with a shrug, making the girl snort.

"I swear to God, I will never understand Della and your's relationship."

experiments?

"Lala?" Alice called out. She was staying over Della's house during their break.

"Yes?" Della replied, looking at the older. She was playing with her phone on her bed while Alice just got out of the bathroom.

"I'm.. I'm kinda curious about something.." Alice shifted her position from the nerves.

She had to know. She had to know if she actually likes girls or not.

"What is it?" the unnie took a deep breath.

"Umm.. I.." she was stalling.

"Yes, unnie?" 'oh God, why is her voice so hot?' Alice thought.

"I've never like-" she took another deep breath. "I've never kissed a girl before."

"Unnie- what made you suddenly think of that?" Della chuckled lowly, making Alice blush. "Come here."

'Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck,' Alice's heart was racing.

She walked over to Della, who is now sat on the edge of her bed. The latter made eye contact as she pat her lap.

'Can this girl stop making my heart flutter?' Alice was trying so hard not to slap her best friend.

She sat on Della's lap, wrapping her legs around her waist and her arms around her neck.

"You wanna go in it first or do you want me to do it?" Della whispered.

The older knew that she was experienced. If any of Della's friends were bicurious, they would always turn to her to experiment.

Alice didn't (verbally) answer. Instead, she leaned in to connect their lips.

'Fuck. I like girls. I only like girls,' Alice thought as she felt butterflies in her tummy, something she didn't feel when she kissed Kyungjun.

"Can I kiss you again?" Alice eagerly asked when they pulled away.

Della chuckled before reconnecting their lips and laying back on the bed.

— • — • —

"Shit- Justin, I'm gay."

leaving YG

"Unnie, I have to tell you something," Della mumbled during dinner.

"Why? What is it?" Alice felt nervous. Della's almost never like this.

"I think-" Della took a deep breath. "I think I want to leave the company."

"What?! Why?" Alice's heart felt heavy.

"It might take years for me to debut," Della put down her spoon. "I mean- think about it. We only have BlackPink and before that, 2NE1, yet they've debuted how many boy groups? We have BigBang, Sechskies, Winner, iKon and now Treasure? Mix Nine was supposed to be a boy group too- for fuck's sake, we're never gonna debut," Della ranted.

"They keep saying that we're debut ready though," Alice's comment made the younger scoff.

"They've been saying that for a year now," Alice thought long and hard. Della's right.

"Okay," Alice nodded. "But if you're going, I'm going. We need to stick together, Lala."

he(e) knows

(last week of iland)

"You like Della, don't you?" Alice whispered in Heeseung's ear so the staff wouldn't hear them. She had already turned off both of their microphones.

Heeseung's eyes widened. 'Was I that obvious?'

"Yeah, you're quite obvious," she whispered again with a small smirk. "You do know that like- a lot of the guys have a crush on her too right?"

"Yeah, including you right?" he smirked when he saw her wide eyes. "It was either you really look up to her or you like her, and you just unintentionally confirmed my suspicion."

"Shit," she mumbled.

"Don't worry, I think I'm the only one who noticed," he ruffled her hair.

"Well my point in telling you is-" she got close to whisper again. "Della doesn't play favourites, you know that right? Don't make her choose. Don't fight over her, she might not choose any of you that way."

"Then what should we do?" Heeseung furrowed his eyebrows.

"Share."

her idea

"You know guys.." Alice spoke up when Della left the private room to go to the restroom. They were visiting the company a day after the finale of I-Land. "There's a solution to your issue with Della at the moment."

"Issue?" Jay asked. All of them (except Heeseung) were confused.

"You all like her right?" she bluntly said. The six of them looked at her with wide eyes. "Oh come on, I know that you guys know that you know."

"Huh?" Jake and Riki said in unison.

"My point is- and I said this to Heeseung, Della is not one to play favourites. Don't make her choose between you guys, 'cause she'll mostly like not choose at all."

"Then-" Alice cut Sunoo off.

"Consider sharing."

"What?!" the six exclaimed at the same time.

"What the fuck?! Why would we-" Jake cut himself when he heard footsteps.

"Who would want that?" Sunghoon continued for him after the footsteps were gone.

All of them were in shock at the suggestion. Heeseung was the only fully calm one, playing with his fingers as he listened to his members.

"Look, it might sound crazy but I swear- if you share her-" they heard footsteps again so Alice tried to quickly get the words out.

"I can guarantee that she can and will make everyone feel equally as loved."

departure

"So this is it, huh?" Alice said through her tears, facing her best friend of three years.

It was the day of her flight back to Chicago.

She's actually leaving. All those years of training, wasted. She left home to be an idol and she couldn't even achieve that.

"Three years, unnie," Della nodded with glossy eyes. "Thank you for everything," she forced a smile.

"Lala, no," Alice cried harder, pulling Della into a hug. The other members watched on the side. Heeseung and Sunoo were the only two who didn't hold back their tears. "Fucking hell- why did this have to happen?!"

Alice's mom passed away during the birth of her little brother.

She was a single mom who was banished from her family for getting pregnant before marriage. She immigrated to the US to be with Alice's father, but he passed away when Alice was just a small child.

When Alice's grandparents heard of the news, they started sending money to help fund the small family. Yet they still didn't want to see them in person.

It was just the two of them for so long. Alice's mom knew of her daughter's dream of becoming an idol so she encouraged (well- practically threatened) the girl to just go for it.

The plan was for Alice to bring her mom back to the country after the former debuts. But she got herself pregnant again and Alice is the only relative who would take the child in. Her grandparents would only help by sending extra money.

Both the company and the members understood and respected her decision to leave. She had no other choice after all.

"Please come visit us, we'll also try and visit if we can," Della was now crying.

"I wish I could've seen your parents one last time too," Alice cried harder. "Fuck- Thank you so much for everything, Della. You and your family are literal angels- the biggest blessing."

Della's parents heard of the news and paid for all of Alice's training debt. They truly have a heart of gold.

Alice pulled back to look at the boys and gestured for a group hug with a sad smile.

"Thank you, Enhypen. I'm so sorry for leaving you like this," she managed to let out through her sobs. "I love you guys so much, I will always cheer you on."

"Don't apologise, noona. It couldn't be prevented. Thank you for everything," Jay spoke up. "Stay strong over there, yeah? We wish you the best of luck."

They pulled back and Alice took a good look at all of the members.

"Take care of my baby, yeah? She's now the only female member," Alice chuckled while ruffling Della's hair. "Remember what I told you."

They could only nod their head while Heeseung, Sunoo and Jungwon wiped their tears.

They nodded, but they didn't actually take her advice until after Jeju.

Della and Alice rested their forehead against the other’s before Alice pulled away to grab her luggage and leave.

"We would've been a really cool group," Alice chuckled sadly. "'Til next time, Enhypen."

"Oh! I almost forgot! Kang Della-" Alice got close to her ear to whisper something.

"I learned that I'm gay and I've liked you for a while now. Good luck with your men."

just in case anyone was wondering, in '2021 isn't even over yet,' alice left her brother at a close friend's house. they've been constantly helping her with parenting stuff.

[13atoms]

Can you write something angsty with a fluff ending for Orlo. Where he breaks up with you because he doesn't think he deserves you for some reason, but then he tells you he still loves you. Btw I just wanted to say that I love your fics ❤️ I am always rereading everything you write 💕💕

This has been sat in my inbox for ages, and it's such a lovely ask, so I wanna do a 'ten minute write' for it! If I had more time, I'd love to write a full oneshot. And thank you so much for your lovely message! Fluff; angst; minor S2 spoilers for one of those things Orlo does. approx 800 words

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You frown at the familiar space of your rooms, struggling to place what's wrong. The furniture is there, your clothes and books, mementos and papers, but there's something gone.

It's the tidiness. The empty spaces. He's gone.

"Orlo?" you call, wandering deeper into your apartment.

You expect to see him at your desk, or curled up on a chair somewhere. Maybe lounging on the bed. It's early in the morning, the Empress won't need him yet, and his work can wait. He usually takes his time before breakfast.

Again, you call his name, wondering where he's gotten to. He startles as he walks in, one of your robes bundled in his hands.

For a moment he holds your eyes, and you see the nervous twitch of his lip betray him. You approach him, trying to tread softly so you don't scare him. The door closes subtly behind him, as he stares at you wide-eyed.

"Orlo... is everything okay?"

His fingers move through the fabric of the gown he's carrying, playing with the soft material and distracting him from answering. His gaze is trained on the wall behind you now, and you resist the urge to follow it, tease him about seeing a ghost.

He looks nervous enough to convince you that perhaps, he has.

"I, um... I thought you might want this."

He gestures with the robe in his hands, but doesn't return it. You frown.

"Was it causing too much clutter in your room? It probably needs laundering anyway, I'll have it sent out."

"Okay. No, I... uh. I thought perhaps it might be sensible to... disentangle ourselves."

The emptiness of your room was starting to make horrible, gutting sense. Had he done this while you were at breakfast? Before even asking?

"What does that mean?" you demand.

"Just that, maybe, we should be a little less together. I still haven't - hadn't - decided how to explain it to you."

You feel the panicked beat of your heart in your throat, the sudden urge to run from this situation. It felt surreal.

Orlo was still clutching your robe.

"Are you breaking up with me?"

"No! I thought we might tell anyone who asked that... you broke up with me," he spoke the words to the floor, as your mouth opened in shock?

"Why would we do that?"

"Because I... can we sit? I feel rather lightheaded."

You acquiesce, though refuse to give in to his distraction, sinking wordlessly into a chair opposite his. He finally places the garment down beside him, his hands wringing instead.

"I fear I may not be in Catherine's good graces for long. And... it will not do you any good to be close to me when she finds out what I've done. It may already be too late."

Blinking in shock, you feel your mouth go dry at the thought of what could happen. Your words are ground out, barely more than a whisper, and yet you fear the whole palace can hear.

"What on Earth have you done, Orlo?"

"I... I had to... move some funds. Without her approval."

Theft.

"Fuck."

"I shouldn't have told you that," he was beginning to think out loud, looking around the room as he did when panicked, "I understand if you turn me in. I truly do. I have let you down, and I fear I may not be able to provide... in the way I had intended. Catherine still likes you. You will be fine. But my association with you will not help you as she discovers my betrayal -"

"Orlo."

He looks to you instantly, brown eyes wide with panic, pulling at his own hands in nervousness.

"You have done me no wrong so far. Aside from failing to tell me this. Moving all our stuff without my permission. We are not breaking up over this."

Orlo just blinked, watching you intently. You knew he had no real intention of breaking up with you. This was a stress response. Controlling what he can control.

"You're going to speak to Catherine, sort this out, and then you're going to come back here and figure this out too. Got it?"

He exhaled slowly, mind whirring as he thought everything through. You resisted the urge to shout at him. Catherine would surely do a better job than you ever could.

"Got it."

He stood to leave, before he lost his nerve, one hand trailing to meet yours as he passed you on his way to the door. Before opening it, he paused.

"Thank you," he told you gently.

You bit back a grimace, trying to ignore the fearful shake of his hands and the tensing of his jaw. The coming days would not be pleasant. You tried to offer a sincere smile instead.

"Good luck."

[joaquinwhorres]

hoax (sirius black x oc)

Prologue

SUMMARY ››››› It started out as a simple bet: who could get the girl chosen for them first? After four years of half-hearted attempts, Sirius decides it’s time to make a concerted effort to win over the notoriously undateable Florence Saise.

WORD COUNT ››››› 800-ish

WARNINGS ››››› None!

A/N ››››› I've had Florence + Sirius' story stuck in my head for a very long time. I'm pretty pumped to finally get around to writing it..

Series Masterlist

It started, as many of life's most regrettable things do, during puberty.

The June sun, a sudden influx of hormones, and a bit of free time have never been particularly good influences on anyone's decision making, so perhaps it's not surprising that it began right at the end of the boys' second year of Hogwarts. There was just a week left before exams, and rather than spending it crammed around a library table, pouring over notes and books and worrying themselves over answers they either knew or didn't, the four boys decided to lark about on the Hogwarts lawn. This was nothing unusual as they had made a bit of a name for themselves already for exactly this type of behavior. It was also not unusual for the pretty girl with red hair and bright green eyes to glare up at them from where she sat with a circle of friends, books spread out amongst them.

So it's hard to say why the idea struck at that moment, but that's where it started.

"James," Sirius said, prompting James to look up from where he'd been turning a small frog he'd found different colors. "I'll give you ten sickles if you get Evans to go on a date with you."

James snorted, ruffling a hand through his hair and allowing the newly bright pink frog a chance to make its escape. "It'll take more than ten sickles for me to go on a date with Evans."

Peter cackled at this, and Sirius sat up a little straighter, leaning towards his best mate. "Name your price."

James turned his attention down the hill and the other boys followed his gaze to the group of girls circled further down on the lawn. Lily Evans was no longer glaring at them and was instead throwing balled up parchment at Marlene McKinnon who threw it back at the redhead as Mary Macdonald laughed. The boys watched as Florence Saise opened her mouth and said a few words which made Mary and Marlene keel over laughing and Lily turn very red indeed.

James rotated back to face Sirius.

"Ten sickles to ask, a galleon if she agrees."

Sirius barked out a laugh. "Ten sickles just for asking?" He narrowed his eyes at James, his grin shifting into something entirely too wolfish for Remus to be comfortable with where this conversation was going. "You don't think you can get her to say yes, do you?"

Remus' gaze shifted to James who had the same mulish look that always led to Gryffindor losing points.

"As if you could get her to say yes to you."

"Course I could," Sirius shrugged dismissively, "I could get any witch you named to go on a date with me."

This seemed to be exactly what James was hoping Sirius would say as he broke out into a smile. Remus' stomach dropped while Peter looked between James and Sirius, as if he were watching a particularly active Quidditch match. "Care to make a wager then?" James asked.

"Alright. Name the terms."

"I can get Lily Evans to go on a date with me before you can get…James looked around the lawn, and his smile turned positively devilish. "Florence Saise to go on a date with you."

"Saise?" Sirius repeated, a note of skepticism leaking into his voice.

"Something wrong with her?" James asked, looking very much like he had just won the bet before it'd even fully been placed.

"Not a whole lot right with her if I'm being honest, mate," Sirius remarked, his gaze drawn to the blonde down the lawn who was currently setting thistles on fire before stamping it out with one of her shoes that she'd taken off.

"She's actually quite funny," Remus remarked, earning glances from his friends. "She was my partner in Transfiguration for the bit where McGonagall split us up."

"There you have it," James said, gesturing to Remus. "You go for Saise, I go for Evans, and the first one to snag a date wins."

Sirius appeared to think this over, narrowing his eyes in thought even as he remained focused on the group of girls. "Seems a bit easy, one date."

Both Remus and James frowned in confusion at Sirius. Nothing about getting Lily Evans or Florence Saise to date them seemed particularly easy. Lily had shown nothing but open disdain for James and Sirius' antics whereas Florence seemed entirely content on her own. Even amongst her group of friends, she was always quiet and reserved. Remus hadn't even gotten her to say as much as hello to him for the first two classes they sat next to each other.

"First one to get the girl to date him for a month wins ten galleons."

"Ten galleons?" Peter echoed at the same time James said,

"Deal."

[everyhowlmarksthedead]

❛ BABY ON BOARD ❜

Headcanon.

with Gilberto ‘Gilly’ Lopez.

Request: I have an idea for a Gilly fic , maybe his girl is pregnant and none of the guys think he will be a good dad but in the end he proves them wrong and is an amazing dad. I feel like you would be able to do this idea justice. Totally understand if you don’t want to do it though ❤️

BY ANON

Warnings: none, just fluffy daddy Gilly.

Word count: about 1.1k

Aurora says: thanks to my lovely beta reader @chibsytelford, for helping me! ✨

Gif credits: @angels-reyes

Masterlist.

When he told his brothers that he was going to be a father, they laughed. After one year together, they kept trying to figure out how you can be with a guy like him.

They didn't know about his other facet. The one that showed you that he was a good man, always taking care of you, loving you and making you feel the most lucky girl ever.

He went at three am to a 24h store to buy you an apple lollipop, just because you woke up with that craving.

He could spend long minutes talking to your son, with his head resting on your belly.

He became the most overprotective man, controlling everything around you to make you feel comfortable and happy.

Gilly also started to cook for you, whenever you were hungry, without mattering about the hour, the place, the day…

And of course, EZ did this job when he had to leave Santo Padre with the club. He was delighted doing it too.

The first time your husband took your son between his arms, he had to sit because his legs were trembling, so, so nervous of meeting his boy.

“Look… He's so small, baby”. He said raising his eyes towards you, lying exhausted on the bed, before focusing his entire attention onto his son. “My best friend… I ca—can't believe that we did it, mami. I mean… I mean, you did it, but…”

“Come here, idiot”. You laughed narrowing your eyes and palming the mattress.

Your boyfriend sat on the edge, before lying down by your side when you left him some space.

“Thank you, (Y/N). For making it possible, and choosing me to be part of your life, and letting me love you every day of it, and… for giving me the best thing I could ever have”.

“You're gonna be the best dad, Gilly. I have no doubts, you will see”.

“Hey, buddy, I love you” was his favorite sentence, telling him all the time.

His favorite moment of the day was when he was fixing up something on his bike, and your three years old son used to bring him the tools.

“Thank you, buddy”. He said, grabbing the screwdriver, that his son was holding it with both hands.

“Yo welcom, daaaad”. The boy replied, letting his booty fall down to sit close to your husband, surrounding his forehand with both small hands.

“Do you have fun?” Gilly asked smiling softly, leaving a kiss on his head.

“Yea, dad. Yo ma buddy”.

“Yeah, we're best buddies”.

“Best buddies, dad”.

Dani was so sad when you left him at the kid garden on his first day of school, watching Gilly kneeling to hug him while they were crying. It broke your heart too, when you had to hold your husband to let him go with his new teacher.

“Hey, buddy, I'll pick you up in a couple hours and we will go to eat some burgers, okay?”

“You promise, dad?”

“I swear, buddy. I love you”.

He was seeing him walk away, shaking his tiny hand to say goodbye. When he was inside the school and you couldn't see him, Gilly's cry got a little louder, calling the attention of everyone. You were about to laugh. Your husband. This big guy who looked like a… Well, he looked exactly like he should look. He hugged you, sinking his face on your neck, melting your heart completely whilst leaving some caresses on his head.

“Mi amor, he will be okay”.

“But what if he misses us?”

“He's gonna miss us, Gilly. The first five minutes. Then, he will be busy making a lot of friends because he has an awesome dad with a cool motorbike”.

“Do you think?”

“Yeah, and he also has a beautiful mom who is totally in love with his dad after five years. Falling more into him every single day. I mean… look at those parents, with a stick into their ass”.

Gilly laughed, standing up from you to kiss your lips gently and slowly.

“What if… we go home and give him a little brother, or a sister?” He mutters on your lips, making you chuckle.

“You have to work, remember? And I need to prepare a seminary for the next week”.

Your husband used to help your son with homeworks, not knowing that he actually was this smart, even if it was basic maths.

Dani's birthday was the craziest day of the year. Gilly used to wake up at seven am, to check that everything was on point, without caring that he was doing it for the last four days. The big cake, the presents, the guests, the clubhouse… Everything must be perfect, and if someone tried to fucked it up, Gilly turned himself into Satan.

One of the happiest days for him was when his son came to him to talk about girls. Your husband was freaking out, looking at you with raised eyebrows, before clearing his throat to tell him ‘the whole speech’.

“Wa—Wait, dad”. He stopped him, looking at you a little ashamed. “Mom…”

“Yeah?” You asked, having a sip from your coffee, resting against the counter with narrowed eyes.

“Sí sabes que te amo, ¿verdad?” (You know that I love you right).

“Calm down, I'm not gonna be jealous of your girlf—”.

“Can you leave?”

“What? Why?”

“Because this is a conversation between father and son”. Your husband turned at you with a huge smile on his lips.

“Listen to me, malditOS PENDEJOS. I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH ALL YOUR ‘BUDDIES BULLSHIT’ FOR TOO LONG. I WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOO”.

“Mi amor”. Gilly tries to call your attention, palming the island where he is sitting at.

“WHAT?”

“Please, leave”.

“Oh, fuck you”.

“Mamita”. Your son called you between laughs, when you were holding the doorknob of the kitchen, making you turn more disappointed than upset. “Tú siempre serás mi primer amor”. (You will always be my first love).

“Ti simpri siris mi primir imir, fuck you, Daniel”.

You can hear your husband's laughs mixing the others, after closing the door loudly.

Gilly's brothers were so fucking wrong since the first moment, watching him teaching Dani to drive a bike on the front yard of the clubhouse. Eighteen years being the best father in the world, and making everybody jealous of the relationship with his son.

“Do you think we could go to LA next week?”

“Keep practicing with your mother, while I'm in Las Vegas, and then we will see”. Your husband teases him, hitting his chest gently.

“So, that's a yes. Mom drives pretty good, it will be easy”.

“Oh, really? Why didn't you ask her to teach you, ah?” He tries to sound offended, holding his neck with an arm to ruffle him with his free hand.

“Dad, stop!” He laughs stirring under his grip. “I wanted to do it with my best buddy”.

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[supernovaken]

Why I don’t like Sanji - One Piece Discussion

Sanji used to be one of my favourite characters up there with the other two-thirds of the monster trio, mostly because of his calm attitude, debonair persona and strategic thinking. A lot of people enjoy the swagger he brings to the Straw-Hat crew’s dynamic, and the way his personality compares and contrasts with everyone's favourite swordsman Roronoa Zoro.

Don’t get me wrong, this post isn’t a Sanji bash, and it certainly isn’t the Sanji vs Zoro toxic rant that we have in the fan base, so if that’s what you came here looking for it may be best to click away now. Hopefully I still get the click bait credit hahahaha [laughs in evil].

All I'm trying to do here is delve into Sanji as a character; from his introduction into the storyline through to his current state of characterisation, along with how my impression of Sanji has changed over the course of the so far 1000 One Piece chapters GOda has blessed the world with.

I work on the rule that once a chapter is animated it is no longer considered spoiler territory and my main focus will be on the Whole Cake Island Arc and the character nuances presented leading up to that. I’ll be avoiding discussing anything happening in Wano mainly due to the fact that I haven’t seen much in terms of new characterisation for Sanji - so before anyone jumps down the comments with the argument that it all makes sense during Wano, i’d say just give that one a miss.

Anyone who isn’t caught up with the anime, here’s your fair warning…

Let me tell you Why I Don’t Like Sanji

Throughout the story Sanji has always been the more aloof, somewhat guarded character in the crew - at least on a surface level. His introduction was as the charming pirate restaurant chef that had a way with words and a ferocity when it came to his food. The Baratie Arc is where we were introduced to the rough and tumble fighting chef and most importantly where we were shown his passion; for women, family, life and of course food. Skip forward an odd 800 chapters and although we are shown moments that may have seemed slightly off putting for the character (don’t even get me started)... where I really lost touch with Sanji was during the Whole Cake Island Arc (WCI).

Caveat

Now I've had a few back and forths over this online so I want to make a few things clear from the offset. The issues that I will be delving into are all from a character and characterization point of view.

I have no issues with the plot of WCI but I did feel that Sanji wasn’t being himself (or at least the version of Sanji as a character that I along with many other fans had gotten to know up til this point).

I’ll be breaking down my understanding of the plot as best I can going off all the information we have on it and I'll be evidencing what I say with Manga panels to reduce the amount of dispute I'm likely to get from this.

Saying that, I will ask that as you run through this you allow a little room for perspective. I will be commenting on Sanji and the decisions he made at the point in time that he was making them, this means that we’ll need to come from a perspective of understanding all the information that was available to Sanji at the time, not just what the audience knew or what other characters were planning or doing. In order to comment on Sanji's behaviour we have to go off what he knows in the moments he takes action.

Whole Cake Island

Before I go into Sanji's character throughout the story here's a quick synopsis of everything that happens in the WCI

After arriving at Zou and dealing with a few Beast Pirate stragglers, Sanji was essentially taken hostage; physically through the Power of Bege’s Castle-Castle Fruit, then later with the use of the exploding cuffs, and taken hostage emotionally through the threat made on Zeffs life and the immediate threat Bege posed on the members of the Straw-Hat crew that were there at the time.

The plan was to use Sanji in a political wedding to unite the Charlotte Family/Big Mom Pirates with the Vinsmoke Family. Being a political wedding there were motivations on boths sides to attain the power offered by the other; and thanks to an underlying conspiracy plot led by Big Mom, the plan was to kill Sanji along with the Vinsmoke family and take their technology.

Fortunately the plan was ruined by non-other than our very own Straw-Hat Luffy and his pals (after an initial skirmish with Sanji's Black leg), and Sanji returned to the crew as they escaped a rampaging Big Mom.

My issues with Sanji that crept up over the course of the arc:-

Sanji left the crew (albeit to protect Zeff but more on this later)

Sanji attacked his Captain

The timing for when Sanji returned to the crew (AFTER he discovered pudding was gonna betray him)

For that third point I'd like to put heavy emphasis on ‘timing’. I don’t have any issue with the fact that he returned, I love Sanji as a member of the Straw-Hat Pirates and it’s clear the dynamic is not the same without him. I also don’t have an issue with how he returned to the crew as the way he broke down in front of Luffy was one of the most heart-string pulling, tear-jerking scenes of WCI (although I will be getting into his apology/ lack of one in that scene). But the timing of his decision to return to the crew really irritated me as a long time fan of the character, all I could ask was, after everything that’s happened, why now?

Leaving the Crew

Pre timeskip the story addresses a lot of themes surrounding the topic of what it meant to be a Straw-Hat pirate. All the way back in East blue where the story of the Straw-Hat crew was born we were given storylines around the value of friendship (NAKAMA!!), the important roles each member had, their individual struggles against adversity up to the point Luffy came to save their spirits and ignite their dreams. And we had all that both for Sanji and with Sanji as he experienced the emotional battles every member of the crew faced when they came into contact with their soon to be Captain, (including Usopp's turmoil at Water 7).

He knew what it meant for each member to join Luffy and he knew what it meant to leave the crew. He experienced first hand with Nami, Luffy didn’t believe Nami would steal from them and kill Usopp even though she had only been with him for a short time. And he waited for her response to challenge Arlong.

When Usopp clashed with Luffy at Water 7, Sanji was there knowing what it meant for a crewmate to clash with his captain and the weight of leaving the crew. He lashed out at Luffy when he was about to say something reckless,

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Sanji lashes out at Luffy's reckless speaking, Chapter 331 page 15]

and after showing he understood Usopp's feelings of inadequacy within the crew he made it clear that everyone has something they can do best when supporting Luffy and the crew. Even still he later agreed with Zoro's reasoning in the epic speech given to Luffy about the importance of respecting your Captain as these are not Pirate games they are playing.

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Sanji agrees with Zoro, Chapter 438 page 5]

When Robin left the crew Sanji saw how Luffy responded and without hesitating he was there to challenge an entity as great as the World Government (WG) just to bring her back. He wasn’t even patient enough to wait for the crew on the Sea Train because as Luffy said to Zoro, would any of them have been able to sit back and wait.

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Sanji impatient to challenge the World Government, Chapter 367 page 12]

These moments, for me, shaped a character trait in Sanji showing how much he values his crewmates but also shows how relentless both he and Luffy are when it comes to getting someone back. So I couldn’t reconcile this character that we’ve been shown across the story with the one in Zou who thinks it's ok to leave the crew on a false promise to return and think no one in the crew would challenge that decision. A lot of people say that he was planning to come back but even in the moment it was clear to the crew that Sanji was lying.

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Sanji’s lie, Chapter 813 page 17]

Nico Robin

I want to compare Sanji’s plan to leave and save the crew against Robin's plan during the Water 7 arc. My aim is to show how similar their reasoning is but why the decision only makes sense from Robin's perspective as a character at the time of her decision and not for Sanji during WCI.

When Robin left the crew it really was to protect a group of people she only just became acquainted with so understandably would not want them facing a power as huge as the World Government or alternatively resenting her for staying with the crew as she’s experienced in the past. Her sacrifice was to protect a crew of 6 people from the full power of the World Government. She had seen their power destroy her home ISLAND in the past so it is very understandable to assume the crew wouldn’t have a chance in hell of surviving an attack.

Robin didn’t know the capability of the Straw-Hats and their willingness to challenge a huge organisation like the World Government. What she did know was the power of the WG and that a normal crew would not survive the immediate threat of a Buster Call along with the power of the CP9 at Water 7.

Robin's wish was for them to be able to leave Water 7 safely which is why Lucci spared them during their battle in Icebergs mansion. Some fans question if the WG would have actioned a Buster Call on Water 7 because without it there was still an option to escape, plus the CP9 were on the island undercover. Why would the government destroy it? Why wouldn’t Robin just run from Water 7 and let the Straw-Hats escape?.

Enies Lobby is a much more important location to the WG than Water 7 due to its position in the world as the Judiciary island. It’s a symbol of the World Governments power. CP-9 were in Ohara when a buster call was actioned which goes to show the lack of hesitation the government had during these attacks, even when its own personnel are on the Island. Also CP-9 as well as a number of government officials, and their families that lived on the island, were on Enies Lobby at the time and in both cases they still attacked without hesitation, they still attacked the island indiscriminately. They had no reason not to attack Water 7 if a buster call was issued, so I don’t see how calling one on Water 7 would have been impossible.

At that time Robin was already aware of that scary power and it had haunted her her entire life, so if it were called on Water 7 assuming the Straw-Hats didn’t chase her (she wouldn’t have accounted for this at the time) it makes sense for her to want to save them from it. Let’s not forget that they really only escaped the Buster Call thanks to a massive Deux Ex Machina. I can suspend disbelief long enough to say a worn down ship was able to traverse ‘Aqua Laguna storm level waves’ and reach another island with no crew or navigator thanks to the power of friendship but damn, lets just call it what it is, Shonen Magic.

CP-9 weren’t on Water 7 to get Robin, they were there on an undercover mission to get the Pluton blueprints from Iceberg, so I’m guessing rather than snatching her and potentially blowing their cover too soon, they met with her to explain the threat they could be to the Straw-Hats and pressure her into coming with them peacefully which was an added benefit of their mission. A well calculated move from Lucci. Also remember that they had recently just lost to Aokiji, who was the shadow behind the threat since a buster call can only be issued on his authority as an Admiral (he gave permission to Spandam after encountering the Straw-Hats). In the end they had to escalate the plan and force Iceburg to give them the blueprints rather than wait for him to hand it over to an apprentice, they assumed if they threatened his life he would hand it over sooner to Paulie, then in the middle of their attack deduced that he had already handed it to Franky years beforehand. (Off topic but basically they had a plan and Robin landing on Water 7 was just a perk they took advantage of).

The bond she got with Luffy and the crew came from having nowhere else to go after Luffy saved her from killing herself at Alabasta, then was reinforced when she realised her dreams weren’t dead in Skypiea with the revelation that the true history of the void century does exist and she only needs to follow the log to the end of the grand line to find it. Even though it was a small timeframe she was able to build that bond with them, but even still it was clear that not enough had happened for her to ever think the Straw-Hats were any match for the WG.

In-world no one would believe that, this is why the Straw-Hats are the only pirates to ever attack Enies Lobby. Even Yonko crews don’t attack the WG without reason or backup of more than a 6 person crew. Even though they survived in the end, at the time it was a deal to protect the crew at the cost of her life so it made sense.

We can see afterwards that she’s grown out of not believing in them as when they got to Zou, Neko and Duke said she’d be a target for being able to read the Poneglyphs - to which she replied it’ll be fine because she had her crew to protect her.

Her deal made all the sense in the world.

Sanji on the other hand benefitted from a much longer, much deeper experience with Luffy and the crew by the time it came to his ‘ultimate sacrifice’. He was there at Water 7 when the entire crew rejected Robin's reasoning (even Usopp) for leaving the crew. He chased her onto the Government filled Train with no guarantees, no background and no hesitation with the greatest takeaway from that arc being to believe in Luffy. That belief in the captain wasn't there when it came to facing off against a member of the Yonko and protecting his extended family - a huge character step back I think.

Sanji's downfall here was not believing in his crew even after experiencing the other side of things with Robin. Why wouldn’t Luffy come for him? He’s never experienced Big Moms power (not that he needed to) in the same way Robin was traumatised by the WG’s display of power in her childhood. He knows enough about his captain to know Luffy would still challenge Big Mom as Luffy had already said he was planning to challenge each member of the Yonko. He had already challenged Big Mom on Fishman Island and the plan to challenge Kaido was already in motion. I understand challenging both at the same time might make him think it’s a bit much, but I disagree with him not bringing the issue to his crew considering all they had been through. It shows the biggest problem of Sanji not believing in Luffy and the crew.

His Faith Wavered

Protecting Zeff

At the time Sanji made the decision to leave the crew he thought Zeff was in danger, a threat delivered by Big Mom. He also believes Big Mom herself would be an added threat too difficult for the Straw-Hats at this time.

I don’t want us to get bogged down in the details of Big Moms plan. I very much agree with the point that she truly didn’t care about Zeff at the Baratie, she only threatened Zeff to get Sanji to the wedding (A Big Mom Tea Party Invitation Standard) in order to lay the trap for Germa.

But character moments all come from the decisions they make based on the information they have at the time. At the time Sanji made the decision to leave the crew, the threat on Zeff was real enough to him so in Sanji’s mind if he ran from the wedding or challenged Bege and Big Mom she probably would have actioned the threat. To Sanji, his only option here was to go along with the wedding.

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Vito informing Sanji about the threat on Zeff, Chapter 813 page 9]

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Baron Tamago of the Big Mom pirates giving Judge the leverage they have over Sanji, Chapter 839 page 12]

Battling Luffy

Sanji understood that by getting married he’d automatically force the Straw-Hats into being subordinates of the Big Mom crew. Initially he thought saying he’d handle it himself would be enough to stop Luffy from coming and by officially leaving the crew he’d absolve them from a fate as underlings similar to the portrayal of Bege at the time. (Going back to my initial point I think this reasoning doesn’t make sense as we all know Luffy's character). This is why after Luffy came after him he tried to make it clearer that he'd left the crew and Sanji did this by fighting Luffy and telling him to leave.

When he battled Luffy (who didn’t fight back) it wasn’t over a huge disagreement and insecurity in his own strength like Usopp's battle with Luffy. In fact if we compare this to Usopp's moment when both he and Luffy got heated and ended in a similar battle of pride/ clashing views I see no reason why Sanjis isn’t as bad.

The Luffy vs Sanji clash came about due to a lack of understanding which came about because Sanji had not been clear in explaining his position and why he made this choice to leave the crew, instead he kicked sand in the face of his crew and captain.

I believe he went too far here, although he deep down had good intentions, I see it as a clear showing disrespect. It was all an act with a brave face from Sanji's point of view and Luffy could tell straight away.

Comparatively, Usopp also put on a brave face with an understandable battle for him to establish his place as a pirate, but it was the challenge of Luffy’s authority in itself that was a showing of disrespect to the captain.

In essence it was a clash of pride where Sanji challenged his captain’s abilities, with the belief that his method of dealing with the issue was right and Luffy’s was wrong.

His Respect Wavered.

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Sanji vs Luffy, Chapter 843 page 19]

Returning to the Crew

Redemption is a huge part of character development and usually always comes from a lie the character has told to themselves they battle to make a reality. Any story worth its ink will give us characters with strong traits and equally strong flaws that they later resolve within themselves and grow from.

Sanji had a lot of character development during the WCI arc including accepting his past/background, dealing with the trauma caused by his father, his siblings and the death of his mother, and probably quite importantly, believing in himself, his crew and his captain. But there was one character moment that I feel was flawed enough to reduce the impact of his redemption moment and therefore reduce his standing as a character for me… His reconciliation with Luffy.

During the Arlong Park arc Nami lied about her feelings toward the crew and her village. Her redemption came in the form of saving Usopp from death at the hands of Arlong by stabbing through her hand and facilitating his escape, this showed how much she cared about the crew. And her lie towards the villagers was resolved when her backstory was established and showed her intentions to protect them, the redemption here came the moment she asked Luffy for help and also established her belief in her new Captain.

At Enies Lobby Robin lied about her desire to die so as to not live in a world where no one cares for her and see her as a burden. Her redemption came when she acknowledged she does have a place in the world and had finally found people who care about her. She immediately screamed from the top of her lungs that she wanted to live and in doing so established her new found belief in her crew and Captain.

The segmented parts of Water 7 displayed Usopp's lie about being too weak to be part of a crew of ‘monsters’ along with his fear of being discarded due to his lack of belief in his own abilities and the strength of his friendship/place in the crew. His redemption came when he acknowledged that everyone has something they can do that makes them strong even if it's not physically, and his unyielding resolve to save his crew mates when he tagged along for the mission to rescue Robin. Notice that Usopp's flaws never included losing faith in Luffy, his flaw was always pride and the redemption note for his pride was different to Nami and Robins. Usopp had to apologise, direct and on his knees before he could be fully redeemed as a character.

Sanji's storyline in WCI came with a double whammy. Not only did he show a lack of faith in his captain, he also allowed his pride get in the way of showing respect to his captain. A pirate no go area.

Before overhearing Pudding he was resolved to getting married and living his life with her, but when he found out it was a lie why did this change his resolve of protecting the crew and Zeff. I’d say all other factors *at this point* are exactly the same for Sanji and he had already accepted his death (or a version of it through his freedom and his cooking being taken away).

First, technically Zeff was still in danger as far as he knew. ReijI didn’t say Zeff was safe, she asked him to escape, let Germa die and figure it out [what to do about Zeff] afterwards, her reasoning was Big Mom had no interest in Zeff as long as she got Germa, but Sanji wanted to save both. So in Sanji's mind Zeff is still in danger, but now he has an added problem as he wants to save Germa.

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Reiju explains the threat on Zeff still exist unless Big Mom gets Germa, Chapter 852 page 16]

Secondly the crew still can’t challenge Big Mom head on. If he had continued with his plan to go through with the wedding, whether they got married or he was killed, his plan still would have worked. Zeff and the Straw-Hats would be safe. The same way Robin would have died at Enies Lobby and Nami would have given her freedom to forever be part of Arlong's crew. At the cost of Sanji’s life his plan would have worked and made sense.

So should I now take this to mean that he really wasn’t resolved to dying for his ideals. (I’m not saying he should have, the entire point of Luffy’s character is a challenge to this statement, believe in Luffy and he’ll fix it)

But for some reason, the moment he discovers the wedding is a sham and Germa is doomed he decides out of desperation that now is the time to return to the crew and ask Luffy for help. It’s not only hypocritical but it’s shameful and damaged Sanji as a character for me.

During his reconciliation with Luffy I’m sure Sanji acknowledges these points when discussing why he can’t go back but he isn’t held accountable for it.

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Sanji 3 reasons Chapter 856 page 12]

[Eiichiro Oda 'One Piece' (1997) Shueisha Weekly Shonen Jump - Sanji 3 reasons Chapter 856 page 13]

Sanji’s redemption, like Nami and Robin, included a moment where he had to re-establish his belief in Luffy and the rest of the crew. But I argue that his cause for losing faith in Luffy was, in the first place, unwarranted and a step backwards for the character.

And unlike Usopps, his redemption did not include a moment of humility where he would need to swallow his pride and apologise to Luffy for putting his own ideals before his captains.

I know in the end everything worked out but at the time Sanji’s actions didn’t make sense for the character I had come to know throughout the story and there was not enough impact in his redeeming moment to allow me to see the character as he once was. Now he’s just that badass monster fighter on the crew and he’ll forever be removed from my list of favourite Straw-Hats. Black Leg Sanji.

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

Uncle Donald gave her $800 in the 1980s

She let him invest it for her up until now

And she has now $45B

I hope you enjoyed your game as there are more to come but with more people as it enters TV for free of course on Channel Fox.

As always enjoy life and what it brings with the most care you can afford.

Don't let the economy, crumble, Uncle Donald, i hit up JP for some cash since Jesse stole mine from United Business Bank located in Oregon, Washington, and New Mexico.

I own Chase, bought it with Donald and sold to the US Government for a mint. Jesse could got in on this deal but he wanted to challenge me instead.

So I asked Uncle Donald for a cash loan, how much he could afford and what was in his wallet. $4000 roughly. So we split it between his 4 kids (the 4th being me) and I gave him back $200 for the rest of the day.

And we returned to the bank and I asked him how to deposit the money into Chase Manhattan because Denise had bought me clothes but I wanted to be a fashion designer and had altered them So she threw them all away in a rage of jealousy and heat.

Of course i started to cry so we went back across the street to McDonald's and we talked. He said "i have a surprise for you, lets get to the bank"

So we walked alllllll around the building, up and down and he talked to a man and got us inside all the back rooms. He said "i wanna buy it!" And he turned to me and asked "would you like to invest your $800 into my bank as an investor?"

I said "what about my clothes! She said i had to return the money or else i get none!"

"But who did she spend the money on?"

"Me and my brothers and and her!"

"Well don't you think Its time to invest in you and your fashion?" He asked for my $800 i had to pull from 4 different pockets and my sock as he taught me to split to beat pick pocketers. And handed it all. He handed me back $200 and I handed it back then he handed me a $5 from his breast pocket and t told me to keep it.

And began to walk to the counter to buy the bank.

I chased after him and put it in his left cost pocket and told him, 'well you know you bought me lunch so you keep it"

I pulled it from his pocket to produce proof I had already given it and he couldn't give it back and then stuffed it back in deep, all the way i nearly ripped his shoulder off for which I promptly apologized, jumped on the counter and rubbed his soreness off and jumped down.

And he started to cry a little bashful at first then a full sob. And I tried to console him and Robby appeared with a trailing line of toilet paper so his silk hanky wouldn't be soiled with snot.

He thanked him and became startled and asked if he wanted in on the investment.

Robby said, "i might but i need to talk to you, I belong to this boarding school ran by this might be soon white bigger as he calls himself, inspired by her and taken completely out of context"

"Michael Jackson" interjected our new found Uncle Donald. "Come let's sit"

We moved to the side of the spacious lobby to a small table accompanied by two plus club chairs.

He and i talked about how neat it would be to have chaise chairs in Chase bank.

"Well, her mom is abusive, mostly about money so i would like to take control of her stock with her permission"

"Yes! I do! And i will wanna get married!" I jumped with my fist in the air and pushed against the chair like a standing push up and stood

....

"Her sit. First I would like to talk to you as an investor. I am run by the boarding house and they teach us things like to steal and bring back to get 'rewards' much often things less than they are worth like a stick of gum for $2 when I can get a whole pack for 20 cents. Uh oh, here he comes"

"Im about to invest into this bank with these two kids you got something you wanna say to me?" Instead of waiting for a reply, uncle Donald got up and briskly walked to the counter, asking to return to a different room, promptly and away from Mr Jackson whom was still solidly black (he doesn't have vitaligo its just bleached).

And we entered a nearly empty office and he turned fiercely, angry even, "this will be your office where you will WORK"

...

"Its okay! We are still friends!" I climbed into the chair then up onto the desk "this is where I will sit"

"Well close your legs and sit like a lady, like this hand me your foot, no don't take off your shoe"

"Well I didn't want to ruin you! Your suit is NICE!!"

And he moved my foot and crossed my ankles and patted my knee and said "or you cross at here"

I took my ankle to my knee "no not like that, that's like a man. Knee to knee"

"Oh like this?" I squeezed my knees together

Robby laughed and Uncle Donald looked flustered

"Oh i know I know cross at my knees, you need to explain better!" I patted his shoulder. In the 80s it was okay to touch, at least for a child.

"I said that first!"

"Oh! I interrupt!"

"No apologize" Robby groaned

"I apologize for interrupting"

"For?" Asked Donald "you can't tell her that Because ---"

"No he could I get misinformation that way"

"Except when I'm being scolded and she knows the truth" said Robby.

Tune in next week for another Miss Adventure of one Wild Single Mom's Childhood!

I had 48 cents. Robby had put in 2500 front Hayes then 1500 each from Mark and Mike Andrews which he had not signed and they got rejected. Yet Jesse notified me of this, restricted my remote deposit privileges and now i am to notify the Sheriff of Hays County, Austin, Texas that the money is kept hidden in the tax and revenue accounts of his great county. And to open an investigation which he will pretend he did and then not. So i get his hush money as well as the other two and the $15B JP Dejoria stupidly just paid me because i Told Jesse to tell his father in law that Jesse is a stupid piece of shit which he didn't.

And of course I will invest in schools across the nation, installing playgrounds at any schools that do not have them, including intermediate, Jr high, middle, High and etc.. And may be finally lockers at least were I'm centrally located and/or where i want to be, namely at high schools at least.

Because that is what I want to do. Make people happy in the funniest ways possible.

And if there is any left I want to reinvest at the parks i originally invested in, initially, to make them better snd brighter, starting at the older to the newer.

I want the world to seem happier and brighter and in the case of schools at least around here once they hit 7th grade (middle school) they change schools to those that no longer have lockers or desks to put things in, 7 or more teachers to please instead of one or two they spend all day with, like a parent who gives love and kindness and retribution, they go through puberty which in itself is a chore. Then the kids riot. I've seen it in small schools and i know it happens in big ones. 20 in one week at the beginning of school less than a mile from my house where i can hear the school bell.

And so they need a place to sleep their weary heads like the shoulder of an old friend instead of weeping a soul they can no longer call their own.

The secrets i have included here broke my heart to where it actually stopped over and over.

Instead of asking what was wrong, Mr Moneybags Jesse sent me to the doctor alone. -.-

He could have provided me with what i needed like I provided and protected him from Ms Dejoria and Mark Hindberg, Afghanistan and Iraq, which I will no longer do.

He is the one that encouraged Michael Jackson to pickpocket the slaves he had created.

Yes Michael Jackson is Wacko, is Him and is burning in Hell because I killed him with my own pistol Jesse had stolen from a cop, altered and resold to himself at a cheaper price than the way over inflated price he created to create a deficit in his company to receive a refund from the US government's IRS Department in the amount of $8,000 instead of paying the $1M he owed.

I plead guilty before a judge and Uncle Donald, Mrs Katherine Jackson, the Anne my 4 year old daughter that Michael Jackson attempted to rape in front of me, as well as Robby, my true love and of course Sunny and Jesse James himself whom gave me the gun.

Then, before then President Barack Obama, i was exonerated and pardoned completely without the possibility of parole or any other misconceptions that would be included with self defense manslaughter.

This week total I have arrested a total of 19 men and women thanks to the CIA as an unpaid civilian.

That would guarantee me Presidentship of one really great country, now, wouldn't it?

Thanks. And not to be repeated: No more games. Only truth.

Until next time my fair weather friends!

Now! Let's grab the bookie!!! Snag! You're in jail. What did ya know, Mike Andrews, I knew all along that Mark Hindberg was FBI. Why didn't you think that?

Moving along, hi JP. How are you? No one cares. Good thing you trusted into your rapist daughter who was married to a true hero whom puts up with my shit even after we name him Mr Vomit cause I make him so scared he actually vomits like I did tonight (that's included. No more scare, only truth)

Oh yes, JP, you have already been arrested and so you know -- you have no guns with you, right? Alexis Dejoria is no rapist, she's actually an excellent FBI agent whom hates her dad and is included in any exonerations I may have to hand out butbat my leisurely pace, because she actually didn't rape anybody!

Also the US government will pay your wages as you did file a lawsuit this very week by signing up with Namus.gov like we all did.

She like me, was an unpaid civilian whom ran into luck. While she's smart, she's not smart like me. Thus she's the FBI vs me who is CIA and can work against the world in a millisecond as i usually do and have in Afghanistan and Iraq where i protected many NHRA members during their tours in the US Military while they served with Jesse James and my little brother and were even kidnapped thanks to Matt Hagan's temper tantrum and Jesse James refusal to listen to command. Eventually I saved them from that too in a day and 6 hours after leaving base. They were involuntary bound and gagged and beaten within 20 minutes of their capture. Within the next 20 when I was finally told of their status they were rescued by Tony Schumacher and his team.

And now i have saved the NHRA from being beaten and raped and tortured. My time to continue here at home is not wasted,

I love you all and thank you very much for listening...

And now i have something to say about Jesse since i made him puke from a lie via email Because he made me mad for being a Dick douchebag and not caring enough about me, not wrecking his motorcycle and then lying to make me feel bad and stupider than ever although I saw the wreck and my being a girl, up and President running, couldn't stop to rescue or assist a man on his feet whom had already picked up his bike after a wipe out and the trailer passed me up to show me he would assist because forgive those trespassers as we trespass ourselves and i care that he could really been hurt. That may be a fault of mine but it is called Grace and not salvation which is being my daughter reincarnated into a goat in Iraq to keep everyone safe because Jesse is a dumb dumb sometimes and Matt Hagan prefers truth over himself, sometimes. Like being in love with a goat of my daughter's soul, in Iraq. (I bet he fucked her, too. Bestiality freak. Not my business tho, nor yours. But still, let's laugh instead of poking fun at his misadventures. It is funny, yo!)

Jesse cared about the goat so much he listened to her over every one, even me. Because he believed she was closer to God where he needed to be..

I changed his life once in Alabama and several times then, over and over, any time that need be.

But finally for this one time he trusted somebody else and learned to love as much as he could, the soul inside of him.

So God bless to all of the two headed creatures we will see wandering around the backs of people at the NHRA in the future to come. Including even on me.

I'm Mrs Cougar cause of my fingernails and my desire to be with someone young to keep me fresh and Alive -- not by his blood byt by the life he gives me. And he will be Mr Snake the one who slithers up beside me only for love while I labor in the grass kicking myself for what i might have done but not for what i might have missed out on because I was there the whole time thinking and feeling and frolicking through the grass, same as me.

And of course my tattoo will be scary cause the world as I know it, very much can be.

And you can thank me for the past or you can think about the future and beyond!!!