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thedawningofthehour · 2 months ago

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This is a good point, I'll just announce I'm running for president in 2032 and they'll have to delay my sentencing because we wouldn't want to make it political.

I have a week left of my twenties guys what crazy shit should I get up to

#lmao like we'll have elections in 2032 #one of the funniest memes to come out of this was someone mock-announcing the shooter's bid for the presidency #we're all imploding but at least our demise is funny #also soup americans do pay taxes to healthcare #we actually pay more in taxes towards healthcare than europeans do on average #in addition to insurance which for some people is hundreds of dollars per month #we pay these exorbitant prices on top of all that #like #i've had to go to the er once #i was only there for two hours and i was given a gatorade #the bill was 2k #insurance covered 90% of it but still #i essentially paid $200 for a single bottle of gatorade #I fucking hate gatorade too i wanted to ask for water but my mom told me to just drink it #and i'm lucky my sister is literally thousands of dollars in debt from medical bills

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