#and i'm like “y'all gotta do that he stinky man”

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

Happy Halloween/Saint's Wake!

Lahahabread man has a nice jaw line but he is still stinky man who doesn't wash his hands in my heart. -Mod Fisher

[idiedlike50yearsago]

Hey since this hugely popular post is cooled down I wanted to yap about it on alt cause it's so weirdly nostalgic to me

I knew when I made it that I'd get val Stan's out the gate and that is actually exactly what I added the "do y'all see the vision" line for. I have no hate in my heart for val Stan's, I'm nowhere near invested enough in the show anymore to have beef with 1. People who just like his design, 2. People who just like his humor/suaveness or 3. People who are just defensive because they like his writing enough to get weirdly hurt when people talk about hating a villain (it's a villain, people are allowed to hate him, no matter if they like other villains, it is entirely up to personal boundaries and triggers, don't hate people for expressing their feelings towards a character they have every right to dislike. I get that some people are aggressive about it but there's nuance in accepting that me making a meme about personally disliking a character isn't the time for that debate, yk? Separate subject ik, but had to get it out of me)

Basically, a part of the "vision" was that he's easy to hate. It's a ✨Hyperbole✨ I used to express my personal disdain for the fuckbug so I could make others laugh about also hating him. its not meant to be taken so literally that you gotta jump up let me know you're into him lol /t

And the other half of why I added the vision bit was for it being an Aro alastor joke! I was frustrated that I, an AroAce person myself, had to watch one of the only AroAce characters I'd ever seen be mostly engaged with in romantic and sexual ways. I wanted to create content for him that was honest to his identity. Especially when so many people still want to throw all meanings of no verbal literacy, and real world relevancy out the window to scream about how "HeS jUsT AcE, NoT aRo"

See "fandom can't handle asexuality" on YouTube for more on that debate, cause I don't got time for it.

And yk. On top of it. I got AroAce people MAD AT ME for invading the aro tags with this post! A GROWN ASS ADULT ASK BOXED ME ABOUT ITTT, AND GOT IN AN ACTUAL DEBATE WHERE THEY ASSUMED THAT I WAS JUST SOME GOOFY, TWEEN OBSESSED WITH "MY BLORBO" WHO WAS STUPID FOR DEFENDING MY REPRESENTATION THE BEST I COULDDDD. IT WAS SO SILLY AND IMMATURE AND IM STILL SALTY ABOUT IT LMAO.

It was just. So weird to me to watch my own community stereotype and invalidate me. And I don't even blame them! Alastor is so over sexualized that seeing him as ace rep is genuinely hard, ignoring the fact they might hate the show as is. That's how widespread Alastor's Tumblr manification is. It honestly sucks. I get how frustrating it must be to be force fed these scraps of representation, seasoned with R34 and 9999 word ship fics, in a restaurant you don't even like. I get that you're sick of him. And at this point I'm over it. I just. Need to get it out there that for a solid week maybe it did hurt my feelings. Complain about his ass being in the tag everyday of the week, honestly I would remove him from the tag at this point if I could access this account but just understand that behind the stinky man was an AroAce teen trying their best not to hate their identity by making a meme to validate themselves, yk? Aros gotta support Aros even when we don't like each other's fandoms lol.

TLDR: I'm just so nostalgic for me predicting so well that a handful of people just. Wouldn't get the vision. And even tho I'm not really into the show anymore I'll always have my own silly love for this post not in spite of the minor controversy around it, but BECAUSE of it. It's nice too me to have 1. Been straight up about how I felt about something enough to have people be mad at me (even if it was light hearted and sneaky) and 2. To have not wimped out over it. You don't know me well enough to know but that's actually kind of something to note for me. I've always been SOOO aggressively afraid of people disagreeing with me that even tho this was NO WHERE NEAR ENOUGH SERIOUS for me to actually have any real strong feelings about it, I am a little bit proud of myself for not doing the easy thing and deleting it. Especially when I checked Pinterest and saw HOARDS of val fans pissed at me over it lol.

It was just. Such a casual sign of how far I'd come. A tiny little scrap of evidence of how I'm not the weak willed mess of a kid I used to be. Something to look at to know that I'm actually doing pretty okay, yk?

Beautiful to me not because it was a big deal, but beautiful to me because it wasn't. Beautiful to me because for once I didn't have to care.

I could make a post. Make people mad. And move on with my day like any one else.

ESPECIALLY SINCE IT WAS FOR THE EVER SO HATED HAZBIN HOTEL LIKE LETS GO BABY, YOU DIDN'T JUST ANNOY PEOPLE FOR BEING AROACE OR BEING A HATER, YOU ANNOYED PEOPLE FOR LIKING A POORLY WRITTEN SHOW THAT THEY HAD EVER RIGHT TO HATE. YOU'RE THE BASEMENT DWELLING LOSER IN SOMEONE'S STORY AND YOU WERE OKAY WITH THAT, IM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING UNAPOLOGETICALLY INVESTED IN SOMETHING SO HONESTLY MEDIOCRE LMAO

thank you for reading such a dramatic rant, I hope you have great, unapologetically controversial, or cringe day <3

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision

[notsosilentmonsters]

Part 2 of 6..... It’s 🅱️altiel, an angelic boy

1/X/3/tbc...

[just-pineapple-responses]

Just curious, how many shower thought (response) blogs are there? I just dived into this side of tumblr (not gonna make any posts its fun to read though) and I'm already losing my mind

Well there is

The. Literal. Sun.

Plasma...

S p a c e

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT

The void. It shall consume ALL.

A typewriter incase anyone wants to write their will before they die

Also some ink, not related to the typewriter

Also some words, I wonder who'll use them

A hat with no maker and a maker with no hat

The pen is mightier than the sword. It just so happens that this one is evil. Luckily I can summon multiple

Anyone order some coffee?

Ooo, an author

The literal embodiment if of fanart

A fork, nom noms

B҉ r҉ o҉ k҉ e҉ n҉ 

Soap

Soap(for hair)

Toothpaste

🄵🄰🅄🄲🄴🅃

Towel

Bath mat

Washcloth

Bathtub

Bathwater

𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕓𝕠𝕞𝕓

Bubblebath!

One (1) bath boi

Some M͓̽o͓̽l͓̽d͓̽ (anybody got some strong disinfectant?)

Nvm, the mold has already caused a plague (gettit?) (although user misspelled it)

Nevermind, there's already a parasite here

Mirror

Door!!!

Some curtains

A denim jacket

Blackout

Rainbow

✨ Magic ✨

*Tree poses to assert dominance*

Coconut

(obviously me)

I think popeye dropped a tin of spinch and it became sentient?

Tost

Hummus. dip tost?

Criss Cross applesauce

Wibbly wobbly Wibbly wobbly jellyo

Mmmm océan s o u p

Some poison, a great addition for my soup

Smol bean

Potat

Shower magpie who I haven't seen in a while

Bird (brain)

Frog(×2:Electric Boogaloo)

An axolotl!

Ferret

*looks at smudged writing on hand. Squints. * a raccoon

Stinky bastard man (I just had to put the two next to each other)

Rat.

Becometh crab 🦀 (x2: Electric Boogaloo)

Nya~

Edgy Nya~

Tripod of dog

Brain

Nina i found one of your neurons (if you understand this reference, good job you)

A rotted brain, keep it away before it infects us all, I only have 2 braincells left

Did... Did someone drop their spinal cord?

The almighty binch

The titanic

Narrator

Water based introspection

Existential crisis

Dumbass

Also a pacifier (get it because they're also called dummies and their name is dummy)

A foolish thought to say a sorry sight join the shower community (as you can tell we did Shakespeare in English so many times i pretty much can recite everything lady macbeth said)

ADHD

Ominous

Anonymous

Anxious 🥺👉👈

Some edgy bastard

A person of culture I see (although obsessed with tweed for some reason)

1 Dapper boi

Sarcastic

nice

All smiles and sunshine

HAPPY! (why isn't there yellow 😔)

Affection (Derogatory) (I'm sorry I just felt like it)

~Petty~

Idiot

Disaster

Chaos and Order

Comebacks

'vanishing'

Defences

Threatened

Op is on drugs

All the F s

And F-general

Get out of the shower

Shower responses

Dry

The horny and the simp

Shower sins

Thower shoughts

I take quick showers

Shower thots

Last responder *countdown music*

You have shower thoughts?

Your shower thoughts are stupid

Wtf shower thoughts

Another shower responder

MORE

Just shower responses... responses

Response shower

NO SHOWER! only thought (×3)

Mmm, showery

Penny for your thoughts?

Hello darkness my old friend...

Llawyer

Beepbeep

Prussia

Haywire!!!

furry OwO

A Pigeon got in through the door, who left it open?

I'm feeling devious

You're looking glamorous, let's get mischievous, and polyamorous

Gay is stored in the ass

Gay

Trans

*opens door and walks through with you exaggeratedly* Fellas we got the whole LGBTQIA+ community right here

Enby

Hahaha gender go brrr

Lesbian

Lesbian-thot

Lust

Someone who thinks it funny to clown around

Joker (derogatory)

Haha straight

Dead inside

Some supervillain idk

News. Literally a shower news style responses

r

I cannot believe that I forgot Her Greatest Majesty, the Queen. All Hail Royal

Isaac newton?

M megamind?

Fiftieth

Crackhead

Some Phoenix Wright kinnie

What is a Dean Winchester and why does he have a tentacle fetish?

Well well well, if it ain't a homestuckian

Did someone kill/rob The Doctor or something, their TARDIS was left behind and its blocking my pretzels that I left in the shower

Mined crafts uwu

Well well well, if it ain't- *accidentally makes eye contact and is then killed by some unknown shadowy creature holding what seems to be some sort of cube of dirt*

GOTTA GO FAST

Mishamishamishamishamishamishamisha

Gen Z and ready to throw hands with OP

Not puki

Nom noms

Dip dap

Kensa

B͓̽u͓̽n͓̽g͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ..........

Someone broke their space bar or something

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-dshower

The magical deity of sleepovers

DON'T FALL ASLEEP. NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU-

The muffin man genuinely left drury Lane for this

Txmblr

Moonlit nights on a winters day, stars glimmering gently

A child?

🟥

The fae. Just all of them. Every single one.

Crocus? (What on earth does that mean)

*sings* baba blacksheep have you any wool? Because if not you will be killed (this fits the tune perfectly. If not I have failed in everything)

The theatre itself is here... Somehow

Ahoy-hoy

boo

REEEE- *epic geometry dash gameplay to DanTDM's old intro music*

Yardale, not to be mistaken for riverdale and differs to lawn ale or front porch ale or even meter ale

I'll finish this list later

It's gonna be a long one folks

I'm including a ones that haven't spoken since ages ago because

Boy howdy there's new ones tell me who I'm missing now

Please stop thank you very much this is too many i keep having to add to this any new responder must kill a responder to continue the purge shall claim y'all as I will win i recently started watching Danganronpa

Seriously though everyone after mirror must have a battle royale it's too much i doubt all of you will even last longer than today also happy birthday me -dated:28th- do you even realise what sort of commitment you've made to sell pieces of your soul for entertainment and ability to make such epic retorts each and every post?! I sacrifice many souls DAILY to be throwing such bangers into this stuff y'know?

We have a tap guys we can finally wash our hands of all the blood of our enemies

Seriously though who left the door open I don't want a Pigeon pecking at me (the mishapocalypse got them lol)

So many responders so little time before the end of the world

If I'm missing someone please tell me very thank

There are not enough colours for me to assign a different one to each person 😔 also, wtf is on there twice on purpose

WorldHealthOrganisation IS MISSING (note: you may have a joke in place of name or under a category of names)

So there's lore without me?

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT *moth noises*

Okay now there's alternate timeline versions of responders for the benefit of myself they ain't going on the list bud

There is an incorrect role play blog quotes blog and I am crying. Not of laughter. Just wiuwhdhsjhshjxjabjsjdhdjsj

If any new people join I will go back to causing shower wars for the sake of killing you all I'm done I have snapped my laptop is updating 3 times in a row

I will commit crimes.

Does being a shower responder or role-playing seem encouraging to people to join this "community"? Because I'm pretty sure it's the latter

[enzie-ki]

OOC|| UNCANNY COUNTER S2E7 THOUGHTS

(the last one was s2e6 sorry)

BUT LET'S GET INTO IT

HANA NOOO YOUR STOMACH

THIS IS SO BAD BECAUSE SEEING AN EVIL SPIRIT IN THE FACE OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE WAAA

WHY IS OILY MR MA SO STRONG

MUN YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THIS

SUMMON THE TERRITORY BRO

OILY MA IS STRANGER THINGS-ING U RN

GELLY YOU PRRRRRRRRRRRRICK

HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH THE SCENARIO

HOW IS OILY MA NOT KNOCKED OUT YET

WAIT R U DEAD

U BETTER NOT BE DEAD

BRO REMOVE THE SPIRIT ALREADY

IT LOOKS LIKE MR MA BUT HE'S FILLED WITH OIL

OK HE'S REMOVING IT GOOD

WHY IS OILY MA CRYING

IT'S FAKE MUN DONT BELIVE IT

oh damnit Mr Hwang is here

get your sexy bastard self OUT

HANA IS BLEEDING OUT BRO

GELLY IF YOU TOUCH MY BABY I WILL KILL YOU

MUN WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU WHY DID U BECOME WEAK

HER AND GELLY IS GIVING GWI NAM AND CHEONG SAN FROM AOUAD

MO TAK IS GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF U

MHM SO MUN MORE LIKE GO MUN

GET GELLY AWAY

wait did Mr Hwang betray Gelly?

OIL DEMON PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE

OH NO MS CHU AND HANA

MY BABY GIRLS

wigen what R u on about

OHHHHH SHI-

WHY R THESE GUYS SO POWERFUL SINCE WHEN COULD THEY DO THAT

JI CHEONG-SIN COULDN'T DO THAT WHY CAN OIL DEMON??

MY POOR HA-NA

MO-TAK BE NICE

mun I wanna hug you so bad you've gone thru so much

bro MR HWANGGGG

IS EVERYONE GOOD AT MANIPULATION OR IS IT A HOT PERSON THING????

Leave Mr ma alone!!! >>>:(((

WHY IS HIS FACE SO TRUSTWORTHY BUT UNTRUSTWORTHY

this weird looking president guy dresses exactly like takeru danma(Hatter) from alice in borderland

MHM YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED MR HWANG AND ALSO GELLY

Wait there's TENSIONNNNNN

HE DID ABANDON HER AAAA

GELLY'S

aaa Mo-Tak my beloved

bro detective captain chill the heck OUTTT

Mo-Tak just sitting there brooding

why is he so hot why did they have to do that

AAA han-ul my baby

Mr detective captain man, you are a detective, you gotta be ready to face👏 the👏facts👏

ohohohooooo motak putting this man in his place

BRO THE LIGHT REFLECTING OFF THE BALD HEAD BRO IT'S GIVING

HAHAAAAAA

ooh it's number 37 the guy ms chu saved 9 years ago

Gelly what are you wearing you look like an anime character, but you're also rocking it

WAIT SHE CAN MODIFY MEMORIES TOO?

AHHH IT'S WONG THE VAMPIRE BOY IS BACK

THAT WAS THE BEST WORST PICKUP LINE

GELLY STOP WITH YOUR FURRY BS

EXCUSE ME!????????

MY BOY NOOOOOO

Mr Hwang you sexy bastardious beast leave right now

YOU DESERVED THOSE NECK STABS MHM

I DISLIKE THE BOTH OF YOU BUT I KINDA GET YOU

AYO????

STOP HARASSING GELLY

ok good

STOP MANIPULATING

you think she believes you??? nahhhh

Ooh now you're in trouble Mr hwangg

Ah yes, displays of affection to throw someone off guard, it's giving wattpad bad boy but better

And Gelly you're giving hard to get that doesn't want to get got

HA-NA AAAA YOU'RE OKAY YESSS

wait where you is girlie

ok in the warehouse

awww ms chu my beloved

Mun I feel so bad for you

HE'S SO CHIVALROUS I LOVE HIM

MS CHU I LOVE YOU

AHH CHAIRMAN CHOI COMING IN CLUTCH WITH THE FFOOS

jeok Bong where you at

AHHH HE'S WITH MO-TAK GOOD

Jeok Bong don't be stupid

your face is so helpless puppy I love it

WAIT DONT TELL ME HE'S FALLING FOR IT

ok good they're back

Mo-Tak you didn't have to do him like that

MS Chu when are you gonna recognise the guy

So Mun you're doing the anime character speech

OHHH THESE YUNG PEOPLE YUNG THIS YUNG THAT I'M GOING TO YUNG FU PANDA KICK Y'ALL OUT OF YOUR IKEA-LOOKIN AHH ROOM

THEY BETTER NOT

Oh my gosh the WINKING

THAT AIN'T EVEN WINKING THAT'S TRINKING BRO

YOU'RE ALL SO BAD AT LYING ESPECIALLY YOU JEOK-BONG

Oh it's this guy that's in love with hana

R u gonna take her to the fair or something???

FAIR??? BRO THEY IS LOCKING YOU IN

HANA YOU A BOSS BABE

bro who r these stanky stinky yoinky sploinky lookin-ahh ppl

bro stop spitting liquid out of ur mouth did you forget how to swallow or something

Ohhhhh these evil scammers

not only are you kicking people out of their houses, you're kicking old ppl out!!!

OLD PEOPLE

EVIL

THE POOR OLD PEOPLE

MHM MMM GO COUNTERS

bro why are you asking him if e works out he aboutta show you he works out

NAHH THEY BEATING THEM WITH BADMINTON RACKETS

get the elderly ppl out I'm glad they're ok

MO-TAK WHY YOU KUNG-FU PANDA-ING THE RACKET

DAMN GOOD SHOT DA I MEAN MO-TAK WOOO GOOD SHOT

BRO'S JUST SPANKING THEM WITH THE BADMINTON RACKETS

(do that to me😏)

SORRY WHAT WAS I SAYING

MHM NEVER MIND

MUN'S REALLY HITTING THEM WITH THE WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF

BRO YOU'RE CRUSHING THEIR BALLS BRO THAT'S CRUEL CANT YOU FEEL THAT EVEN I CAN FEEL THAT AN I'M A GIRL

MUN IS THIS YOUR VILLAIN ARC OR WHAT

MS CHU GET HIM

FINALLY YOU RECOGNISE HIM

AT LASTTTT

BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOY WHO'S SIMPING FOR HANA

CHOI'S SHIPPING THEM ALREADY

BUT I WANT MUN TO GET WITH HER BUT I GUESS THEY'RE MORE LIKE SIBLINGS

NOT THE FAMILY LINE YOU KNOW JEOK-BONG IS IN LOVE WITH HER

HE'S HEARTBROKEN LOOK

WHY R U ALL LAUGHING

nooo baby

jeok bong I know you're in love with her but why r u being dramatic

HIS NAME IS DO-HWI I KNOW THAT NOW

CHAIRMAN CHOI U R DRUNK GO SIT DOWN

DONT LEAVE HANA ALONE NOOO

EITHER GELLYS GONNA GET HER OR LOVE IS GONNA GET HER

IT WAS LOVE OK

hmm im beginning to ship them

Ooooo bubbles

AAA SHE SMILING

THIS IS SO WHOLESOMEEEEE

imma use that tactic for hiccups

ok I ship them now

GELLY YOU BASTARD LEAVE THEM BE

YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH DO-HWI

AAAA A SU-HO

WHY DID 37 HAVE TO TURN BAD

oop this mofo on the toilet

he really pushin

BRO ARE YOU OKAY LEAVE YOUR SECURITY ALONE

OK so 37 is jae-youl got it

Imma just call him 37 tho

You better remember ms chu

Awww ms chu you're so sweet

EXCUSE ME SHE MAY BE OLD-ISH BUT SHE SLAPS

SHE'S LIKE MY GRANDMA I LOVE HER

he reminds her of su-ho that's so sweet

ope it's back to oily ma again

rich people annoy me so much sometimes

YOU

I WILL RIP YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS HOW DARE YOU SPIT ON HER

I HOPE OILY MA GETS YOU

I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS PERPETUALLY WARM ON BOTH SIDES

I HOPE YOUR TOAST FALLS SPREAD-SIDE DOWN

LEAVE MIN JI ALONE

HOW CAN YOU BE SO DISRESPECTFUL

I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EYE BROWS OFF

OHH IT'S REGULAR ME BCUS THIS IS A FLASHBACK

HER NAME IS MIN-JI GOOD

I FEEL SO BAD

OILY MA IS GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE YOU KNOW

NAHH HE VIBRATIN

just wanna say, kang ki young( the guy who plays Mr Hwang) you have very expressive eyes and it adds a whole lot to your character

BRO U GOOD? UR VIBRATING SO MUCH

MS CHU UR SO KIND

AHHH MO-TAK I LOVE YOU

TY FOR REMEMBERING

AYO DID YOU STALK THIS GUY OR SUM

oh wait you're a detective :/

they can do that imma remember that

excuse me you rude bastard

why u walk like that

LEAVE 37 ALONE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MS CHU COMING IN CLUTCH

MHM LEAVE 37 AND MY MS CHU ALONE

bro so much is happening at once damnnn

BRO GOT SNATCHED DAMN

ok Mr ma you popped his eye veins

That's misdirected aggression damn

your blood is slowly becoming oilier and oiler

OH NO DO-HWI

GELLY'S GONNA GETCHA BRO BE CAREFUL

Y'ALL I'M TEARING UP

THEY'RE SO SWEET

He's so lovely noooooo

I feel so BADDDDDD—

IT'S SO POETIC BUT WHY SO SAD

WAIT

I AM PREDICTING SOMETHING

GELLY'S GONNA GET DO-HWI AND HANA OR JEOK BONG IS GONNA HAVE TO SAVE HIM

NOOOO IT'S NO SAD

HOLY SHIZWIZZLE I WAS RIGHT

i'm ✨magjc✨

i'm ✨spec-tac-u-larrrr✨

mhm

yuh go me

but also NOOO DO-HWI IG YOU DIE I WILL CRY

GELLY BERHERD YOU FURRY PRICK

BRO YOU FLYING WTH

TELL ME SOMETHING RIGHT

CHAIRMAN CHOI BOUGHT YOU WEAPONS PLS USE THEM

I'll say it once and I'll say it again, it's giving Gwi-nam coming for cheongs-san's eye in aouad

Hana just because you can sense her movements doesn't mean you should e OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THEM

DO-HWI

AHFFSOFIDGJDGJZFKDGJXKFFHKXMDK

THAT WOMAN THREW YOU LIKE 15 FEET

I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HANA BUT LIKE

ACTUALLY NO HE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS

JUST NOW YOU WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE

AND I WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY CRY

YUP THERE IT IS

wait a second holup

those spikes aren't nearly enough to kill someone

what furry wizardry bullcrap have you got going on here gelly berherd

OK GELLY YOU HAVE A POINT HANA SHOULDN'T HAVE CLOSED HER EYES

OK DO HWI IS ALIVE

AY YO???????????

OF COURSE SHE GETS TELEKINESIS AT THE MOST VITAL MOMENT

WAIT BUT THIS MEANS YOU'LL HAVE TO WIPE DO-HWI'S MEMORY NOOOO

WAIT HE'S DYING NO

GET MS CHU OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

GELLY SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU DEAD

DONT YOU SMILE SHE'S GONNA RIP OUT UR OTHER EYE

THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE WHAT THE FRICK

SO MUCH HAPPENED AND IT WAS ALL SO WELL WRITTEN AND ACTED

WAIT THERE'S A BIT AFTER ALL THE SPLIT SCREEN STUFF?

EXCUUUUUSE ME WHAT THE FRICK

NAH

WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW FOLKS IMMA GO WATCH EPISODE 8

OOC || UNCANNY COUNTER S2E4 THOUGHTS

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

glad we've got another furry lady (Gelly) to replace hyang-hui

If she hurts my baby I will break her acrylics

and also her spine

Pil Kwang and Mun are really just stranger things-ing it right now and I'm all here for it

It's giving eleven vs one but better because I like this show

Ah yes the power of a promise made you stronger good

how dare that man try and shoot chairman Choi if I snatch your weave this second

Gelly please stop with the scratching

So many problems would be stopped if people used their teeth as weapons

Getting choked? Bite. Getting held down? Bite. Jeok Bong I know you're new but please just bite her

MS SO IS BACK WOOHOO AND WONG IS GONE BOY GETCHA VAMPIRE LOOKIN-AHH OUT OF HERE

(he was kinda cool though)

oh damnit I forgot about the other Chinese counters

WAHOO MS CHU AND MS SO APPRECIATION

Chairman Choi you better thank Mun for saving you from that bullet

mo tak coming in with the tango disc pop off king

MS CHU WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU

CHAIRMAN CHOI IS SIMPING REAL HARD RN

DAMN ARE THEY GOOD AT DANCE

oh no jeok-Bong are you good

my poor baby noo

GELLY YOU DESERVED THAT I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE YOUR EYE WAS GONE BUT HELL IF YOU DESERVED IT

Pil Kwang why are you naked Pil Kwang why are you naked I don't care you just got out of the bath WHY ARE YOU NAKED PIL KWANG WHY ARE YOU

excuse me what is this wet monkey looking thing

you look like you smell of bin juice and petrol

STOP CORRUPTING MY MR. MA

STOP BREATHING IN HIS FACE TOO YOU'LL GIVE HIM BLACK LUNG

oh I really hope he doesn't get possessed but I have a very bad feeling he will

JEOK BONG WHERE ARE YOU

YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ME NOOOO

GELLY YOU FURRY BASTARD YOU SCARED HIM

NOW HE FEELS WORTHLESS ASDAGFJGKGASHKHF

HE BETTER COME BACK

I swear if its because his pores are clogged that his power stopped working or because he got punched I will cry

Jeok-Bong's dad stop comparing your son, that happened to me and it was BAD

My poor baby UnU

SEONG-SIK YOU BASTARD

HOW DARE YOU PUT MY BABY IN DANGER

LEAVE HIM ALONE

LEAVE THE DAD ALONE TOO

ayo why does this man have so much blood in his nose

AHH HIS POWER CAME BACK

HE JUST HAD TO GET GUT IN THE NOSE AGAIN

HELL YEAH GET WRECKED YOU STINKY BASTARD

GET HIM BABY WAHOO

PUT COW DUNG ON THAT MAN

MMMMM Y'ALL IN YUNG BETTER BE CHEERING

WELL DONE JEOK-BONG

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

TO ETERNAL OIL HELL WITH YOU EVIL SPIRIT

AWWW JONG-GUK ISNT MAD GOOD

WAIT HE'S 21?

I SMELL MORE BS IN THAT STATEMENT THAN JEOK-BONG DOES AT WORK GOSH DAMN

THE BIG BROTHER STATEMENT

Aww him and his dad are bonding again finally

This is so wholesome I'm going to cry

MHM UR MAKING YOUR DAD PROUD JEOK-BONG

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

No because tell me why Mun has such a good fashion sense

And Mo-Tak too

And Ha Na

All of them actually

Gelly I regret to tell you but that steak is raw

I hope you get food poisoning

STOP MAKING CONNECTIONS DAMNIT

LEAVE MR MA ALONE

NOO IT'S THE EVIL OIL DEMON THING

LEAVE HIM ALONE

YOU AND YOUR MONKEY SOUNDING VOICE BETTER SINK BACK INTO THE OIL OCEAN

Mo-Tak please relax you're like three 9 year-olds in a trench coat

KWANG AND GELLY

YOU BASTARDS

EVIL OIL DEMON STUPID

LEAVE MY MR. MA OUT OF THIS

HOW DARE THE EPISODE END THERE

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Difference between Kaphona's

OOT Kaphona: lmao fuck this bull. I'm going to go throw myself in the Death Mountain lava and see if I can float. Man fuck that I anit brushing my hair so I can meet some princess.

WW Kaphona: okay so I'm more calm now but I'm still wanting adventure. I'mma fly my ass into that whirlwind and see if I can fly higher. Also fuck ganon.

ST Kaphona: please just let me sleep. No, no, no, this is dangerous we shouldn't do this oh goddess is that water??? aaaaaaaaa I just wanna be happy and sleep ;a;

BoTW Kaphona: FUCK YEAH LET'S BLOW THAT THING UP. wait, no, nvm that's too close for a forest fire. oh my goddess is that a DOG? guys I'm gonna STEAL that dog. Oh, look, it's Yiga. Go eat a bug you stinky banana.

TP Kaphona: listen as much I would love to talk and what not, I do not have time for those who have no meaning in my eyes. I would like to go back and sleep in my room. Thanks.

ALBW Kaphona: ..... what there's two Hyrule's w h a t. does the other one have better food. Haunted forest? Sign me up. Let's go fuckers. W a it no there's this ugly clown running around I'm good.

HW Kaphona: I will cut all of you with these damn plants. Fuck off. I want to EAT BUT NO YOU GUYS HAVE TO EXIST IN MY LIFE. WHY CAN'T Y'ALL JUST ST OP. CIA? PLEASE GIRL. HE ANIT INTERESTED. FUCK OFF. oh thank goddess food-

SS Kaphona: ....... *Puts eyemask on and sleeps under a tree snoring*

MM Kaphona: okay so I gotta make sure the Dekus here are doing good wait what what do you mean the princess is missing. okay so weLL now that's taken care of I'm gonna watch fireworks oh nevermind wait is that one of our own trying to destory the world??

Dude I so agree. But... Can I at least eat- why am I having Deja Vu. yo that mask guy he creep.