#and i'd like to explore the relationship and characters the other barbies have bcs I love them so much

[tunadumbhoe]

Like, Barbie is actually a trust fund twenty-something-years-old who is also, like, the smartest person to ever set a foot on earth, so she's pretty young but also has a shit ton of majors, in different areas, so that makes her be really disconnected with The Real World™, enter Gloria, who's just a divorced middle-aged mother of an angsty teenager (in her own words, but she's lying), they cross paths when Barbie decides to be an intern in Mattel for her Marketing major (or something more believeble idk), they both think the other is actually God, or something, they fall in love because, you know, Barbie knows a shit ton of theory and nerdy little facts, which makes Gloria go Heart Eyes™ and sight like a teenager (gross, in Sasha's words, but she totes loves it in secret) and Gloria knows a shit ton about real life, and Barbie's so ready to learn new things!!!!! With Gloria!!!!! And Sasha!!!!!

And then they're just a little silly family of a BAMF MILF, the very meaning of Mattel's Barbie "you can be anything" and a teen girl who apparently has two moms now.