#and i think thats lame ����

[martyrbat]

hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[axoqiii]

first time drawing blackmask akechi and i almost snapped my pencil out of anger

[tall-willows]

a pet peeve of mine is when people characterize the narrator as an innocent victim of tyler's plans.. like dude he was fully participating in project mayhem for a bit there. his biggest gripe was with the fact he wasn't "special" to tyler anymore and wasn't let in on the plans first. he's only snapped out of it when tyler is fully gone and bob ends up dead + marla's safety is put at risk. what you have to understand about him is he only let tyler seduce him into his ideology because he has a shaky moral compass to begin with. he literally starts the story by exploiting other people's terminal illness as a sleeping aid lmao he was already not a great guy tyler just made it Worse i think

[theresamouseinmyhouse]

tbh i so super get why tim idolizes dick grayson like thats just what having an older sibling is like. Like yeah, they let you tag along wherever they go even when they may wanna be alone and theyre also the smartest person you know and god theyre SO fucking angry but thats okay bc theyre not just angry theyre strong and theyre sad and they just need to be handed a ripe mango while u sit by them on the curb while talking about an old childhood movie. They used to pick u up on their shoulders when u were 5 to steal the lemons from the neighbors trees and theyd carry salt and chile packets to pour on your fingers while you dig into the lemon rind and youd eat lemons together under the old trees. Theyre literally the coolest person alive. I so get why tim thinks dick is the bees knees bc like,,,yeah (good) older siblings are just like that.

[gayspock]

i love it when a tv show has lows that are so low you're so ashamed to ever show it to anyone ever but then highs that melt your brain a bit, like, "good fucking god, this is genuinely such an astounding piece of craftmanship... my perception of the medium, and perhaps of myself, has been challenged/changed in 40 minutes" but you cant even express that to ppl without feeling like youre fucking deranged bc my god the lows .....

[sleepyyghostt]

we should call it "Going on the computer" like with that type of wording again. bring back the fun and novelty of it that i, at least, really felt when i was younger. existing in an online space is the type of thing that can kinda be whatever you want, so u gotta treat it the way that you want it to be :3

I'm going to go on the internet! [implied sense of adventure] see?

[neonhellscape]

okay its no secret i dont buy into marazhai being the persona he puts on. so as i've officially met him in game now, im making a list of all the in-game reasons i think he's a bit of an idiot [which i love btw. i find him far more compelling if he's a bit stupid/weird and he's trying so hard not to be but you just know nobody in commorragh is inviting him to parties]

the very first time you get a glance of him on a rooftop and. 'deal with this' "of course" proceeds to just walk off like 3 seconds after the other two

ambushes you. has you cornered. is in optimal position to kick your ass frankly, high ground and better weapons and utilising shock against you. ...he bitches at you for a while, gets insulted, then runs off into the forest with a maniacal cackle

heinrix fired a mild insult [considering what he's like to everyone else its barely an insult] and he took big enough issue with it to start saying how he'll break him and turn him into a pet. oh sure dude you're responding super well to this mild comment from the guy who accidentally insults everyone and their entire ancestral line at some point

i think it says something that he's learned to speak your language fluently too. that Has to be some kind of Yikes moment to admit publicly in drukhari culture. buried family secret great great grandfather drukhari-georg learned to speak mon keigh and now we claim he just spoke oddly because was shot in the head as a child to prevent the shame

he also knows the mon keigh lore that says youre a super special little guy as rogue trader and actually LISTENS to the fact you're the special little guy as rogue trader. and he does treat you as more equal/with more respect than the other characters. thats not just a drukhari culture yikes thats what gets you checked for a concussion or brain damage

literally socially atrocious enough its believed he's working with you [read: with you. not using you, not manipulating, cooperating. this is a big difference i feel] and only he himself doesnt believe it

ignore the fact he eventually DOES work with you which. is its own follow up statement

challenges you to fight him, to give chase then and there. i made him wait while i went through english government simulator where i queued for multiple days, did multiple day/week voidship trips back and forth, got distracted by accidentally starting jae's romance, pasqal telling me to servitorise her, getting blackout drunk with her, shipwide broadcast tm, giving her a voidship, her getting me a space cat, attacked by pirates, dealt with a plague, explored a few extra systems.......................

he destroys your palace. ...its rebuilt effectively within a week. most of the damage is in bodies which are just sent to the poor district to rot [almost feels worse than the damage done good job imperium]

the throne has claw marks. he could've blown it up or shot it or piled corpses on it but no he wanted to sit on the fancy chair and so turned into a common housecat mauling the sofa arm

how long was he just sitting there lounging on that chair? again see how long i kept him waiting. he was just sitting there trying to find a comfy position on this [for him] kinda small chair JUST so he could briefly taunt, break your window with his space motorbike, jump off the chair in a dramatic [but not gunna lie not that impressive] feat of gymnastics, then fly out. he doesnt even shoot at you as he leaves

i will continue my list as i see more that entertain me

[harriertail]

i rlly do like the idea that even if curlfeather was a lying scheming bitch she did have *good* intentions for riverclan and wanted to be a good leader, but inviting splashtail into her plans was her fatal flaw because she underestimated how ambitious he was

[leaf-in-a-flower-garden]

Tsadi .... but blue .....

[automatonwithautonomy]

Caspar sitting in front of that Ted Empire Propaganda Screen snoring like a dad is so funny to me I can so clearly see how hes lounged in his chair like a dad.

Anyway Ted tearing his (metaphorical?) hair out about being attracted to this loser human dad is everything to me

Dilf x Fresh Dropout dynamic for real

caspar tells bad puns and laughs at them while ted's caught between wanting that man carnally and planning their murder-sucide

[deepslate]

BORDERLANDS MOVIE!! ★

[crushedsweets]

nina and kate try to have a cute little date and look at some christmas decorations (per nina's request) and kate gets fucking OBLITERATED by the lights

im late cuz christmas is over BUT i think this happens for several places nina tries taking kate to(stores with flickering fluorescents, concerts, etc). nina brings kate somewhere and within 10 minutes kate has a skullsplitting migraine and is covering her face and trying to sit down and ninas like "whats wrong baby?!" and kates like "." trying to be sane and normal and relaxed but cannot speak bc shes hurting n frustrated. eventually ninas like "oooohhhhhhh right" and is kinda embarrassed. nina brings her back to her apartment(a blessing to kate, who's used to the grimy cold proxy cabin miles into the forest) and just lays down till the pain subsides.

i think if nina wanted to actually look at christmas lights w kate, she'd have to be VERY picky/selective about the neighborhoods she chooses. none with those strobe lights, nothing flashing, mostly just those simple hanging lights + some inflatable stuff.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I hope everyone whos walked behind me today has acknowledged the fact ive just been staring at rivals magneto for the past hour

[inhogihun]

I think there needs to be another episode / call that involves them saving a dog . A dalmation in particular . And this dog really speaks to Buck so he adopts him and he becomes the 118 mascot ( Like Buttercup in Lone star ) and everyone loves the dog , Tommy and Buck go to the dog park with him , Chris has play dates with him , Buck dresses up as Shaggy and Scooby for halloween , Hen bathes him after a call that got him all muddy , Chim and Maddie and Jee look after him when Buck's out of town . Karen takes selfies with the dog . Ravi would whisper sweet nothings into his floopy ears . Bobby gets a painted framed portriat of the dog hung up in his office . Everyone loves the dog but Eddie .. Because Eddie just seems like one of those guys thats like dad hates the new dog , Dad and the dog two days later :

He'll just have this outstanding beef with a dog who doesn't even understand . He'll get his ankles licked by this dalmation and think he's stinky . Or he tracks mud and grass into his house after Chris plays fetch with him , and the dog dug holes in the yard . He'd stare into the dogs eyes saying ' Buck's MY best friend ... Not yours ... ' He'd drop his sandwich in the station kitchen and the dog would swoop in and eat it . The dog would sit in front of Eddie's locker for no reason . He'd get his pants stolen from the dog and have to chase him around while everyone in the station is laughing and recording . But one day while Chris has a play date with the dog and Buck , he'd fall asleep on the couch cause it was an exhausting day and the dog would cuddle in Eddie's lap and Buck would smile and take a picture of his favorite boys napping together .

[seriousbrat]

Accusing people, some of whom incidentally are likely LGBT themselves, of not viewing wol///fstar as canon because they "can't read queer-coding" is the cope of the century and borders on delusional. it's also condescending and disrespectful- why is your personal analysis of a work of fiction more valid than anyone else's, particularly when that analysis is almost certainly driven by confirmation bias? Have you asked yourself whether the "signs" you think you're reading in the text are actually there or whether you just want them to be? It's fine to want them to be and to add two and two and get six, personally I've done that with many works of fiction and I will continue to do so, but objectively there's no evidence that holds up to the slightest bit of scrutiny that jkr actually intended Sirius and Remus to secretly be in love.

Leaving aside the fact for now that this is JKR we're talking about and all that entails, it honestly verges on conspiracy-brained at times. Besides that, using homophobic stereotypes as "evidence" is, to put it plainly, shit. Some of these stereotypes might seem fairly innocuous yet still manage to be offensive (e.g. "tonks is queer-coded because she has short hair/is cool/has this personality trait or physical characteristic) but others honestly cross a line. Think for a moment about the logical leap you're making when you claim that werewolves being an allegory for stigmatised illnesses like AIDS is proof that R is gay. What equivalence is being drawn here? worth thinking about

I just want to say this is a work of children's literature and we're all free to interpret whatever we want and make up whatever silly things that we want with it. But you're not smarter or more special than anyone else because you think there's a gay way to look or speak or act, or for seriously believing that JKR created some kind of mad convoluted mental backflip conspiracy to specifically fuck with what was at the time a fringe element of online fandom that she likely wasn't even aware of. Apply Occam's razor here and go with the simplest explanation, which is that JKR, a heterosexual woman, wrote a children's book in the 90s with a majority heterosexual pairings and one token gay character. From there, do whatever you want. The end