#and i originally had others in akiyama's tier but gradually moved them out bc nobody does weaponized incompetence like the lad himself | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

memorys-skyscraper · 6 months ago

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while watching someone's y7 playthrough it struck me just how moron-heavy the series is as a whole, so i thought itd be fun to rank the relative intelligence of a sampling of characters and i came up with this

#rambles #yakuza liveblogging #yakuza #like a dragon #if someone isnt listed i simply do not have a strong opinion on/impression of their intelligence #daigo was extremely hard to place but ultimately i think average is most fitting #he got stuck with the worst job imaginable and while the tojo clan didnt quite thrive under him it didnt *totally* collapse either #tbh i wanted to put him in above average to gas up my boy but yknow. hes done a bit too much silly shit to justify it #majima gets his own tier bc while he does have more brain cells rattling around in there than he'd lead you to believe #he still does dumb shit constantly and is still generally speaking very dumb #and i originally had others in akiyama's tier but gradually moved them out bc nobody does weaponized incompetence like the lad himself #zhao gets above average vs joongi's dumb but acts smart bc while i feel they are similar zhao does run a successful restaurant #nancy gets smart tier bc she understands human speech. goated crayfish #also the gymnasium tier is named with all the love in the world. love those bowling ball brains #anyway this is not meant to be serious. this is 1000% a shitpost

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