#and i lumped all east asian languages together bc im not gonna say 'the sexiest japonic language is japanese' like...

[st5lker]

heres my sexiest language takes literally nobody asked for but the vyvanse just hit so im gonna share them anyway. also im gay so these are with male speakers in mind

sexiest romance language: latam spanish. if it has to be a european version of the language then french bc spaniard spanish is like nerdy loser sound. while french CAN be a close second just given the amount of throat sounds it never surpasses the sexiness of being spoken to in a deep voice in latam spanish tbh.

sexiest germanic language: german. now this may or may not be controversial but you have to remember that we dont have a lot to work with and it sure as hell isnt english or dutch or ANY scandinavian one. german can definitely be particularly unsexy but i think if you lean into the fantasy of it a bit then you can start to understand the appeal...

sexiest slavic language: POLISH. hands down. sorry i understand the appeal of some others like russian or ukrainian but they all sound very similar to foreign ears and there is just something distinct about polish that hits the ears in just the right way. it can be a sweet caring kind of sexy or it can be intimidating dominant kind of sexy it can be anything you want. completely outsold.

sexiest east+SE asian language: very hard but i think im going to have to go with mandarin+other chinese dialects. now it might be surprising because i speak a little japanese and all of the vocaloid and vkei et cetera but honestly all of that has made it if anything less sexy and more just familiar. sure japanese Can be sexy but weighing it vs chinese... i dont know the soft whispering of names in the tgcf donghua is better than any sexy anime boy voice to me tbh. and also white people ruined it with the ara ara shit.