#and i love jaem's commentary bye

[heyjeno]

the dreamies sure do know how to appreciate art

[bluejaem]

1st - heejin (that's me) broke up with jaemin, 'cause she needed to. so, the girl went on a bus trip with some elderly people... guess what? yeah, her exes were there too. (not nana, tho, he stayed at the bus station.)

2nd - she got the chair next to her soulmate- (they dated for three weeks before he went missing) jeno. and ya know, he gives her the fEeLs with that romantic stare--

3rd - so she tried to ignore him by listening to music. only problem is that the song she chose randomly was the one she did the devil's tango with jaemin once and the memory just popped on her head, making her go nuts.

4th - while jeno was in the bathroom, heejin noticed hyuck and mark at the front (like, mark, first husband ever) and begged the oldest to change seats. it didn't work and one old lady just stared at her, judging her craziness.

5th - jeno got back and misunderstood the reason why she was so weird. he put her on his lap, kisses her and tells her "i love you so much".

yes, this is just the first dream 😭😭😭😭😭

i’m sorry but the way i let out the weirdest fucking noise while reading this 😭😭🖐️ this is some wattpad level stuff, i tell you KSBFJS

a whole ass commentary under the cut cuz why not

ONE — “cause she needed to.” yeah, because even heejin knew jaemin belonged to bluejaem.tumblr.com :")

TWO — “they dated for three weeks before he went missing” BYE WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭 the he went missing part is SENDING ME GOODBYE KSNFJS defo. have you seen that gaze. mhm. ON MY KNEES.

THREE — WAIT FUCK the devil’s tango with jaem? CRYING. SCREAMING. LOSING IT. canNOT get that imagery off my head rn. </3. jaemin in a black suit with that semi colon hairstyle of his and thAT DEVILISH CHARM. 🧍🏻‍♀️

FOUR — “mark her first husband ever” i’m sorry but?? KSBFJE?? so far we’ve had a break up, run into your missing soulmate, and also coincidentally found your ex-husband there 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ note to self: go on a bus trip with the elderly if you want to meet the dreamies.

FIVE — he does not affect me. this does not affect me. i’m fine. he just put her on his lap. yeah, why should that affect you, aditi? he just kissed her. yeah, why should that affect you, aditi? he just said that he loved her. yEAH WHY SHOULD THAT AFFECT YOU, ADITI?

and i used to think that i had weird dreams 😭 bestie this is some Next Level fuckery and i love it </3 AND ALSO I’M SO JEALOUS OF YOU?? you’ve dated jaem, married mark, and jeno is your mf soulmate??

question of the day: HOW TO BE HEEJIN ⁉️