#and i don't think soft talk or hard lessons have helped at all thus far so i'm just gonna have to figure out a super stealthy very sneaky

[keeps-ache]

i finally have to block a fandom tag bfhsv 💥

[oriigirii]

Streamer MC headcannons with the brothers 💞

"You were quite a known face on social media back in the human realm, playing games, doing unboxings, just vibin in general, fans around the globe looked forward to your streams a lot! However, considering the sudden (unannounced) invitation to the exchange program, you had to leave all of that behind out of the blue. It wasn't as bad at first, but you have to admit you do miss the feeling of being able to do goofy shit online. Luckily for you, with the advance technology of Devildom and some spicy magic, the internet had synced with the human realm, and thats when you decided to finally re-enter the streaming scene. How will the brothers react upon seeing your peculiar past time?"

Head empty, No thoughts aside from the brothers just bothering the MC while they stream so here you go haha

Warnings: None, just crackhead energy and a lotta mispellings

Gender: Neutral!

Hotel: Trivago

* [ ಠ╭╮ಠ ] Lucifer *

{How did he know about your career?}

I honestly don't see him as someone who goes on the internet a lot

(He screams boomer to me, change my mind)

He doesn't have the time either, he's too focused on work!

So him finding out is gonna take a while

But! He did find out the hard way when shrilled screaming was heard from your room when he was passing by with some paper stacks in his arms (courtesy of Diavolo)

This man felt his instincts kick in, he ran as fast as he could, papers forgotten, and he immediately slammed your door open. Splinters scattering around, your door definitely damaged, as his eyes held a glare and his demon form was out, wings spread in a threatening display.

He was ready to beat someone's ass as he had thought someone had hurt you in here.

But all hes met with is you, infront of your chair and PC, and a game over on the screen...

To say he was unamused was an understatement cause you just lost your internet priviliges for giving him a heart attack (He said it was because you were being rowdy and noisy but with what you saw you knew that wasn't the case)

Good luck tryna puppy-eye your way to his heart to let you continue streaming lol.

If by some miracle you managed to wriggle your rights back from his hands, he'd warn you not to be so loud next time.

You already learnt your lesson though~ (Hopefully)

{How does he feel about your streams?}

Not everyone's the same, so if you were the shy soft streamer who does more art streams or something akin to a podcast, you can bet that Lucifer will be putting you on while he works, he kinda knows your streaming schedule at this point and if you were running late, he'd force one of his brothers to take over your dish washing duties or any chores you were stuck with

If you were the loud obnoxious meme type, hed still try to watch out of curiosity, and as much as he appreciates that you were getting comfortable here in Devildom with how you laugh and joke around, he still can't approve of it. Its too loud, its much like his brothers energy and he has enough of that already, so he probably doesn't watch as much.

He has countlessly came to your room to shush you and at this point your fans had made a compilation of each time Lucifer had barged in to tell you off

Look he likes it when you scream, but not when hes in the middle of work okay--

At this point, chat has deemed Lucifer as dad and you as their mom/dad.

If he ever catches wind of this he'd definitely be teasing you in private for centuries to come.

Overall fine with it, as long as don't do something stupid on stream.

* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Mammon*

{How did he know about your career?}

I would say he found out by him crashing into your streams midway but that's too predictable, hence why you've Mammon-proofed your bedroom during streaming hours!

Thanks to our wizard daddy, you have managed to cast a simple lock spell on your door and as well as a sound proofing

You love your broke idiot, but you did wanna keep the tone of your stream today a bit more chill, you wanted to have a proper Q&A with your fans to hopefully clear any bad vibes around your 3 month disappearance.

When Mammon has learnt your door was locked he definitely was a bit pissy, he knocked on your door loudly even and was calling out for you to let him in, but to no avail.

Bro he's scared.

He usually was allowed to enter, and you usually answered if you did need to be left alone for a bit, so just leaving him hanging got his mind racing and he had to press up his ear on the wooden door to try and hear if you were okay

When this continues on he finally resorts to getting help, but the only one in the house ws Levi, so he kicks down HIS door.

Levi boutta summon Lotan for interrupting him honestly

But as Mammon exclaim you weren't answering and he worried for your wellbeing, Levi rolls his eyes and scoffs,

"Idiot Mammon, they're streaming don't bother them…"

Streaming? why didn't you tell him???

Rude much.

He did huff and now was forcing his way to use Levi's PC for a moment

Can Levi stop him?

Nah.

He was busy on his console, and if he stood up now hed be breaking his world record so he was at a terrible state so he just resorts to threats of him drowning the Avatar of Greed if he does anything stupid on his PC.

He immediately logs in to your streaming platform and he watches for a bit,

You were more dolled up now just to look decent on stream, and he felt this jealousy rise as you interact with your chat, especially to those saying I love you's and stuff, and you even said it back? the audacity! You were his werent you? Were you replacing him with these nobodies?

He huffs as he realized that those who paid got their message highlighted, and thus, he starts donating. (Mind you this was Levi's account...)

"Mcccccc Open the dooorrr"

"Ill behave i promiseeeee"

"Cmon pleaseeee?"

Chat is c o n f u s i o n

NGL, they thought Mammon was a creepy stalker and red flags were being waved everywhere

but as chat was pondering who the hell he was, you can only sigh and look at the camera with that unamused expression, but ugh! you just KNOW hes doing that kicked puppy expression of his, and maybe it really wont be so bad

So you snap your fingers and say, "Okay MonMon, its open, Im giving you 3 seconds"

Mammon wasnt deemed to be the fastest out of his brothers for nothing

As soon as you got to '2', you were already tackled by the white haired male and chat went wild.

Now that you've shown your life in Devildom, maybe its time to introduce chat to your boyfriend no?

{How does he feel about your streams?}

You get paid to sit infront of a camera, do I have to say anything else?

But really though, as much as he enjoys the thought of getting so much cash from something so simple, he prefers the joy of being able to proudly exclaim that he was your first man!

ohhhh he thrives on the salt of your overly attached stans

but for those who fully support you, he always feels so mushy and shy when they say the ship you guys so hard

The fanarts has him WEAK (he may or may not have saved a few)

You usually do streams alone, but now you've allowed the door to be left open to let Mammon join whenever

Chat pogs when he enters with so much confidence, only for it to crumble when you kiss his cheek on stream.

Overall finds it fun to spend time with you, but just dont play scary games cause Lucifer might hang him upside down on stream.

* ▘▂▝ Leviathan*

{How did he know about your career?}

He is honestly the most attached to his D.D.D and he catches wind of almost anything going down in the internet, so your 'revival' being hyped up was something he definitely saw and he was just s wo o o ned

His Henry 2.0? a famous streamer?

Were you truly a blessing gifted upon him or was he dreaming?

He definitely didn't bring it up at first as he didn't wanna make it a big deal, but you notice hes been more in his head lately, and you have tried asking him what it was but to no avail.

You have to corner this little snake if you want answers and he eventually admits that he knew of your persona online and was incredibly shy to ask you to stream with him

He's a streamer himself afterall but maybe he doesnt stream as much as you do nor does he have as large of a following, so his intrusive thoughts attacked him and made him think that maybe since he wasnt as famous he didnt deserve to be in the same stream as you

Please tell him to join you and gib him kiss U3U

He'll absolutely m e l t

But now, as you make the announcement to your viewers and Levi to his, the internet explodes as a special collab stream was hapening between the expert gamer and avatar of envy of Devildom along with the beloved exchange student and streamer of the human realm

Your usual viewers reach between 10-15k, but as you start stream, that number boosts higher and beyond

Before streaming though, Levi was incredibly nervous, he'd picked the games for you to play that he knew you would enjoy with him, but his mind kept racing about whatthe fans thought, he didnt wanna disappoint them

But you had to remind him that whatever they say will not matter in the end as this was merely for fun, this was YOUR stream and you guys were gonna do what you want and nobody can have a say on it. (Maybe except Lucifer)

You usually talk for him with your bubbly personality, and to calm his nerves, he hs your pinky wraped around his where the camera can't see it.

Regardless, his thoughts subsided as you two delve into your stream that lasted a solid 7 hours, you definitely promised your chat that you and Levi will be doing more streams together from now on.

Once the cameras cut and yall are left alone, Both of you collapse on bed, and despite you being asleep already, Levi was just far too giddy as everything dwells on him.

Having a player 2 by his side now had never felt so intoxicating and he as just so lucky to have you.

{How does he feel about your streams?}

He obviously adores it, although some streams he wouldnt join just so he can play games on his own

He's still an introvert afterall, he needs his alone time

But he prefers that alone time with you, his Henry.

So when youre about to go stream, he kinda becomes a bit pouty, but with a simple promise of kisses (and maybe even more if youd like) he would let you go, but his attention would disappear from his game altogether.

He might just end up watching you instead

May or may not, at some point, just chat you and ask if its too late to join you

You do allow him to join you and play from the comforts of his room as both of you can simply play via internet, you give him the comfort to not turn on his mic or webcam either and you have no idea how he appreciates that.

Will definitely fight someone online when they start claiming you as theirs (-cough- stans) Please make sure it doesnt escalate to him summoning Lotan

Although the comments would often get to him, and as much as he can fight them online, he still does find himself pondering if they were true, so you need to give him a lotta lovin and reminder that he is your player 1 and no one else can ever fill that place.

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Wow 3 brothers this time, what an improvement, anyways hope yall enjoy! I think its pretty clear who I simp for depending o nthe length of each lol, but do let me know if you guys want a part 2 for the rest of the brothers, or even the undateables!

[anotherlifefic]

Chapter 22: To Those who are lost

One day, a letter from the castle was brought to us. I was just done changing Gareth's diapers when Link came into the bedroom carrying the fancy envelope. He grinned. „This is an invitation to Zelda's coronation. I guess the ministers now finally acknowledge her leadership skill.“ I lifted Gareth into my arms. „This is wonderful news!“ From what Link had told me, Zelda had been handling a lot of the government affairs after her father's sudden death, but the ministers at the castle had insisted she prove herself 'mature enough' to be crowned queen. Which I firmly believed was just an excuse to let these ministers keep that extra bit of power they got after the death of the king as long as possible. After all, Zelda had proven herself to be a just and reliable leader during the past ten years. „So, when is the coronation?“, I asked. „In two months. But before that, Zelda planned a candlelit vigil for those who lost their lives in the war.“ Link scratched the back of his head. „She says that despite our victory, it's still very important to remember the losses we suffered. To make sure the families of the fallen know that their pain is not being ignored. The vigil is supposed to be a week from now.“ I nodded. „Okay then.“

A week later, right after sunset, the people of Hyrule City gathered in the streets and on the marketplace, lit candles in their hands, to pay tribute to the fallen soldiers. I stood with Link close to the road that led to the castle, our candles illuminating our faces. I carried Gareth in a woven wrap on my back, so I would have both hands free for my candle. It was fascinating to see how thousands of candles enveloped the city in a soft, orange glow. Fascinating... and sad. Nobody spoke, until a single voice began to sing an old lament, one that had been written for the victims of wars past, to ask the Goddesses to let their souls rest in peace. The song spread from mouth to mouth, until everyone in the marketplace was singing; some with broken voices as tears streamed down their faces, others powerful as if they were focussing all of their feelings into every note. A procession of guards marched past us. In the middle of them walked Princess Zelda, also holding a candle and beginning to sing along. As the last word of the song faded into the night, the city grew quiet except for the soft crying of the bereaved. The people bowed before the Princess, and as they did so, Zelda raised her voice: „Dear citizens of Hyrule. The past months were dark ones, and many of you lost people close to you. And while victory was ours to claim, we mustn't forget about the brave souls that sacrificed themselves to protect all of us. Neither should we forget their families. Let this be a reminder that it is our unity that gave us the power to win, and it shall be our unity that helps mend the wounds left behind. So, in memory of the fallen, there will be a memorial erected here on the marketplace.“ The people began to whisper among each other as the Princess returned to the castle, accompanied by her guards.

Link and I returned home after that. He took Gareth out of the wrap so I could take it off, and sat down at the table with him. It had become his habit to hold Gareth whenever he wasn't feeling well emotionally. And our son didn't seem to mind; he slept peacefully in his father's arms. „Zelda is nervous“, Link told me after a while. „She didn't seem nervous to me.“ „That's because you haven't known her for as long as I do.“ He got up, pacing through the kitchen with Gareth still in his arms. „I must ask her what has her so troubled. She tends to have premonitions whenever something bad is about to happen, and she has never been wrong thus far. If this isn't the end, I would like to know.“ His voice had gotten louder and louder, causing Gareth to wake up and cry. „Link, give him to me, please“, I asked him firmly, stretching out my arms to take the baby. There was an unsettling glint in my husband's eyes. As if my voice snapped him out of it, he looked at the crying Gareth, then handed him to me. I cradled our son until he stopped crying. Link sat down again, burying his head ins his hands. „When will it end?“ I reached over to gently touch his shoulder. „I don't know.“ „Of course you don't“, he mumbled into his hands. „You're not involved in any of this. Zelda is the only one who could...“ Maybe I was still just being overly sensitive. Or I just misunderstood him. But my heart ached as he said that, as if he had confirmed my fear of just being an intruder. „I see“, I said, standing up. „I will be upstairs, if you need me.“ I was fully aware that this reaction was uncalled for at best and absolutely juveline at worst. But I needed some time for myself.

When Link came up to our room that night, he did not speak to me. For a moment, he just stood in the doorframe, watching me feed Gareth. Then he just walked over to his side of the bed, slid out of his boots and tunic, and crawled under the covers. Once Gareth was taken care of, I blew out the candle and also laid down. And while the bed was narrow enough that I could still feel Link's warmth next to me, I couldn't help but think that I had never felt so far away from him.

When I awoke in the morning, Link wasn't in bed anymore. A note on the kitchen table told me that he had gone to the castle to talk to Zelda. I tried not to think too hard about that. And to distract myself, I took Gareth in my arms and decided to take a walk around town. I took the street away from the marketplace, to the eastern part of the city. And as I weaved through the people on their way to the market, a single building caught my eye. It had two crossed cutlasses etched into the wood above the door, and written on these cutlasses were the words „Ashanti's Fighting School“. I hesitantly stepped closer and looked through one of the round windows. I could see a big hall, in which a group of people, men as well as women, were training. They were being instructed by a tall Gerudo, presumably Ashanti. I knew that the Gerudo were no longer banished to the desert. They were free to come to Hyrule and even settle down here if they liked. But they were still a rare sight, as there were still a lot of hostility towards them. The lesson ended, and the people filed out of the building. Some of the women carried their children with them. As all of the students had left, Ashanti herself came out. She smiled when she saw me. „Hello there. Is there anything I can help you with?“ „Uhm... I was just curious. This is the first time I see this place. Are you Ashanti?“ „The one and only“, she replied. Are you interested in learning the art of combat?“ Her eyes wandered to Gareth. „We have accommodations for mothers with young children, too, so that would be no problem.“ I looked at my son, then at Ashanti. I remembered the helplessness I had felt during the war. And the anger I had felt the previous evening. And then I nodded. „Yes. I'd love to.“

After discussing the details with Ashanti, I decided to go to the marketplace. It was a lovely day, after all, so why not enjoy it outside? As I was sitting down at the fountain, I heard the distinct sound of a wagon approaching. I looked up and sure enough, the already familiar wagon of LonLon Ranch approached. And in the coachman's seat sat Malon. I jumped up and waved. „Malon!“ All I could think of at that moment was that she was alive. She was here. She stopped the wagon as she recognized me. When she got up, I could see the bulge of her belly. So I had been right. We hugged as soon as she had climbed down. „Rebecca! It's been far too long. How have you been?“ Then she saw Gareth. „Oh! Is that your baby? Boy or girl?“ „Boy. His name is Gareth“, I replied with a wide grin. „I see that it won't take long for him to have a playmate.“ Malon looked down on herself and grinned. „Yes. Matthias and I want to get married before the birth, so I'm not only here to deliver milk to the castle, but also to do some shopping for the wedding.“ She lowered her voice. „How is Link?“ I sighed. „We... are having a bit of relationship trouble. Nothing major, and I'm sure it will be resolved soon. But still.“ „Do you want me to talk to him?“, Malon asked, making it perfectly clear that it probably wouldn't be a pleasant conversation. „No. This is something we have to solve among us.“ I kissed her cheek. „But thank you for offering.“ She still looked worried. „Okay then. I have to get to the castle now. But if you're still at the marketplace when I come back, would you mind helping me with the shopping?“ „Of course“, I told her.

I only had to return home for a short while to change and feed Gareth. Then I returned to the marketplace. Malon came back a few hours later, her wagon now empty. She stopped it and climbed down again, meeting me halfway. „So, any suggestions?“ I pointed to one of the stands. „I bought the fabric for my wedding dress from that one.“ I looked her over. „Hey, how about I sew your wedding dress? You'd just have to come to my house so I can take your measurements.“ She smiled. „You would? Oh thank you, Rebecca.“ Then she lowered her head. „I always wanted to wear my mother's wedding dress. But it wouldn't fit over my belly.“ I placed my arm around her shoulders. „Well, I will make one that will fit you. Come on!“

We bought the fabric and ordered flowers and food for the wedding, which would also take place at the ranch. After we were done, we retreated to the house, where I got out my tailor tape. „Stay still!“, I tried to order Malon, but I couldn't stop myself from giggling as she squirmed under my hands. How could I have forgotten how ticklish she was? „Malon!“ Again, my voice lacked any kind of power. We both just giggled like schoolgirls. Still, I somehow managed to take the measurements I needed, and when I was done, Malon sat down on the bed with me. „May I hold Gareth?“, she asked. I handed him to her, and she cooed at him. „Oh, such a lovely little boy! I'm sure your mommy and daddy are very happy that you're here!“

While Malon and I were talking, I heard the door downstairs open and shut again, then steps on the stairs. A few seconds later, Link entered the room. „Hello, fairyboy“, Malon said with a smile. „Hello, Malon. Nice to see you again.“ Awkward silence. „Aren't you going to greet your wife?“, she inquired, one eyebrow raised. Link looked at me with an unreadable expression. „Hi Rebecca.“ „Hello“, I replied plainly. I did not know whether to feel enraged or saddened. But I did my best to stay calm. There was no use in escalating the situation. But I also wanted to talk to him. Desperately so. To just hear his voice again, the way it sounded before this stupid argument happened. To have him hug me and kiss me again. Malon hugged me. „I have to get going. Do you have all of the measurements you need?“ „I do. Don't worry, I'll get started first thing tomorrow.“ She kissed my cheek. „Thank you, Rebecca. You're the best.“

After Malon left, Link turned to me, one eyebrow raised. „Now what was that all about?“ „Malon is going to get married soon. I offered to sew the wedding dress for her.“ I placed Gareth back in the cradle. „So, how was your visit at the castle?“ „Zelda wouldn't tell me anything yet. But I'm sure she will when the time comes.“ He sat down on the bed, running his hand through his hair. „Hey, Rebecca? Can I ask you something?“ „Ask away.“ „Why are you so angry?“, he looked up. „What did I do?“ I flinched. „I... you didn't do anything, Link. It was my fault, I just flew off the handle over something I just imagined.“ „Well.. yesterday, when you talked about Zelda, there was always this thought in the back of my head that said 'Yes, Zelda would understand him'. And once that thought had formed, I started to obsess over it. 'Zelda would be a better wife to him' and 'Zelda would take better care of him' and 'If he could have had Zelda, he wouldn't even have looked at me', and... and...“ I choked on my own words as tears streamed down my face. „I do not know what happened.“ „You've given birth two weeks ago and you've been under far too much stress the entire time“, Link said firmly. „That's what happened.“ He hugged me, and I sobbed into the fabric of his tunic. „I didn't speak to you yesterday because I thought you needed some space. But it seems that was the opposite of what you needed.“ „I didn't know what I needed“, I whispered in between hiccups. „And that's why it's important that we talk to each other“, he said, kissing my forehead. „So we can find out together.“ I took a deep breath to calm down, feeling tired all of a sudden. Link let himself fall backwards, pulling me along with him, so we were both laying on the bed now. „Come, let's get some sleep. I'll be at home all day tomorrow. We can do the household chores together. And then we could introduce Gareth to Epona and Glory. What do you think?“ „Sounds nice“, I mumbled, already half asleep.