#and i definitely could've done a BETTER job today. augh

[ratthumbsup]

in many ways starting a new job is the it's so over/we're so back meme.

[transingthoseformers]

Hello, saw your tags on the Orion (the flexy bot) ask:

-the kink in question is partially inspired by The Pleasure Box by GemmaRose on AO3 (but if you do recall that rodimus fic I would like to read it). Closest description I can give you is 'concealed glory hole in public view'.

-I write this off as this is an inherent thing Orion always had so going through the frame upgrade changes nothing about his joint flexibility. In fact, it could be even more impressive that a bigger bulkier bot can do some of the weirdly flexible stuff. (How else is Prime supposed to win over some subordinates??)

-100% Orion found a holo for inspiration :)

-This was intentional, I had a tiny goal to write in possible nsfw occurrences from the existing movie lines.

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Oh and here's a small follow-up:

It's washrack time for dear Orion, D-16 thinks. The box is opened and out comes no-longer-boxed contortionist with a considerable mess in his nether regions. Today's round of public use has his fellow miner pretty full of transfluid as evident by the bulge at his lower torso.

D-16 wasn't there to witness but he did hear of a rather big deal of mistreatment by a certain enforcer in the earlier group, only this one was enough to piss off the more passive miners. They probably must have gone extra hard on Orion afterwards due to that.

Orion is still online but not really in a state of processor clarity, a dazed look decorates his faceplates. D-16 nabs a sitting stool for his friend and gets to work flushing him with cool solvent first. This is usually common practice and does tend to jolt Orion back quickly but D-16 feels Orion is due some … physical touch given the recent cycles.

D-16 does a fine job cleaning the faceplates & upper torso. The soft cloth in his subspace has come in handy for such an occasion, better than just hosing down with solvent. Orion might not be 100% verbal right now, but D-16 can feel his companion leaning into the soft strokes across his frame. D-16 might almost call him a cyber-kitten with the gentle purrs Orion emits.

Right now, the next goal is pushing out that excess transfluid. As the cloth reaches Orion's pelvis, D-16 feels a stronger grab from said bot. Poor thing is trembling at every glide of the cloth, faceplates are buried into his chest. Such a sensitive miner, D-16 thinks.

With some vocal encouragement near Orion's audials, D-16 pats the soft cloth across Orion's pelvis. Orion is grasping onto D's shoulders, following D's request that the legs stay apart. A good one-two-press and a fair dripping of transfluid comes out the valve exit. D-16 plants a smooch onto Orion's helm, telling what a good job he's done.

Primus, I could watch him do that again, D-16 thinks to himself.

The remainder of their time is D-16 running that fluffy cloth across Orion's legs, all whilst planting several soft kisses and several more soft praises for Orion's audials only.

Orion eventually gets out of the processor haze and thanks D-16 for his impeccable handling. The box is taken away for another surprise appearance some other cycle~

Have a good one! -R

Okay upon looking up that fic, it wasn't Rodimus it was definitely tfa Optimus (close enough though)

(probably) (idk there might be a Roddie focused one out there)

I could've sworn there was a specific name for the box thing because I could've sworn I've seen it a few times

Okay interesting interesting

That makes me think about Orion and D-16 seeing things in holos and trying them out together (sometimes they have fun, sometimes it turns out to be an absolute no, sometimes it's somewhere in between) and I got the warm and fuzzies; I love these two

AND OH GOD THE SNIPPET JUST 💖✨💫💖✨💫💖✨💫💖✨💫

AUGH

These twoooo

They care about each other so much and have fun together and apart

He loves him he loves him so much😭😭😭😭