#and i can already tell they're ripping off the lenneth/platina plot from vp:l w/ the protagonist
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the cast of valkyrie elysium would make for a very fun dating sim tbh
>a big, strong warrior man
>a femboy
>a lady knight with a big ass sword
>a slightly neurotic witch
>an evil dude who is pulling the strings (.........i could fix him)
>a hot "we're not so different, you and i" anti-thesis to the protagonist
>a big, tragic, evil wolf lady (...........i could fix her also)
>and armand, for people who consider cullen to be the best dragon age romance
#valkyrie elysium#4.txt#this is an anti-armand space tbh#nothing against him in particular he's just so fucking BORING#and i can already tell they're ripping off the lenneth/platina plot from vp:l w/ the protagonist#stay away u bland son of a bitch#in this house valkyrie gets railed by the big warrior man
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