#and how he's partially responsible 4 sun myung moon himself crowning himself in the us senate | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jacksprostate · 9 months ago

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believe it or not but cult leaders are actually a keystone species! they provide food and habitat for many other animals, including a lot you wouldn't expect, like us congressmen! in fact, the very way they change the social and legal landscape creates opportunity for the evolution of new, specialized species like the After Project Mayhem: Moving on from Tyler Durden support group leader :)

#fight club #youd think the us congressmen thing would be me joking or speculating abt how far tyler could reach #but actually its a reference to mark boitano's high level moonie status #and how he's partially responsible 4 sun myung moon himself crowning himself in the us senate #. god every time i remember that + how obviously buried that information is when you try to search for it i feel a bit insane #nevermind that he shot someone 4 the moonies when he was younger #this is just the surface of one politician #this is why i dont even pretend to fuck with federal #wow. off topic

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