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canisalbus · 9 months ago

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If Machete had a real fever and hallucinated an angel who explained germ theory to him, do you think he would take that well? Would he retain any of that?

He'd be absolutely horrified in the dream and Concerned upon waking up, and I think that uneasiness would probably last for a day or two. But realistically he'd know it was a dream and eventually rationality would win. Besides, if he tried to talk about such an incomprehensible, outlandish concept with anyone, surely they would think he had finally lost it.

#even without knowledge about bacteria he's very neat and tidy #partly because he's easily bothered and grossed out by various sensations and that results in pursuit of constant cleanliness #and his white fur stains easily and starts to get grimy and yellowed if he doesn't bathe often enough #he knows he's not particularly pretty by dog standards but he wants to look his best at least #answered #uselessdictionary

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