#and hey i'm the all powerful creation goddess who can do whatever I want
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nebulousfishgills · 4 months ago
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Reading Emily's saga from HTM to Necrosis (plus Instinct and finishing with Shades of Blue) to @bowersbubbles has been a very rewarding experience, getting real time feedback while I make her laugh, lose her shit, and cry while I swallow mucus by the mouthful since my nose has Issues.
Apologies to my much beloved roommate for having to vaguely hear me reading out loud into the 1 or even 2 AM.
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tsuki-sennin · 1 year ago
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Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre, Senor, senors car avec les soldats Oui, les Toreros, peuvent s'entendre; Pour plaisirs, pour plaisirs, Ils ont les combats! Le cirque est plein, c'est jour de fete! Le cirque est plein du haut en bas; Les spectateurs, perdant la tete, Les spectateurs s'interpellent a grand fracas! Apostrophes, cris et tapage Pousses jusques a la fureur! Car c'est la fete du courage! C'est la fete des gens de co Allons! en garde! Allons! Allons! ah!
Today, a bull rages through the China shop that is our collective hearts and minds. Kamen Rider Buffa stands alone against the wicked witch Beroba. Two cows enter, one cow leaves. Best moooooooove it to your seats if you wanna catch the action this week. Haha~! Ohhhhhh, I'm sorry.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Geats is bleached like he's the Man of the Beginning. Throw him in the wash with a red sock and he'll turn pink!
-Good morning, Tsumuri-neechan!
-The God of Creation.
-Chained to the game, like his mother before him.
-Yeah you're gettin' it now, Keiwa.
-The squad're all posing together <3333
-Well! We did it!
-...huh, the Gang Riders were still a thing? I think I legitimately forgot about them being in last episode.
-"BOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS GAME SUCKS!"
-Did Jitto just call them "vips"?
-"Whatever, I've got a better idea."
-This must be our Azu for the season.
-Kuromuri, I'll call her for now.
-Or as the transliteration may call her, "Kromer".
-Goddess of Destruction.
-"This will be the greatest fucking moment of reality TV of all time. The Desire Grand Prix's Bad End Game!"
-"Rise, my son. We must battle."
-Oh hey there, Daichi.
-Yeah, you did that.
-"Man Daichi-kun, this was peak character writing right here~! I really liked how you made Keiwa-kun shit himself in anger by saying her memories amounted to nothing, that was sick."
-"Get lost! This is my tree!"
-Y'know I just realized that the people who watch the DGP don't really want anything substantial out of it. Niram-P wanted to make cool superhero stories out of real people, Archimedel wanted to make his children grow up big and strong, Daichi wanted to use, even the DGP executives have actual goals in mind (those obviously being profit and subjugation).
-Beroba, Kekera, everybody who ever sunk all their free time into this farce, they're all just doing it because they're bored. Is the future really that sad and miserable that banging hot alien chicks and curbing robot uprisings doesn't excite these yuppies?
-OH
-Daichi's dead!
-Oh, never mind.
-Thanks?
-Ohhhh!
-That's our Buffa! Keeping up despite the vast power difference.
-Awkward silence.
-Berdly's got nothin' for you, Michinaga.
-"A world-ending tree. Like Exdeath, or the Saigyou Ayakashi!"
-"Get the tree back, and I'll save her."
-They bought the Battle Pass.
-"Tycoon's my problem. Right now, this guy's yours."
-All that weight must be crashing down upon our boy Michinaga.
-"Tycoon, my son. Please, help shoulder that burden."
-Whose faith in man endures despite their sins...
-"Hey, at least we're actually doing shit, y'know?"
-"Hi, Micchi~! My oshi~! Guess who's gonna write fanfics about you getting your organs surgically removed while you're still conscious~?
-"Laser Raise Riser~!"
-Ohhhhhh! There she is. Breaking Mammoth Rosé.
-...God, I can only imagine what sort of horrifying scenarios Beroba'd inflict on a Buffa figure.
-Berobaba.
-Oh, the gun scales with Beroba. That's something I haven't noticed before. Though uh, I guess I couldn't have, but-
-Let's goooooo! Fuck 'em up, Michinaga!
-Zombie Strike!
-OH
-OKAY
-Buffa's Jyamashin powers just kicked in.
-I'm afraid you've lost, Beroba-san.
-Beroba, one of what seems to be endless sadists who indulged the DGP for so long, lies dying on the ground.
-Ayaka-san, you are a fantastic actress.
-Kazuto-san too, this scene is legitimately fantastic considering it came just after an angry construction worker just went Super Saiyan against a giant pink robot.
-Deleted Beroba.
-"For now on, Buffa's a Rider of Hope."
-"Oh, an old fossil?"
-Kekera Set!
-Keiwa with the save!
-"My ribs are poking into my kidneys and I think my arm is completely shattered. I'm sorry, Tycoon..."
-"Keiwaaaaa... that's not what I told you to be, Tycoon!"
-PLEB
-"Alright, stop yelling. Here's the serum."
-Sara-neesan is alive!
-"Keiwa, my spleen. I still need that..."
-Godhood is a curse, it seems.
-Ohhhhhh, that's a Game Master form.
-That's no doubt Jitto's. I wonder what kinda name he's saddled with?
-Alright, tune in next time~!
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