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#and hey i'm the all powerful creation goddess who can do whatever I want
nebulousfishgills · 1 month
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Reading Emily's saga from HTM to Necrosis (plus Instinct and finishing with Shades of Blue) to @bowersbubbles has been a very rewarding experience, getting real time feedback while I make her laugh, lose her shit, and cry while I swallow mucus by the mouthful since my nose has Issues.
Apologies to my much beloved roommate for having to vaguely hear me reading out loud into the 1 or even 2 AM.
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tsuki-sennin · 1 year
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Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre, Senor, senors car avec les soldats Oui, les Toreros, peuvent s'entendre; Pour plaisirs, pour plaisirs, Ils ont les combats! Le cirque est plein, c'est jour de fete! Le cirque est plein du haut en bas; Les spectateurs, perdant la tete, Les spectateurs s'interpellent a grand fracas! Apostrophes, cris et tapage Pousses jusques a la fureur! Car c'est la fete du courage! C'est la fete des gens de co Allons! en garde! Allons! Allons! ah!
Today, a bull rages through the China shop that is our collective hearts and minds. Kamen Rider Buffa stands alone against the wicked witch Beroba. Two cows enter, one cow leaves. Best moooooooove it to your seats if you wanna catch the action this week. Haha~! Ohhhhhh, I'm sorry.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Geats is bleached like he's the Man of the Beginning. Throw him in the wash with a red sock and he'll turn pink!
-Good morning, Tsumuri-neechan!
-The God of Creation.
-Chained to the game, like his mother before him.
-Yeah you're gettin' it now, Keiwa.
-The squad're all posing together <3333
-Well! We did it!
-...huh, the Gang Riders were still a thing? I think I legitimately forgot about them being in last episode.
-"BOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS GAME SUCKS!"
-Did Jitto just call them "vips"?
-"Whatever, I've got a better idea."
-This must be our Azu for the season.
-Kuromuri, I'll call her for now.
-Or as the transliteration may call her, "Kromer".
-Goddess of Destruction.
-"This will be the greatest fucking moment of reality TV of all time. The Desire Grand Prix's Bad End Game!"
-"Rise, my son. We must battle."
-Oh hey there, Daichi.
-Yeah, you did that.
-"Man Daichi-kun, this was peak character writing right here~! I really liked how you made Keiwa-kun shit himself in anger by saying her memories amounted to nothing, that was sick."
-"Get lost! This is my tree!"
-Y'know I just realized that the people who watch the DGP don't really want anything substantial out of it. Niram-P wanted to make cool superhero stories out of real people, Archimedel wanted to make his children grow up big and strong, Daichi wanted to use, even the DGP executives have actual goals in mind (those obviously being profit and subjugation).
-Beroba, Kekera, everybody who ever sunk all their free time into this farce, they're all just doing it because they're bored. Is the future really that sad and miserable that banging hot alien chicks and curbing robot uprisings doesn't excite these yuppies?
-OH
-Daichi's dead!
-Oh, never mind.
-Thanks?
-Ohhhh!
-That's our Buffa! Keeping up despite the vast power difference.
-Awkward silence.
-Berdly's got nothin' for you, Michinaga.
-"A world-ending tree. Like Exdeath, or the Saigyou Ayakashi!"
-"Get the tree back, and I'll save her."
-They bought the Battle Pass.
-"Tycoon's my problem. Right now, this guy's yours."
-All that weight must be crashing down upon our boy Michinaga.
-"Tycoon, my son. Please, help shoulder that burden."
-Whose faith in man endures despite their sins...
-"Hey, at least we're actually doing shit, y'know?"
-"Hi, Micchi~! My oshi~! Guess who's gonna write fanfics about you getting your organs surgically removed while you're still conscious~?
-"Laser Raise Riser~!"
-Ohhhhhh! There she is. Breaking Mammoth Rosé.
-...God, I can only imagine what sort of horrifying scenarios Beroba'd inflict on a Buffa figure.
-Berobaba.
-Oh, the gun scales with Beroba. That's something I haven't noticed before. Though uh, I guess I couldn't have, but-
-Let's goooooo! Fuck 'em up, Michinaga!
-Zombie Strike!
-OH
-OKAY
-Buffa's Jyamashin powers just kicked in.
-I'm afraid you've lost, Beroba-san.
-Beroba, one of what seems to be endless sadists who indulged the DGP for so long, lies dying on the ground.
-Ayaka-san, you are a fantastic actress.
-Kazuto-san too, this scene is legitimately fantastic considering it came just after an angry construction worker just went Super Saiyan against a giant pink robot.
-Deleted Beroba.
-"For now on, Buffa's a Rider of Hope."
-"Oh, an old fossil?"
-Kekera Set!
-Keiwa with the save!
-"My ribs are poking into my kidneys and I think my arm is completely shattered. I'm sorry, Tycoon..."
-"Keiwaaaaa... that's not what I told you to be, Tycoon!"
-PLEB
-"Alright, stop yelling. Here's the serum."
-Sara-neesan is alive!
-"Keiwa, my spleen. I still need that..."
-Godhood is a curse, it seems.
-Ohhhhhh, that's a Game Master form.
-That's no doubt Jitto's. I wonder what kinda name he's saddled with?
-Alright, tune in next time~!
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thedrag0nking · 3 years
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The three are well relaxed in their new shrine while they decided of a plan to fight against the corruption that threatens the now alive gensokyo. Koishi places a map on the table as they sat on the floor.
" So here's the ideal we're going to explore Gensokyo and help our people in need, Toyohime is still out there and so are the lunarians. We know where they are, but not Toyohime. "
" And we have to unite humans and the yokai alike to stand together to face the threat that'll destroy our home again. Not just Gensokyo but the other place, everyone... "
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" My sister will kill us all, that won't happen. She'll die by my hands not yours. I've ruined your lives and I want nothing more than to kill that traitor... "
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" Whatever she's planning must be pretty fucking big. Oh I'm gonna enjoy the amount of corpses I can carry! "
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" Yorihime. This is my fault. I know you're trying your very best to redeem yourself but know that this is bigger than revenge an- "
Interrupted they had hear screaming coming from outside of their shrine as they turned to the direction in the front door. Someone is in dire need of help and Koishi with the black blade manifested in her hands run out of the front door.
" WHAT THE HELL...?! "
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" Ohoho, this is gonna be good ! "
With her claws ready to assist her mistress when the timing is right she peaked from the door as Koishi heads outside.
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Heading outside of the shrine Koishi saw a man with grey skin, darkened eyes, wearing a reddish brown cloak running away from a group of oni who're about to kill him. The No One's Rose steps in and stops them before the man is killed.
" HEY ! "
Koishi called out the group of oni who turned around to face the No One's Rose as they do know that this woman is the black dragon of gensokyo standing before them. They began to ready their weapons trying to attack the old woman and kill her and the poor stranger whom got in the middle of this.
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Koishi gripped tightly onto the black odachi blade ss her green emerald eyes turned to a divine purple as she emits such powerful energy from within her body, floating into the air and said the fabled words.
" イザナミの息吹 ! ! ! "
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The old raised her blade into the air as all the oni around her burst into flames, scorching their flesh and skin as they roared into the dark red night sky then behind her is a large gap thay opened behind her, unleashing a barrage of beams down upon them finally killing them all in the process. What Koishi just did was activate the great spell of the Ronin, gifted by the dragon god himself as one of his gifts he gave in her dream. The breath of izanami is a powerful spell use by the most skilled of the ronin as a means to support allies while decimating the enemy to a sunder gifted and forged by the goddess of creation izanami herself. This ability itself is a more enhanced variation of the Izanami's breath reforged and repurposed made by her image now one with all forms of boundaries just as the sage has intended.
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Yorihime, Yukari, and Orin are shocked by the scene that had unfolded, including the odd stranger who sat up sweating bullets as he now realized that the person who had just saved him just now is the black dragon of gensokyo. She has return to finally bring back the peace that was taken away by the lunar capital menace.
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