#and her cutting her bodice really low and saying 'heeeeellooooo *sailor*' when she greets him much to his increasing delight

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in an ideal world, Marina's comment about how Colin sees Penelope the same way he sees Hyacinth would NOT result in her going scorched earth 'sisterhood? what sisterhood? imma ruin your life' about it but instead have Pen go 'bet?' and do her whole viva glam makeover early after reading the 1800's version of Cosmo's '10 ways to become irresistible to a man' and in a hilarious rom com turn of events her swaglessness and negative rizz from following bad advice is so charmingly enticing to Colin that he and Marina break off their engagement amicably and Pen and Colin spend the next 3 seasons cooking up all that Horny in the background scenes whilst Marina goes off to marry a rich and attractive bachelor who makes her laugh and has no problem with raising a baby that ain't his because he needs an heir but got kicked in the nuts by a horse as a teenager but they love each other and people know they're not his babies but who cares they throw the BEST parties and what i mean by all of this is that bridgerton should have hired me