#and he's P*SSED.. your kid gets home that weekend and he's so depressed u have to have an entire second thanksgiving to make up for it

[theloveinc]

kiri has nightmares about his kids not thinking he’s cool anymore :(

but like.. his kids think u and him are the best things since sliced bread

:((( He's tossing and turning and sweating in bed next to you, and you think it must be something bad—memories of the last big villain he took down coming to torment, those weeks he spent in the hospital away from home, the fear of losing the peace he worked so hard to build...

But absolutely not. He wakes up teary-eyed talking about how he dreamt your kids had called him ugly and stupid, that they left home and didn't call you guys at least twice a week, that winter solstice was spent without them in your hearth...

and you're just like, "...baby our kids are two and four years old..." and he's dead SOBBING in your arms.

(And acting like the whole thing never happened that morning at breakfast when your kids are just as excited to see him AS ALWAYS.)