#and he has to explain hes not even middle aged yet and brings out stewjoni life expectancy charts

[ferretrade]

crackfic idea: obi-wan and anakin and ahsoka joke about how obi-wan is old all the time but cody doesn't really get how age works for most beings (esp in the gffa where there's a million different lifespans) so he takes it at face value and starts treating obi-wan like he's elderly. gives him supplements, talks about fall risks, the troopers start asking him what life was like when he was a kid

(also, cody: I'm gonna fuck that old man)