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thebirdandhersong · 2 years ago

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aight peace out y'all I have no energy left and I'm done the movie. So much for a restful experience after a long day. All I wanted was something fun to watch while folding laundry but apparently this was not the movie to watch for that. I should've just stuck with Rebels

#i kept going out of sheer rage and it is now half past two so i DO need to hit the hay xD #tomorrow i shall wake up and regret losing my temper so many times #but i take comfort i knowing that the level of vitriol expressed in these posts comes nowhere near kylo ren's level of RAAAAAAGE #i get scared quite easily irl even by sudden noises and movements but i think my body's stress reactions and impulses have adapted #to kylo ren's screams of fury. to the point where if a grown man were to kick up such a fuss in my face now i'd be as cool as a cucumber #contemptuous even #i was TERRIFIED of kylo for half the film and spent the other half so angry and indignant on behalf of the people he yelled at #i don't know if i can handle the last movie this one was unlike any viewing experience i've had in a while #i have been spoiled for many things so yes i know that there is Redemption yes i know there is Good Stuff i know there is Good in kylo #yes i know there's as much fluff pointless meandering and terrible lines in the next one as there was in this one #but life is short and this movie just took 2.5 hours out of my life so i Think Not #and i Know that y'all who watched tros and loved it (at least loved the ben/rey parts of it) love ben too #however i haven't the energy to endure another 2.5+ hour star wars movie without any of the original stuff's magic and wonder and fun #and the tlj kylo ren literally ticks all the boxes on my Men You Ought To Avoid At All Costs list #ticks 'em twice crosses out the lines and scribbles all over it in a sudden wild frenzy of fear apprehension and reproach #characterization is all over the place the plot is like riding a dollar store plastic toboggan down mt olympus backwards blindfolded #and handcuffed to a rabid horse's hind leg #tlj liveblog

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