#and even if someone is talking shit in russian or greek then i can't fucking understand it

[whirling-ghost]

I had top surgery two and a half years ago and I've only gone swimming a couple of times since, always in queer spaces. until this week. turns out all I need is a language barrier and some old men in speedos to feel less self conscious

[findteenpenpals]

I guess I can't put something inappropriate over here

Hey guys! I’m Danly (18) from the Netherlands looking for chill people to talk to (and hopefully a meet-up one day). I prefer the age rank of 18-21 :) http://stupidquestions-sarcasticanswer.tumblr.com/

Currently in a slum of life so yeah, penpals why not. Unfortunately I’m too poor to exchange snailmails so I hope online is okay for ya. Preferably Whatsapp though. Anyways, I guess imma start with a bit about myself or something. Or like, what about imma put random words/sentences and stuff about me because it’s hard to tell something about yourself her specifically, I’m kinda lazy aaaand I’m actually kinda busy (procrastinating) and I need to get back to my work asap whoops. Okay here we go:

Google streetview. When I can’t travel or when I’m dreaming I just call Google for help aka streetview which is an excellent occupation when you’re procrastinating or bored or like nostalgic and I mean VERY nostalgic or basically Wanderlust is at your highest

Lighning gazing. Stargazing is cute. Lightning (thunder) gazing is magnificent. The only time when I bless the Dutch shitty weather

Wikipedia. God it’s like a fk blackhole with endless articles. I love it.

Jazz. All I can say is that jazz is NOT dead.

Justin Trudeau. Aka MP on his way2steal yo gurl. God he’s so hot. Doesn’t mean I agree with all his political beliefs but well, everyone has flaws like Emma Watson and Panama papers. Just sayin. Man JT is such a daddy

Books. I guess having Goodreads explains everything. Book hoe for life.

Languages. Talking about hoes, yeah language slut over here. I’d reaaally love to chat with someone in French, Vietnamese or German to improve these languages! Also, I’m learning Spanish, Russian, Italian, Greek and Arabic. Yeah I know, this is quite hardcore. I’m even considering learning Chinese since China is seriously gonna be the new empire. I mean check their economy, I need to open a bank in China just in case when European banks fuck up. Last but not least about languages, I’ve got a thing for the British accent.(I guess that’s why I’ve always hung around with the British crowd but hey I’d love to talk to Americans to make fat jokes just kiddiiing) If I could choose an English accent I’d choose Australian, Scottish or South-African. Oh and I love learning foreign swear words

Mixtapes. This is serious business, you hear me? The playlist, the songs, everything even the title of the mix has to be perfect and has to be fit together.

Pineapples DOES GO on pizza.

I’ve got a thing for World War films. Boom boom boom pow splash tatata fuck you Hitler.

Drunk dance parties. I mostly just a cavewoman with her books and all though but I like parties from time to time. But yeah I need to think of my more introvertish personality lmao. Sometimes I’m kinda socially exhausted because fuck social skills and shit etc etc I’ve told that to a few friends and they were like wtf so yeah I don’t expect you to understand lol (or maybe they are more extrovert?)

That’s all guys. Thanks for reading….if you did :p I would appreciate it you don't get butt hurt easily (sorry, just being honest!) and bitch about lgbt or just respect people's opinion and stuff. I hope to hear from you soon!

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