#and especially do not then come out with a baby registry so expensive it must've been curated by a Beverly Hills influencer
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you move back in with your parents and within the month you've absorbed a tome's worth of decades-old family tea
#the way new drama stirs up old drama#pro-tip: if you have a shotgun wedding just tell everyone it is a shotgun wedding#they already know and any attempts at concealment will insult their intelligence#and especially do not then come out with a baby registry so expensive it must've been curated by a Beverly Hills influencer#it's almost comical how heated my mom gets about the whole thing#x
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