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greenerteacups · 3 months ago

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Have been actively resisting re-reading lionheart lately because my reading list is sooooo long and reading time is soooooo limited, so I was extremely excited to learn about M+G Readings! I’ve listened all yesterday evening while doing chores, and I keep finding myself going back to Hermione having to pretend Draco, Harry, and Ron are girls when discussing her friends with her family. I can’t help but wonder if she made up just really horrible feminine versions of their names to help keep her from slipping up??

On the same note, it has been so much fun to go back to book one just to see how much your babies have grown and matured! They were all such little shits (affectionately) except for our sweet harry, of course.

Hello! Yes! M+G's podfic is a superlative piece of fanwork and the talent involved is off the charts. As someone with zero experience in the field of audio mixing, the whole process reads like magic to me.

The elder Mrs. Granger (not to be confused with her daughter-in-law, Dr. Granger) is, of course, always delighted to hear about her granddaughter's various adventures with Harriet, Veronica, and Darcy.

#there's a fic in there somewhere about ol' nanna granger getting suspicious of how often 'darcy' comes up in conversation #and has this deep soul-searching arc where she talks to her husband like... well... we always knew that hermione...#wasn't...quite... like.... the other girls.......#and then after some Personal Growth Moments she sits down with hermione's parents and is like. i want you to know.#that jonathan and i love hermione unconditionally.#[drs. granger: uh. okay]#and we don't care if she's a homosexual.#[drs. granger: WHAT]#and then after an explosive conversation where they hammer out what's going on and also update some terminology #the drs. granger figure out that hermione's been talking about her big fat crush on a (BOY) classmate #around a woman who believes that she goes to an all girls' school #but they don't wanna narc on their daughter so they're like. well um. we haven't talked to her about it :)#anyway in a different world draco visits the grangers over summer 1995 #and hermione sees her grandma and just bluescreens and introduces him as 'darcy'#to which nanna - whose eyesight is Not Great but clocks blonde hair and a sort of butch suit situation - goes 'ah! you're the lesbian?'#and draco bluescreens so hard he misses hermione having a nuclear meltdown in her parents' foyer #and fin.

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