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snurtle · 7 months

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I've been replaying Dragon Age: Inquisition and.. woof. I thought I was over the egg. Spoilers! I am not! I just fermented my egg-loving self like a fine wine and now it's back with nuanced undertones.

Also, may I just say. As a gay man, the Inquisition lineup is

listen. Varric, Solas, Blackwall, Bull, Cole, Dorian, Cullen, Krem... that's a full club. We've got twinks, we've got bears, we've got hunks and otters and dudes wearing gold cock rings as necklaces but sure buddy, you're definitely exclusively into women and not compensating for anything-

I need to know what the Thedan equivalent of flagging is outside of Tevinter. For. Reasons.

On a different note, for specifically Tevinter reasons, I'm going through with a Dorian focused romance this time and I think my heart exploded when he said amatus for the first time. He's so babygirl to me <3

#in a just world i would be running a polygay disaster triangle between solas quizzy dorian #which would make 150 chantry mothers explode into flames instantly simply by existing #would it be functional? HA.#stop asking questions.#the disaster is the fun part.#solas 'i cant be chill about anything tevinter or human ever' egg wolf mc old pants #and dorian 'open mouth insert foot and alcohol' pavus #surely this is a good combination #this is certified gay hornyposting you followed ME i will not apologize #text it #long post #dragon age

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