#and don't use ethari's embroidered hand towels

[ask-runaan-anything]

Can I use your washroom? *Covered in blood*

*eyebrow raise*

Security questions first:

Whose blood is this, and

What are the odds on more of it spilling imminently?

I only ask so I may weigh cleaning up after you against defending the washroom while you're in there.

Priorities.