#and conclude that it's JUST a funny gmod series

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I find it soooo fucking funny when people say HLVRAI is only sillies with absolutely no angst, it's JUST jokes and there has NEVER been ANY angst, and then they get mad at people for writing angst because it's a "funny gmod series."

Like even aside from the fact that if it's handled well and with care, dark topics can be discussed, it's just. Oh you mean the funny Gmod series where the tutorial character found out he's just an AI and was so broken and horrified by the realization that he wanted to wear the protagonist's skin like a meatsuit to escape? The funny Gmod series where the main character canonically has PTSD and maybe psychosis and got betrayed, amputated, and almost killed by his friends and talked about how he was just feeling complete despair over it? The funny Gmod series where the protagonist tries to kill himself on screen multiple times and expresses suicidal thoughts several times? THAT funny Gmod series?

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Ok, so the killer onion is actually a recurring character in a few of my dreams, but the one I remember best went like this:

So I found myself in a house that isn’t mine, watching tv with my family. Then at one point, my brother brought up the killer onion, and I was like, “what the fuck is a killer onion” and he then proceeded to explain the entire lore of the onion.

So the killer onion is a large onion(I’d say about three and a half feet tall) that looks like a low quality 3d model. It appears for “those who need it”, whatever that means, and once it appears, it will hover in the air, and begin slowly moving forward, gmod style. Whoever comes in contact with it as it moves forward will be killed instantly. However, if the person it appeared for looks at it, it’ll freeze in place. It’s kinda like an scp.

So apparently, the killer onion had now appeared for me. So I freaked out, and ran out to the other room, which is when I saw it, just barely clipping through the wall. Thus began a series of wacky hijinks, as I tried to keep my eyes on the onion, and prevent its murderous mission.

Eventually, I came up a solution. You see, I discovered a loophole to the onion; anyone who touches it will die, EXCEPT for the person it was summoned for. Meaning that I could interact with it freely. Therefore, all I had to do was stand in front of the onion and hold onto it, and it couldn’t move an inch.

So for the rest of the dream, I just stood there, hugging this abnormally large, murderous vegetable. Thus concluding the story of the killer onion.

thats actually really funny i love the detailed lore im glad no one died sorry this would just be such a silly scp. like yeah theres this big onion yeah it kills people. it appears to people who need it. yes it still kills we're not sure why. is it sentient also