#and capable of stripping him to his gold-soaked bones like a pack of fluffy-tailed piranha before he can say ALAKAZAM

[aspiringnexu]

Radioapple but its the secret family trope wherein, after a year of officially dating and three years of comfortable co-existence, Alastor deigns his relationship with the King of Hell to be significant enough to warrant introducing Lucifer to his secret family living in the Pride Ring's version of the Louisiana bayou.

Alastor gets to fulfil his maman's dreams of her son finding a good spouse (and she is delighted to learn of Charlie, her first grandchild) and Lucifer gets to experience one of the joys of dating he never encountered before: protective mothers, suspicious grandparents, curious cousins, gossiping aunts, and small children asking wildly inappropriate questions.

Oh, and Alastor finally relaxes enough to let loose his natural Louisiana accent and Lucifer nearly faints.