#and by tiny murder machine i mean shes 5'8 but hes 6'9 so it kinda looks like shes tiny anyway
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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the fact this woman literally made sure to look as harmless as possible to trick people so she could kick their ass. and then that oaf not only saw right through that and went "you're super strong, huh?" when they first met.
he also literally asked her to teach him how to fight so she could kick his ass and then proceeded to fall in love with a tiny murder machine who can and will kick everyone's ass
#and by tiny murder machine i mean shes 5'8 but hes 6'9 so it kinda looks like shes tiny anyway#anyways be like abel. ask a pretty lady to beat you up so you can spend time with her.#or smth. idk i dont go on dates#ANYWAYS HI I WANTED TO SHOW Y'ALL HOW PRETTY BOTH OF ANTOINES PARENTS ARE#ooc tbt .#tbd .
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