#and buttercup and blossom and just like nah he probably deserves whatever's happening go to bed

[bugeyedfreaks]

To all the villains of the Powerpuff Girls: Who would be a better leader of the villains? Mojo Jojo or HIM?

Princess Morbucks: Uh, duh. Neither of them! I would!

Sedusa: [shoves Princess aside] Fat chance, kid. I would!

Fuzzy Lumpkins: [cocks his boomstick at Sedusa] I would!

The Amoeba Boys: [glare angrily at Fuzzy simultaneously] We would!

Ace: [looms over the boys with the rest of the gang] No, we would!

The Boogie Man: [taps his cane on the ground and looms over the gang with his groovy monster squad] I would, ya dig?

Steve: [looming over the rest of the villains with his friends from Monster Isle] Uh, I'm pretty sure we would, guys.

Him: [looming over everyone from the sky, cackling as thunder and lightning crackle around him] How charming to think that any of you could be the ultimate leader of all evil in Townsville. Who else can strike fear into the hearts of mankind like ~I~ can? Besides, all it takes is one look at that pitiful monkey Mojo to know that the only thing he would lead you all to is ruin. [jabs a claw down at Mojo, who's been casually leaning against a building this whole time, reading the newspaper]

Mojo Jojo: [looking up from his newspaper, scowling] Oh, please, you all do a fine enough job at ruining things as it is. As if I would ever want to lead a crew of complete idiots who have barely ever succeeded in the destruction of the Powerpuff Girls and the conquest of Townsville. [folds up the papers and brandishes it at all of them] As far as I see it, I am the only one out of everyone here who has ever actually succeeded at anything, despite the fact that my successes have been short-lived. It is a whole lot more than anything any of you have ever done! The rest of you are losers! Failures! Nobodies! All-around incompetents! Morons! Mistakes that walk around the surface of the planet daily! You all make me sick with your aptitude for ineptitude!

Sedusa: [balling up her fists angrily] Hey, I've got an idea. How about we all join together and lead Mojo just this once, hmm?

Ace: [punching the palm of his hand menacingly] Ooh hoo hoo, yeaaaah, let's lead that sucker all right...

Fuzzy Lumpkins: [aiming his boomstick at Mojo] Yeah, lead that there sunnova gun off th' edge of a cliff!

Mojo Jojo: [gulps and runs as the entirety of Townsville's villains angrily chase after him]