#and anyone who talks to me on discord can tell you i'm actually very restrained about him here. considering.

[commsroom]

if u wanna be horny for doug eiffel u have to make peace with, even find eroticism in, the fact that there is no way he is as good at sex as he thinks he is. he wants to be a dom so bad its unreal but he just doesn't have the stamina to do much. u can thank me later

this is so funny. don't worry, i have more than made my peace with this. i think it's sexy. eiffel thinks he's being smooth for things that are deeply corny + embarrassing, but anyone who would be charmed by someone like eiffel will be into that, so. it's a feedback loop. i don't think i'd say he wants to be a dom; he just wants to emulate whatever pop culture movie men he thinks are cool, and could maybe get a little too into roleplaying if you let him. overall he's just an average guy with very average taste. also he's got smoker's lungs and the worst diet ever and literally never exercises. and i want him.