#and also I love Rishi too much I couldn't resist

[frauleiiin]

Oh little they know..

[d2kvirus]

Dickheads of the Month: June 2024

As it seems that there are people who say or do things that are remarkably dickheaded yet somehow people try to make excuses for them or pretend it never happened, here is a collection of some of the dickheaded actions we saw in the month of June 2024 to make sure that they are never forgotten.  

Quite the list of war crimes by The IDF during the Nuseirat massacre: hiding troops inside an aid truck, gunning down around 200 civilians between the aid truck and their target plus three of the hostages before then legging it down the Gaza Pier for extraction knowing they couldn't be apprehended there

...although Joe Biden apparently forgot his pledge that if you harm an American they will retaliate, given one of the hostages who was collateral damage due to the IDF being trigger happy even when rescuing hostages was American, yet there has been no retaliation

...all while Zack Goldsmith tries to claim that, because eight IDF troops were killed in Rafah, that means it can't be a genocide taking place because at no point in history has any force committing genocide lost troops to the people they are committing genocide against, which is a take

...but along came Lisa Nandy to not only goysplain what is and isn't antisemitism to call Jo Bird Daily Politics, because a non-Jew explaining antisemitism to a Jew is such a good look, but then she went on to call Bird "antisemitic" which just so happened to help Nandy sidestep the valid points Bird had made and followed up by talking over Bird for the remainder of the interview

...though he wasn't helped by Moshe Feiglin paraphrasing Adolf fucking Hitler on N12 News when delivering the line "As Hitler said, 'I cannot live if one Jew is left,' we can't live here if one 'Islamo-nazi' remains in Gaza" which is a little too on the nose at this point

...all while Benjamin Netanyahu snarled in the full view of the world demanding the US deliver their monthly weapon shipment or else, to which Joe Biden caved with as much resistance as a Palestinian toddler that had an Israeli missile aimed at it

...but then the IDF decided they hadn't been sociopathic enough, so started tying injured Palestinians to their vehicles while driving through Gaza, because why not turn the eight months of zionists howling about Hamas using human shields as an excuse for bombing refugee camps into yet another confession at this point?

...meanwhile, in his latest grasp for attention Eylon Levy resorted to having to lie about the UN saying there wasn't an Israeli-enforced famine in Gaza, something which the UN has not done at any point in the Israeli-enforced famine (or "war crime" as it is called), which also creates the interesting paradox about how the real UN can be ignored and accused of the usual bullshit when criticising Israel for things such as war crimes and casual genocide, but the imaginary UN which Eylon Levy made up must be listened to without question

...all while David Draiman decided to be the latest celebrity caught signing missiles to be launched at refugee camps where people commonly known as "children" often tend to be during ongoing genocides, which is perfectly on-brand for someone who has a song called Violence Fetish in their discography

Interesting how Rishi Sunak is all for bringing back mandatory National Service for over-18s if he gets re-elected to show how much he loves the UK's armed forces - only to bugger off from the 80th anniversary of D-Day early so he could film an interview with ITV for the election campaign, which doesn't show much respect for the UK armed forces he wants a bunch of people to serve in for a year whether they like it or not, and then made it that little bit worse by cancelling media events for the weekend that only begged the question why he didn't cancel or at the very least postpone the ITV interview on the D-Day anniversary

...though bonehead messiah Tommy Robinson also found a way to make a twat of himself on the anniversary of D-Day by posting an AI generated image of troops walking into the sea and then getting spectacularly arsey when it was pointed out that the Normandy landings were definitely walking in the opposite direction

Just when you think billionaire manchild Elon Musk can't plunge new depths, he then creates a submarine built out of a Pringles tube and some gaffer tape and says that Alternative für Deutschland aren't far-right and their policies don't sound extremist to him

...this would be the same billionaire manchild Elon Musk who is once again signal boosting deranged claptrap about how Anthony Fauci is responsible for the deaths of millions of Americans, and definitely not people who insisted that Covid would be sorted by the end of April 2020 like...well look at that!

...and then billionaire manchild Elon Musk rolled out another one of his Very Clever Ideas: making it so other users cannot see what you liked on Twitter, which of course has nothing to do with billionaire manchild Elon Musk routinely being caught liking neo-Nazi shit for years at this point with some oddly specific fetish porn sprinkled in for good measure

...and soon after billionaire manchild Elon Musk once again demonstrated his commitment to Freeze Peach by deleting every single tweet in a thread about a whistleblower naming Ted Cruz's supe secret donors - other than the opening tweet, of course, because Streisand Effect

...but then billionaire manchild Elon Musk decided to go the whole hog and casually admit that he personally removed the band that was handed down to Visegrad 24 for posting child porn not because the content bots misinterpreted their post, but because Musk is a fan of Visegrad so they get a free pass. Really assuaging fears about why he was pictured hanging out with Ghislaine Maxwell there...

Unifying force for good Keir Starmer showed just how intent he was to unite the various wings of the Labour party by...accusing the Tories of having a "Crobyn-like" election manifesto, and followed that up by spouting utter claptrap about the 2017 and 2019 Labour manifestos, claiming they were uncosted when both of them were fully costed - which Starmer should know, given he endorsed the costings document for the 2019 manifesto, the disingenuous prick

Brilliant showing from Ian Gribbin in saying that the UK should have remained neutral against Nazi Germany, that is something which will stop people suggesting Reform PLC are a bunch of Nazis

Typical disingenuous crap from the BBC when scaremongering about deepfakes being used to mislead people in the election considering that same BBC Photoshopped images of Jeremy Corbyn in the 2017 election to make him look "more communist" while the face of BBC Verify Marianna Spring continues admitting to setting up fake social media profiles to gauge engagement not realising that she undermines the literal point of BBC Verify every single time she says this

Luckily for the people of Durham North Luke Akehurst deigned to visit the area to win the hearts and minds of everyone he was imposed upon - and in his first order of business he took over the community centre for his first campaign event at the last minute, meaning several children's birthday parties which had been booked at the community centre were cancelled, which went over well

Waffling gargoyle Nigel Farage was his usual charming self on the campaign trail, claiming that he would take Britain out of the World Economic Forum when Britain isn't even in it, calling Andrew Tate an important voice for men while he is still awaiting trial for sex trafficking and rape, and once all the neighbourhood dogs stopped barking he then said it was the EU's fault that Russia invaded Ukraine

Pity poor Rosie Duffield for saying she feels unsafe at Pride. Absolutely nothing to do with Rosie Duffield being a raging TERF, of course, or for various queer staffers quitting her office due to the treatment they endured or anything...

...and then Rosie Duffield no-showed a hustings, once again claiming "trolls" and not "Keir Starmer is preventing me from being seen in public as that would look uncannily like he is perfectly okay with platforming TERFs" - to which Keir Starmer's Labour Party finally responded with something approaching action, namely removing the whip from Michael Cashman for criticising Duffield for dodging the hustings, because what better start to Pride Month than siding with a TERF over a Lord who was previously a longterm Labour MP who just so happened to also be gay?

...and it wasn't just Duffield who was dodging hustings events, because at the same time Praful Nargund dodged an NHS hustings event in Islington North for reasons definitely not related to him being a private healthcare zealot, while Keir Starmer himself was conspicuous by his absence at a Holborn & St Pancras hustings event, presumably shopping for a fridge to hid in

Interesting that Marjorie Taylor Greene is saying anyone who shames Trumpists for January 6th can "go to hell" - as in, if you were the FBI, it is interesting to hear how personally offended she is by the idea of January 6th being a bad thing

Timely reminder that Allison Pearson is a nasty piece of work when her takeaway from Trooping the Colour was calling cancer sufferers who aren't trotted out Weekend at Bernie's-style like Kate Middleton was "lesser mortals"

Militant TERF JK Rowling was her usual charming self ranting and raving like a definitely sane person about Labour councillor Kaz Self, then getting arsey when people dared suggest that when she was siccing her followers on Self that it is unfair to suggest that she is patently fucking mental with her transphobia at this point

...so what did Keir Starmer's Labour Party do in response to Rowling abusing and harassing one of their councillors? Bend over backwards for her approval, to the point of throwing Angela Rayner under the bus, apparently not considering the optics of them kissing the ring of someone who has about as much power as they do writing ability

It's amazing how Dr Disrespect could edit his Twitter apology three times, and the main takeaway was the word "minor" was used in the earlier draft but certainly wasn't there for the final draft about why Twitch had banned him while his sponsors and partners were dropping him like week-old tiger shit due to him sexting with a minor, which makes his grandstanding about protecting kids from the gay community and his faux outrage about pronouns in Starfield particularly ironic

...while NICKMERCS spent the fallout alternating between defending Noncer Noncerenonce and being a transphobic dickhead on stream and all his socials. Hmm, I wonder why Twitch booted him to the kerb soon after...?

When unifying force for good Keir Starmer isn't dismissing Jeremy Corbyn's Labour leadership as the membership's choice rather than his choice, because isn't that a democratic way to look at things, he's weirdly targeting the entire UK Bangladeshi community in an interview with Harry Cole on The Sun's website. No, seriously client journalists, are you sure you want to be midwifing this prick into Downing Street?

Therapists are queuing up to ask Addison Smith why his first thought when announcing his engagement was to post some insane babbling about Pride Month being "defeated", because there aren't many people who when announcing their engagement their thought process isn't fixating on the gay community

For fuck's sake can somebody sit Keir Starmer down and tell him that nobody is laughing at his father for being a toolmaker - they're laughing at the biggest tool his father ever made bringing up that his father was a toolmaker every fifteen minutes

Somebody at Adobe thought it would be a good idea to update the ToS for Photoshop so that Adobe would have full access to whatever the user was working on - which is fantastic news for Pixlr

To nobody's surprise, once IGN bought Gamer Network they immediately made the entire Dicebreaker staff redundant and shuttered the channel

Small spot of bother for Joey Barton when he had his day in court for accusing Jeremy Vince of being a paedophile, as that cost him £75k and had him pin a tweet admitting to being a clueless gobshite

Bonehead messiah Tommy Robinson thought he could claim that he had no convictions on his record when flying to Canada. Would you like to guess what the Canadian authorities did to the illegal migrant the second he set foot on Canadian soil?

Corpopub hellhole Brewdog found a new way to get positive PR for their brand: by shutting their premier Waterloo branch for the afternoon so the English Defence League could have a lock in, and sacking the members of staff (who still get paid below Living Wage due to the chain's overexpansion into high-rent locations) who spoke out against serving the EDL during their knees-up

Just when you think Lawrence Fox has hit rock bottom he goes and does something like drive his Audi while utterly plastered, collides with a London bus while driving in said utterly plastered state, and then it emerges that he was driving while utterly plastered with an expired MOT

Incel hate preacher Andrew Tate must be getting desperate for attention as he's suddenly become unable to tweet anything without at least one racial slur in it, which definitely isn't going to help accusations that he's just a 'roided up Davis Aurini

Pity poor Leo Gibbons-Plowright for suffering the indignity of canvassing for Keir Starmer's Labour Party and not having a single answer when a constituent had follow-up questions, which had Gibbons bawling on Twitter about how unfair it was - and then doxxing anyone who took the piss out of him for bawling about how unfair it is that there's nothing of substance to any of Keir Starmer's pledges, which have a half life of 18 hours anyway

I don't think that Star Wars Theory liked being the first notable grifting shitposter who got caught out by Youtube introducing a Community Notes feature. Something about him whining about this happening to him for days sort of gives that impression

[akashpoet12]

Day 17

Knowing me

Well, a person has his favourites in such a wide range of topics and it's impossible to sum it up in an anthology but know that I will tell some close secrets of mine through this prose. Well, the almighty shows no favourites and that's why all are equal in his eyes. Now you might say, that then why is someone so helpless and someone so happy. There is always diversity in integrity, the greatest example is India. So, though there is so many diversity in humans, God is dispassionate and listenes to all sooner or later. Common likings come out to be so similar. About my colour, it's blue; about an animal, it's cat; well I have about 20 fishes as pets; about food, it's paneer...well I am a foodie so it has a wide range, especially the specialized chef foods from youtube. But, even being a bengali, I don't like fish. Let's talk in detail.

If you ask my hobbies, I love to play music, watch tv, read books, watch movies. I am not a sporty guy but if you ask me about it, I used to prefer football first but now cricket. As gifts, I love them who give me books, perfumes and watches. Isn't it becoming too much informative? As I am a writer, so writing should be my hobby right? No, it isn't. I doesn't consider it as my hobby or job, it's my passion to let others know about me and to tell them every story that comes in my mind as my job offered by the God via this life as I believe every story has a capacity to influence someone or the other. Poems just come out of me as a flow, even I sometimes compose music for those. They just express my state of mind or my thoughts about a concerned topic.

Friends have been an inseparable version of my personality. Even I feel so bad on leaving my childhood place Farakka for two years for my senior secondary. I had to leave my friends but thanks to the technological miracle 'social media', we are in contact but that essence is missing but hoping to meet them after these two years or else if it would be too late, the laughter will have gone by then, just that we won't become strangers to recognize each other. I hope they will also be so delighted to see me. All my friends support me and we share such a strong bond especially, Surjendra, Deepayan, Debanshoo, Rohan but still there is one more with whom I feel a completely different persona whenever we meet, that's why I consider him as my best friend and he's Abir.

Someone has said so right, "Life is what happens when you're busy planning other things." Same is what's happening with me. I was dreaming of so many things and I couldn't realize when the time has passed on so much and till the time I came into my senses, it was so late. Leaving Farakka was one such thing which I couldn't resist even I wanted to. Now, I am in the process of being made a doctor. Well, one of my favourite subjects was always Biology due to SKD Sir, one of my favourite teacher. He used to teach it so interestingly without books and so many extra things and always answered our interesting questions regardless of its any connection with the syllabus. He used to ask questions before exams and never scolded if you were wrong. My favourite teacher was Proloy sir, who used to teach us physics. As a tribute, I would also like to say about my english teachers, Arnab sir, for whom I am a writer today or else I would know nothing of the language, and Subrata Sir, who supported me at every step. But, my favourite subject has always been history, which doesn't make me a backbencher, yes I am a topper which has brought me great praise from teachers and respect from friends and now this praise has become an addiction and this praise has also blocked my free-life friendship. This topper identity has brought me my favourite goddess Saraswati, it's not because I am a student and I pray for marks before exams, but it's a kind of 'Thank you'. I never used to study day and night, just only before exams and yes, I used to be very attentive in class and listen to what the teacher says, so I was just amazed that how without studying, I always used to get full marks. An atheist becomes a theist only when he sees something which has no logic.

I always wanted to be a historian and archaeologist, to do Ph.D in medieval history with one of my favourite language urdu(which I don't know) and my favourite Mughal, Jalaluddin Muhammad Akbar. I want to discover many truths like the hidden Dwarka, the unraveled existence of the epic of Mahabharata and many other such unsolved mysteries. These discoveries are so exciting. I also rather wanted to teach students...So let's see what the future awaits for me, for now, I am a medical student.

Well about my other favourites, favourite cartoon show was Oswald, my IPL team is KKR, favourite cricketer Sourav Ganguly and Gautam Gambhir, my favourite fruit being guava, ice cream flavour none other than vanilla. I don't like cold drinks. I neither like mountain nor sea. As on vacation or travel, I only like to visit and tour historical places, such a great flavour of enigma and nostalgia can be expressed all around. Actually I like to be around many people, in a gossip, so love group travelling. Though by nature, I am shy and introvert but like to hear to talks of the folk and enjoy the company of people as I am a good listener and sharp observer and that's what makes me interested in mystery books like detective Feluda and mystery movies. I am an extreme lover of thrillers and Feluda. I can tell a lot about people by just seeing them and that's god gifted maybe. As in writing essays or long writeup, I was inspired by Rishi Kapoor's autobiography 'Khullam Khulla', where he gave so detailed descriptions. My favourite poets are Harivansh Rai Bachchan and William Wordsworth, the nature lover boy. My favourite season is kind of summer due to the pleasure of air-conditioners, a nature-villain right?

Well, this is about what youths like, but even on being a 17 year stud, I doesn't belong to this generation not in any way. If the world calls me a luddite, I accept this tag and yes, I am an old lover. My favourite directors are Hrishikesh Mukherjee(Hrishi Da), Satyajit Ray and Raj Kapoor. My favourite actor is Amitabh Bachchan and yes my only wish on deathbed is to meet him for once. I am probably the biggest fan of him. My favourite film is of course, Sholay and also Anand. Sholay is such a film with great dialogues, that one can watch it a 100 times, but still it will feel as a new film. Of Amitabh's roles, the best is in Sharaabi. Of this generation, I like Kartik Aaryan on screen, though Big B continues in this generation as well. As of classics, I like Mughal e Azam( best role of akbar), Shree 420, Kal aj aur kal. My favourite song is 'Gaadi Bula Rahi Hai' from Dost, such meaningful lyrics and also 'Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan' from Mera Naam Joker. I am a old bollywood and bengali cinema(Uttam Kumar and Soumitra Chatterjee) lover, those songs had so great melody and so meaningful lyrics. I am literally an old butch. Even if I see something of this generation, it is generally message-giving, biopic, mystery and crime thrillers. My favourite singer is Kishore Kumar, the man had so great versatility, sad to energetic songs. Mostly, I like sad and soulful songs. As in TV shows, my favourite has always been Adaalat (fan of KD Pathak), CID and KBC. Well, I also like Sumedh Mudgalkar in RadhaKrishna. Mahabharat on starplus was also my favourite once.

There's a lot to know more about myself because I am kind of unique and I prefer to have my flavors different which helps others to spot me out in the crowd of followers and trends. I don't follow favouritism and please don't follow me, yes you can admire me and get inspired by me. There are thousands of people I hope who think like me, great thinkers with philosophies and day dreaming, to them I say see me, do what I do, think what I think but at the end, add pinch of your own flavour to my style that makes it yours.

Akash Ganguly