#and all the off brands are like 'teehee low sodium :3 250mg! 10mg!' and im like gnawing my fucking arms off bc i NEED it
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Me: potion seller..... I am going into battle (living another day).... And I need only your strongest potions (hydration drink with 500mg of sodium).......
Liquid IV manufacturer, sneering: my potions are too strong for you, traveller.... Unless you have $22.95 :) you need a seller that sells cheaper potions!!
Me, sobbing, out of food stamps: potion seller...... what do I have to tell you to get your potions.......!
LIV: I cannot sell you my potions because my potions are only for the strongest beings (ppl with money) and you are clearly not the strongest you're clearly the weakest (POOR)!!!!!!!!
Me: well.... That's it then..... I'll go elsewhere.... I'll go elsewhere for my potions.... (I will steal them)
#me#it does not fucking cost THAT MUCH to mix up salt magnesium and flavorings. fuck you guys#pots#literally a 7 pack of LIV is like twelve fucking dollars. theyre like 2-3 bucks a pop#its like buying fucking beer!#except I NEED THIS TO LIVE AND BE FUNCTIONAL!!!!#and all the off brands are like 'teehee low sodium :3 250mg! 10mg!' and im like gnawing my fucking arms off bc i NEED it#to be the OPPOSITE of low sodium
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