#and Patrick isn't the first man to ask for dessert but he sure elevated it with that candy shell schtick
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poetry-protest-pornography · 5 months ago
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How to use super subtle metaphor to get your vampire boyfriend to sex you up:
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Bonus; Jolie and Chin using real words to communicate, and being generally adorable (before smooching about it):
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#omg! vampire#add these to 'needing an injection' and 'doing the concentration' hirny eupahamisms in Thai bl#i know Zen said the infection thing but Sky Venu in the Sky did it first#(and i think I've seen it elsewhere?)#the magic potion thing is new though#and Patrick isn't the first man to ask for dessert but he sure elevated it with that candy shell schtick#'hirny euphemisms'??? wtf. horny* obvs jfc
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