#and I'll take the vampire memo I get and won't throw a fit (or however that rhyme they told us in elementary school went)

[megaawkwardhuman]

thinking about the press release and don't mind me I'm just manifesting ✨ vampire guillermo but he still has shitty vision or at least his glasses ✨

I mean we know vampires can still have shitty vision but I swear if slayer blood makes him suddenly have great vision I'mma be low key upset

idk if it's the fact that I wear glasses or I just really love his glasses or something but something about him magically getting his vision improved just... idk it upsets me

sure I can theorize why it would improve his vision

he has a desire to be seen and he's always been on high alert so having insanely good vision as a vampire would make sense

plus he's a slayer keeping an eye out is just a thing slayers do

but like it won't change the fact that I would be piiiiiiiissed

in my opinion his glasses are ICONIC

guillermo isn't guillermo without his glasses (or without his curls that I can overanalyze to hell and back)

so the idea of him not needing them anymore bothers me

I'm also allergic to change to things I like that I'm not mentally prepared for 5 to 10 business days in advance

IF they DO improve his vision for whatever reason AT LEAST LET HIM KEEP WEARING FAKE GLASSES OR SOMETHING 😭😭😭

I think I've seen a leak where he isn't wearing his glasses? idk praying for memo's glasses 🙏