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setaflow · 7 months ago

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Schrödinger's Catholic: not a practicing member of my faith except in moments where I strike Faustian bargains I won't uphold with God so he can help my sports team win a game.

#Seta Speaks #Thinking about the amount of times I've been like 'Hey big guy. Yeah it's me again.#Yeah if the Rangers don't win a game I will actually kill something. Can you help pwease? kthxbye :3'#He doesn't help most of the time. What a funny little trial of wits we have going.#One day he'll get my team to win a championship #and I'll have to drag my ass to mass in order to save my mortal soul from the most hilarious damnation of all time #No disrespect to my fellow religious peeps in the group chat I just went to catholic school and became agnostic the moment I graduated #See y'all in the seventh circle!

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