#and I understand they're implying mongoose from the poem but dammit I stand by my original claim that he's an otter | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kingdomoftyto · 2 years ago

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I just looked up the beanie babies I mentioned in the tags of my last reblog, and not only is my beloved "otter" apparently called a "ferret" by most of the internet (and a non-specific "mustelid" by specialty sites) but he actually had his tag poem changed shortly after his debut because the original was too violent???

HELLO?????????

#ignore me #MY CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND RUNNER??????????#I'm dying to know if I had the serial killer version or the family friendly version but I always tore the tags off on principle as a kid #and I understand they're implying mongoose from the poem but dammit I stand by my original claim that he's an otter #his tail is a big flat paddle!!!! it's his swimmin' rudder!!!!!!#(the other beanie baby I mentioned before was just an Ally the alligator btw. not nearly as exciting though we had many good adventures)

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