#and I love Zudrick's sword.

[ozbian]

Skaldova episode 1

skallll-DOOOO-VAAAA

Jake's going with DM

Murphy teasing an extra deep and gravelly voice

Emily being mysterious, voice is slightly sing-song

Caldwell going loud and jovial with like a showman's accent

Scheduling change! 2 weeks of campaign and one week of bonus content (good idea to give a little cushion what with the new baby and the new baby)

skal-DOo-VA

Jake intro, post apocalypse, low magic, rich v poor, fuck the nobles across the bay, Mud Town on Steel Bay

'Leviathan Inn' I like it, dingy, giant fish jaw, 4 choices of drink - light, dark,smoky,sweet

Rorick Farflung the innkeeper, I do love how Jake does surnames

Fuck I love a shore town

Boggy Roger - Caldwell, talkative, lumbering mossy mound, from mosslands, piercing blue eyes and a beard under a hat

Boggy's Buds were a capering outlaw band that threw parties and brewed peat spirits, some fish lord killed them all, vengeance pact, looking for more Buds.

Zudrick of the Murder - rusty dark souls knight gone mad, anime sword, bag of something bloody for dinner, accompanied by crows (the Murder I suppose - sick) Must be Vigilant in the Night.

Keeps coming to the inn and ordering water only

Welly Hamden - Emily outside trying to pitch a tent amidst the crows, disgraced knight Order of the Oaken Oar, cherubic face, crown braid, barnacle plate, green tabard with river pebbles, heron feather behind her ear, bark bound folio

Edgar Tabitha Salem Sabrina - The Murder

Ooh PvP threatened very quickly lol, don't touch the Birbs

Zudrick and Welly bond over the teetotalling

Welly says Chastity and purity are two of her five knightly virtues - five seems like so many. She is in sharp contrast to this world

Mystery bloody sack is a deer! Zudrick didn't think this hunting thing through

Welly was brought up in a court and thinks dressing a deer means to clothe it ... Oh she's fresh out of court isn't she, of course she is she was setting up a tent next to an inn

Welly: Oh! Guts!

Boggy comes in to save the day with the deer

Jake politely indicating that this behavour is unacceptable by having bystanders run away

God Drop! "as sure as The Ender comes for us all"

Welly latching onto the Buds and not taking Zudrick's hints to drop it

Bud Names! - Longest Tom, Sister Bix, Dandy O'Candles, Flute Boy, Crunchems, William Shits, Lady Linnebeth (love how it reads like some of the Council of Elders)

All slain or taken while Boggy was chasing a haunted deer

Aww they all want people

Zudrick is a delight

Zudrick: you can pay for drinks with sonnets here.

ngl I like the job jar

two more gods dropped - Welly is pledged to the Lodestar and the Ender and the Hilt

Zudrick trying to take care of Welly and keep her out of trouble, this is cute

"Hilt's Balls" we have a swear!

Black Lace elixir made by hermits, the Scared Ones, getting it from somewhere else, there was an expedition to find the source but they haven't come back, mission to find the expedition and extra for the source

Age of Stories

Gods War 200 yrs ago

Castle that no one leaves alive

Oh hell yes I love a singing Caldwell character

The gods are gone and Welly believe they're coming back if people keep their souls pure

(Oh was Welly's fall due to a 'dirty sonnet' I wonder, maybe some sordid stories written of the royalty, in some unfamiliar romantic constellation?)

Boggy is a bit obsessed with peat huh

Steel Hawk Fighter Zudrick

Zudrick a soldier who walked away from war because he was tired, then went and made some crow friends

Crows and Herons as opposites

Welly kissed Guinevere's hand and had a 'carnal release' and wrote an 'indecent sonnet' and other knights found it and read it aloud to everyone including Guinevere's betrothed ... So Welly exiled herself

come-patriots oh no

I like the Salt Market

driftwood temple to who I wonder

Welly is a Rune Knight, runes are the writing of the gods

Herb's 'Erbs and Teas and Tonics oh my ... Herb went from happy burpy drunk to scared burpy drunk

Welly can do a little disguise self and is willing to be a little sneaky for the good of the mission

Boggy concerned with respecting alcohol, also interesting, uses a bow

Forge Time! Handstrong, good Jake name, and apprentice Teemo

the shopkeepers all have pretty distinct voices a+

No such thing as evil

Castle's in a Cave okay, fun dungeon

Welly and Teemo bonding is cute

Iron ring with sigils - star, T and leafless tree, for lodestar, ender and hilt

T could be a stylised crow?

Herons represent the beginning and crows represent death

PVP again, Zudrick pretending to go down lmao

New swear "Ender's Chin"

This poor teen guarding the horses

Oh I wonder if Emily has created some courtly dances based on herons

Humans get heroic inspo, so Boggy confirmed human despite the peat attachment and hidden facial features

Poor herb can't catch a break

Jake says they'll need to make deception or stealth to not be noticed...

Welly biffed it so she just runs for it and the other two follow

One of the guards voice breaks, the salt market is like a mall running on underpaid teens

Zudrick thinks about how he'd usually kill these guards and follows Welly's lead to run ... planking on the horse

Boggy moons the guards and runs as well

Welly almost takes his lead but gets shy and Boggy warns about the doffing rules lol

And they're off and away! Guards didn't stand a chance

(Jake gets to brew consequences for when they inevitably have to return for the money)