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scionsthings · 10 months ago
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CHAVIER NATION ( composed by me and other 2 people i know ) TODAY WE RECEIVED A BEAUTIFUL GIFT
My dearest friend @lilithkan wrote a Chavier fanfiction for us and it's AMAZING
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They asked me to publish it myself so here we go with a little highlight from me ( What did Bill do? Just read ;)) , comments and feedbacks are very much appreciated! Enjoy
Just for the ladies
Words: 1,597
Characters: Javier Escuella, Charles Smith, Bill Williamson
Rating: T
Warm flickers of flame from the candles created miniature light shows, while the popping noises from the bonfire created a peaceful atmosphere. It allowed the gang to have a calm evening, some of them were gathered at the table, but our attention is going to be next to the fire itself, where a couple of cowboys were sitting idly.
<<You want another drink?>>
Said Bill in a hoarse but playful tone, offering another one to Javier. Both their noses and cheeks were reddened by the effects of the tequila they were drinking.
<<O-of course, compadre!>>
Replied Javier, his tone of voice still cracking from laughing at a previous joke the two shared. Apparently… Bill thought that Charles, simply… Dressed terribly. Javier initially snickered at the fact that it was Bill Williamson, not exactly known for being well dressed himself, saying so about the hunter… But maybe the Mexican could lend the dark-skinned man some clothes and he wouldn't look too terrible as well.
As if it were foretold by fate… Or as they say, speak of the devil: Charles walked up to the bonfire, to then sit next to it, on a log. The mixed man had a plate of soup in his hands- apparently Pearson must've served dinner.
As Bill was pouring Javier another drink, the man currently wearing a sombrero turned to the hunter, who was idly minding his business, as usual. But the Mexican's inhibitions were partly gone due to the beverage he was drinking. So, as he sided towards Charles, Javier spilled some tequila on the ground due to the speed of the movement.
<<Hey! Don't waste it!>>
Bill's voice cracked, as if almost saddened by the waste. It did cost a lot, after all.
<<You know, the ladies said you'd be a catch if only you dressed a little better.>>
Javier said, with a small smirk drawn on his lips, implying subtly as a teasing joke to Bill that he was one of the “ladies”, due to reasons clearly unbeknownst to him. Bill didn't really seem to mind, either ignoring the joke or simply… Not understanding it.
<<Huh?>>
Replied Charles, barely looking up from his food.
<<I could dress you up a bit, see how you'd look with a more… Thought out, outfit.>>
Added Javier, his tone was genuine due to the fact that the thought of actually dressing the other up like a doll seemed kinda… Fun, unlike how it felt just a moment before when he was laughing at the idea.
Javier took a couple sips from the remaining tequila in his cup, and brought it quickly down on the log he was sitting on, with a thud.
<<What do you say, you in?>>
He then asked openly, leaning forward to the other a couple inches. Charles looked at the man in front of him, then the other behind him, catching a glimpse of him drinking… Once again, his gaze was on his food. He took another bite, to then slurp the remaining soup.
<<Sure. Why not.>>
Replied Charles, his tone of voice low and serious as usual- as if the situation needed his usual dire manners. And with that, the three got up and, as the two drunk ones in particular left a trail of little snickers behind them, they all got to where Javier slept. His stuff was neat and tidy, in contrast with most of the others’ things around there.
<<So, what are you thinking, Charles?>>
Javier asked, his voice modulated and fluctuating, almost rhythmic as if he were singing a song in his head and instinctively imitated its sound with his tone.
<<Nothing fancy.>>
Replied the hunter, his only wish being to not be ridiculed.
<<Oooh, but we wouldn't dream of that, now would we?>>
Said Bill, his voice was made more accentuated and a little dramatic by the alcohol in his veins.
<<Ugh.>>
This was Charles response- and with that, the Mexican began looking around his stuff, to then take out a white shirt, black pants and a blue jacket. Then, he lent them to Charles, with a playful and slightly mischievous grin drawn on his lips.
Charles’ expression was hardened, but it softened just a moment as the sight of a Javier that seemed just so… Excited, about something. Something that stupid, might he add. So, a light hint of a smile was drawn on Charles’ lips as he took the clothes in his hands.
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<<¡Ayy! Soy estúpido, dìos mio.>>
Javier looked at the button on the ground. One of his best shirts, damaged because he didn’t think about the fact that Charles’ body type was… Different from his own.
And oh, he sure did notice that the buttons were having difficulty holding on, but he didn’t really mind the sight. And got distracted by… Definitely, nothing in particular. So, the thought of making him change back didn’t even cross his mind… And now, as Charles looked kind of embarrassed, Javier didn’t hold back the jacket he was keeping for the hunter, and on the contrary, he held it out for him to take.
<<With your chest out like that you’ll definitely attract alllll of the ladies.>>
The Mexican commented, somehow trying to lift up again the mood, but kind of in a clumsy way.
Charles’ lips curled for a moment in a small grimace of confusion, but his expression quickly turned back to his usual harsh one.
<<Are you sure? I may ruin this too.>>
The hunter said, his voice rough, referring to the jacket Javier was lending to him, ignoring his comment. The Mexican brought back the clothing attire for a moment, to look at Charles with a raised eyebrow. He then rolled his eyes and brought back up the jacket towards the mixed man.
<<Sì. Take it.>>
And with that, the hunter took the piece of clothing the other was lending him, to then put it on- only one arm, as he immediately felt that it was way too tight around his forearm.
Charles looked at this, then raised his sight back up to the Mexican as he heard Bill’s laughter in the background at that ridiculous sight of a giant man trying to wear smaller clothes. Charles groaned lightly, as Javier looked at that sight as well- but his expression wasn’t one of mockery as the bearded man’s, it was one of awe. The hunter had quite the defined muscles, which you could clearly see underneath the tight clothing.
<<Fuck this.>>
Said Charles, feeling mocked by the both of them. He took off the jacket and then the shirt, quickly putting back on his own blue one and walking away.
Javier looked at the mixed man as he did this, a disappointed look drawn on his face for a moment, then one of slight frustration. He looked at Bill, to then give him a slap on the back of his head.
<<¡Idìota!>>
Bill looked confused as Javier stormed off as well, walking up to Charles.
The hunter got to the side of the camp, looking at the trees, right behind Arthur’s tent. Javier got up to him, stumbling around due to the still lingering effects of the alcohol flowing in his veins.
<<Came to make a mockery out of me some more?>>
Said Charles, his arms crossed.
<<Just wanted to say that it's not exactly nice to leave that way without even saying bye. Loved the scene though, seemed like a teenage girl.>>
Replied Javier, his tone still mocking for some reason even though he literally went there to say sorry on behalf of Bill.
<<I’ll take that as a yes.>>
Said Charles, to then begin walking away again.
<<No, espera->>
The Mexican said, landing his hand on the other’s shoulder. He turned back around, looking at him with a slightly raised eyebrow.
<<I’m sorry for Bill’s behavior, Charles. But don’t mind him, he’s just an idiot, he doesn't mean any harm.>>
<<But you were mocking me too. I saw your little smile.>>
<<...Me?>>
Javier tilted his head slightly to the side, looking confused.
<<I didn’t and I wouldn’t->>
I mean, he would make fun of someone, but not Charles. Javier respected the hunter too much.
<<Yes you did. Don’t take me for an idiot. You thought I looked so ridiculous with your clothes that you became speechless.>>
<<I was just in… Awe, at… You have a great body, you know that?>>
Suddenly, Charles’ cheeks reddened but for a moment, drawing on his face a confused and surprised expression for the length of time of a flicker of the eye- easily missable.
<<Huh?>>
He couldn't say anything else. And because of that, Javier’s cheeks became red as well for a moment. The two of them could thank God that it was night and neither of them could see the other well.
<<We could… You know, go shopping instead. Buy some clothes that actually fit you, you know?>>
Said the Mexican, bringing together his hands for a moment out of nervousness, but hit them together instead of playing with them or anything of the sort.
The hunter moved his eyes around, looking for God knows what. Probably Bill, thinking that this might have been another way to make a fool out of him. But he didn't see him, and Javier seemed oh so genuine in his proposal. With a light grimace drawn on his face, Charles sighed, looking down for a moment, but quickly raised his sight back up at Javier.
<<...I’d like that.>>
Replied Charles, with a light smile finally drawn on his face.
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littlestarofthewest · 5 years ago
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hi! could i request some chavier fluff? i love those two and i don’t care what you decide to do with it, just something wholesome
It's short and I don't know if it's wholesome, but I gave it a try 🤷‍♀️
Warm For Now
Pairing: Charles Smith x Javier Escuella | Words: 492 | Tags: fluff, cuddling for warmth
Javier hears the muffled sound of boots on snow. Putting his hand on his gun, he squints through the falling snow, looking for an intruder. Instead, Charles rounds the corner and approaches him.
"Hey," he says, and in his deep voice, even the one word brings Javier peace. 
"Hey." Javier rubs his hands together and suppresses the urge to hop from one leg onto the other. "Any news?"
"Arthur and I managed to hunt some deer, so at least we have food for now."
"Finally some good news," Javier says, blowing into his hands. "One less way to die out here."
Charles watches him intently before taking a step closer. "Are you cold?"
"Who isn't?" Javier grunts.
"You're not exactly dressed for the weather."
"I'll manage," Javier says, trying to keep his teeth from chattering. He doesn't want to seem weak, especially in front of Charles.
"Come here," Charles says, opening up his arms.
Javier's heart skips a beat at the mere thought of taking that offer, remembering the last time he was this close to Charles.
"What happened in Blackwater-," he says, trying to come up with the best way to say what he means. "We were both drunk, right? Doesn't have to be more than that."
"I'm just trying to help a friend," Charles says with a soft smile.
It's too tempting to let the moment pass, so Javier closes the short distance between them and lets Charles hug him. Their faces come dangerously close and Javier doesn't dare to breathe.
"I suppose it doesn't have to be more," Charles says, "but it could be."
Javier wonders if Charles is saying what he wished for, and hope blooms in his chest. 
"I don't feel any warmer," he says, deliberately putting an edge into his voice.
Charles watches him for a long moment before he leans in and touches his lips to Javier's. Somehow, they're warm and soft. When Javier leans into it, Charles deepens the kiss and Javier groans with annoyance when he pulls back.
"Warmer?" Charles asks.
"A little," Javier says, but then he lets his teeth click together, "but I think I need more. Much more."
Charles raises his brow at him in question, and Javier grinds against him. "You know, as a friend."
They keep warming each other up until Arthur comes out of the cabin behind them, stopping dead in his tracks. All three of them stare at each other until Arthur clears his throat. 
"Um, I can keep watch for now," he says, nodding over to one of the empty houses, "if you want to head inside for a bit."
At first, Javier wants to decline, but Charles is still holding him, and it's the best he felt in a long time.
"Thanks, Arthur," he says, pulling Charles along. 
Together with the snow, darkness falls over them. Nobody knows what the future might bring, so he might as well find some joy in the now.
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zanazirafanfic · 1 year ago
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I love Charthur, but I would absolutely ship Chavier too.
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all-things-fic · 4 years ago
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Is Harry actually chavvy or are you saying he came from a very normal family but was acting chavvy sometimes? Feeling stupidly American over here 🙈
He has chav tendencies which weave their way through his personality from time to time. Like whistling with his fingers in his mouth, all brash. Chewing gum really obnoxiously. Wearing head to toe tracksuit that are in the same colour. I’m sure he’s had his joggers tucked into his socks too at one point.
In England there are subjects at school that tend to attract the chavier types. Business studies is one of them.
It’s meant as a joke and I find it quite amusing because it’s so unlike how we usually see him. Think it’s great. The #harry your chav is showing tag is meant affectionately.
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fangirl-ramblings · 5 years ago
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Chavier for the ship meme!!!!
who is more likely to fall asleep on the couch
Charles, he'll often wake up to find Javier snuggled into him
who makes meals and who is more likely to hoard take-out menus
They both love to cook, but have different tastes in food
who gives nicknames
Javier will give nicknames in Spanish, so only they know what it means
favorite non-sexual activity
Jamming out - Javier on guitar, Charles on Harmonica
who leaves notes for the other to find
Javier - but they're usually filthy thoughts on what he wants to do to Charles later
who crosses the street to pet a cute dog
Javier, pulling Charles by the hand.
who takes notes on the other’s favorite foods and makes sure the fridge is stocked
Charles will go out of his way to find things that remind Javier of home.
who initiates sex most of the time
Whoever's feeling particularly horny at the time (probably Javier)
who apologizes first after a fight
Javier - loves a good argument, but knows sometimes he gets caught up in debates a says little too much sometimes
who is more protective
Charles is very protective of smol Javier - but knows he is more than capable of looking after himself
who says “I love you” first
Javier - but in Spanish so he could hide his embarrassment if Charles rejected him
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gayxavierplympton · 5 years ago
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im literally about to be the only mf in the whole ray/xavier tag. girl i hate it here... YOU ALL TALK A BIG GAME ABOUT CHAVIER TOO BUT THERE IS LITERALLY 1 FIC IN THE WHOLE DAMN TAG AND IT HAS W/TERSPORTS. write something bc i cant DO this anymore ladies
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fangirl-ramblings · 6 years ago
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But they don't later on - have they had a falling out?
What if Javier and Charles are sharing a tent in Horseshoe Overlook because they're dating?
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scionsthings · 8 months ago
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I want to draw and do things but life is too hot welp-
Also my friend just finished Chapter 2 of their Chavier fic I must publish it in these days
Hope to contribute with a drawing too as I did for the first Chapter but really people it's too hot to live
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apsbicepstraining · 7 years ago
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47 Funny Memes That Will Speak To Your Inner Basic Bitch
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You’re working at a hedge fund? bro that’s awesome. you were always pretty unoriginal and I had a seeming you would do coin for a living. Can you maybe keep your accomplishments to yourself before it daunts everybody else at this party? Some of us are on a lot of drugs right now and frankly it’s rude to talk about you convene developmental milestones and having “love” in your life. Thanks. (@ cabbagecatmemes )
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hey … “xavier” … Have I told you that you are.. Hands down … my brand-new favorite person? oh, YOU say I exactly told you that thirty seconds ago but I recollect( belch) I will be, government officials magistrate of time in this gondola, Chavier. Because … I examined time in, college .. Chaviery ,,, whats the craziest act you’ve seen as a sled driver in this city. hahahaha oh shit I just said “sled driver ??! ” ahahaha Javier that’s INSANE … It’s, primarily, the reason for that, is earlier the other day there was a movie about sled wolfs and I guess it’s down there .. In, my subconscious. Melvin? I don’t kno- sorry, Xaviery? I don’t know if I have my keys to my, neighbourhood. So this will be, preferably entertaining your best friend, when I have to kick the door down to get In. But in the big picture I’m just so happy that .. Chavier saved me from that party tonight. Chavier, you are coming to my family’s thanksgiving. Yeah you are. You wait and look, Carlos when That request comes to Your Lincoln navigator, which I would like to tell your boss that you also Impede very clean and searching( belching) majestic. You’re gonna be there at thanksgiving with me as, my parents- behavior of thanking you for saving Me . . It’s how science toils. What’re you gonna wear? (@ cabbagecatmemes )
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Really, bro? You got a picture of yourself sitting next to a minor luminary who seems uncomfortable and under duress? Got bottle service at the association and felt like sharing the receipt with the world? New sneakers? Congratulations. You precisely applied the most horrible, obnoxious humblebrag and now I’m legally allowed to drown you .
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damn, babe. we was texting backward and forward all day. then my epoch then was real brightened when that pic of u came through. there u were. my girlfriend. skimpy organization. iPhone pointed at that mirror in yo bedroom. u lookin mad cute. mad good. i ain’t consider no teeth but that’s cool cus ur lips was pursed in a seductive lil knowing smile. it was like yo look was saying “Yeah we did all kinds of sinful-ass things together last weekend but I ain’t relenting and merely my husband kno jus how freaky I am& far as the rest the world referred, I’m a actual angel. a angel that wear lingerie, for the purposes of our painting .’ I be smilin so hArd. then I check the instagram … YO! how person got into my phone and threw my phone on the Instagram ?? and who this nigga’ giantspro1 38′ script that my daughter “gorgeous.” hold up … Oh fuck no. you done uploaded my draw to the Instagram? why, daughter? I don’t adoration u enough? who u tryna share that smile with? damn … guess everyone gonna ascertain I went good taste that’s cool. and I ain’t callin I a chisel or a thirsty, but embankment. predict the freaky happens that we do, r exclusively between me and u& thousands of strange people that look our social medias .. not mad … precisely feelin like, 20% less special rite now
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learning by star-wipes
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the hills come alive, husband. fuck’s sake .
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blessed to announce that I am anointed to announce these realistic seems .
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oh hey girl. or we could talk about potassium, k. Cherish some chemistry talk if u just knowing that amine
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the fuckboy shirt, by @dizzle_saint_james
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hobbies include doing coin for a living. awaiting till I’m blackout wino to express any seems. and shorts with little swine on them to showcase my wild slope. do u even asset bank bro?( tweet by @stuartvcraig )
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first baristas gotta find me … what’s 50 kors pouch to a motherfucka like me can you delight prompt me ?
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Yes, I’ll have a Venti mete child abuse with two kills of Okay This is Kind of Adorbs but Definitely Mentioning This in Therapy. Why white people need closer monitoring, Exhibit# 82,868 B “Train up a basic in the way she should go, and when she is old she shall not deviating from it.” -Kors 4:13 (@ periodictabledancer )
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I would give this target zero starrings if I could, but I’m legally required to give them one idol. I don’t commonly use the computer. But after “dining” at this hellish Turkish prison disguised as an alleged “restaurant, ” I enrolled in a continuing training direction at my town’s library to learn about the Internet so I could alarm others to prevent this situate that destroyed their own families. We made a reservation for two. When we arrived, there was a junk on the storey. When I objected this out to the “manager, ” he told me that there are tens of billions of junk corpuscles in the air at any right moment and that they may actually be composed of the representatives of my own scalp and rudely suggested that I would enjoy my dining experience more if I didn’t drawing my electron microscope to the counter. Nice try! When the liquid arrived, my teeth were rudely awakened by the most obnoxiously cold ice cubes I have ever been assaulted with. I now take medication to deal with the stress of ingesting here once. If I save simply one life by writing this, my sacrifice may precisely be worth it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to read Fifty Shades of Grey to my felines.( via @robfee11 )
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Did He like, come down from a mountain? Was there a burning bush that spoke to you? Did He give you permission to talk about it on Instagram? Did he send you the Kors pocketed or just give you the strength to evident one? (@ trevso_personal )
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be safe. make sure Netflix& shivering doesn’t become Netflix& children( via @carolynduchene )
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hope this obligates your day astounding
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you know how that shit get .. missin’ that ex that was shit for you WOAH! yeah they are able to verse em and perhaps sexuality em but 3 hours later it’s like NO! I need a shower a Xanax and a brand-new country to GO
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shoutout to all my sleepless friends in various regions of the world who are capable of play this tonight. first to pick up the phone and text a shitty ex loses. hang in there. trev loves you
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AND THIS WHY I TELL THESE FEMALES JUS CAUSE A MAN SPIT GAME N GOT HISSELF A POET’S TYPIN SKILLS ON A ACTUAL INSTAGRAM CAPTION DOES NOT, I REPEAT DOES NOT MEAN HE NECESSARILY WORTH SHIT. HOW MANY TIMES U GO TO BRAZIL CUZ OF A SMOOTH ASS COMMENT N HE NOWHERE 2 BE Known? THATS NOT A VIABLE WAY TO PLAN A ACTUAL FUTURE. PEOPLE USE THE WORD “THIRSTY” TOO MUCH THESE DAYS BUT ANY REAL FEMALE WILL TELL U THAT EFFORT IS ATTRACTIVE- THE SIMPLE THINGS; PULL OUT CHAIRS, TEXT HER FAMILY, DONT MAKE HER PAY AT THE OLIVE GARDEN, DONT BE A ACTUAL GRIZZLY BEAR WHO USES PEOPLE 4 SALMON AND HUCKLEBERRIES. MAKE YO ALLEGED MAN PROVE HIS SELF BEFORE U Yield IT ALL AWAY N FIND YOSELF LONELY LIKE A WHITE GIRL TRYNA FIND THE WINE DEPARTMENT (@ carolynduchene )
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“Evolution of a Friday Night.” -by @ katethewasp Tag some1 u enjoy but u r too tired 2 realistically hang w/ 2nite !
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realistic friend points
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shoutout to those girls you’ve been following on Instagram for 3 years. U construed slew of thirst-trap mirror selfies with lots of creepy remarks under them from busters hopin’ they had a chance. Every now and then- something slightly unexplained like maybe a picture of a gift like a glistening duo of Loubs with no caption or explanation of where them shoes received from. Or maybe once every the three months you received her standing on a balcony of a neat Caribbean hotel and she smiling and it’s like’ who took this painting ?’ but you shrug it off and say it was probly her mamas. she close with her mommas and they are likely travel together. most of her feed be typical daughter substance. out boozing w/ pals. out at EDM celebrations with the flower headdress and the tit out and she lookin like a free spirit and prob on molly and u lurkin her sheet for years and the the working day BAM! “so this just happened can’t just waiting invest the rest of my life undertaking my perfect man.” Hold up hold out hold out run the goddamn infringes. You went 3,800 photos and not a single one of them boast a actual gentleman. not formerly. not one actual being. now you just discontinue this wedding missile on the world? girlfriend, what in the fuck else is you capable of obscure? u straight up attracted some talented mr ripley shit on the whole world. experience your wedding, assassin .
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honestly whatever rn
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On the Internet, all the refrigerate children are like “sorry I missed your bellow, I don’t use my phone for that ” or “calling someone is the rudest concept you can do.” Nah son. Nah. You know what’s rude? Roping me in to a half-day long’ exchange’ where I have to stare at my radioactive telephone and sort shit while I dismiss the people I’m next to and read your abbreviations and emojis to are going to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: that it would be better to meet up next week for dinner instead of tonight. Most of you are safe, but if you’re my lover or one of the 3 parties I care about- I might actually call your ass. Wrap yo mind around that. You and me. Voice to singer , motherfucker. Just like they did in caveman daylights. Paleo communication. Namaste .
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literally done with negativity. getting all the negativity out of my life. going on a killing rampage to get rid of the negative beings. kors .
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don’t let fitness points prevent you from living the life you were meant to enjoy .
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for anyone who saw you last night
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truly transportive know (@ dizzle_saint_james )
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priorities, bro. I’ve been steady laughing at this image all morning like an imbecile
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greet the sunup get back in touch with a whole cluster of random parties. Nervously alphabetize everything in your kitchen. Scavenge the flooring like it’s never been scavenged before. Forget what nutrient is for 10 hours. Appear a strange gumption of attainment although you invested the day focusing even harder on your distractions
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apsbicepstraining · 7 years ago
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47 Funny Memes That Will Speak To Your Inner Basic Bitch
1.
You’re working at a hedge fund? bro that’s awesome. you were always pretty unoriginal and I had a seeming you would do coin for a living. Can you maybe keep your accomplishments to yourself before it daunts everybody else at this party? Some of us are on a lot of drugs right now and frankly it’s rude to talk about you convene developmental milestones and having “love” in your life. Thanks. (@ cabbagecatmemes )
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hey … “xavier” … Have I told you that you are.. Hands down … my brand-new favorite person? oh, YOU say I exactly told you that thirty seconds ago but I recollect( belch) I will be, government officials magistrate of time in this gondola, Chavier. Because … I examined time in, college .. Chaviery ,,, whats the craziest act you’ve seen as a sled driver in this city. hahahaha oh shit I just said “sled driver ??! ” ahahaha Javier that’s INSANE … It’s, primarily, the reason for that, is earlier the other day there was a movie about sled wolfs and I guess it’s down there .. In, my subconscious. Melvin? I don’t kno- sorry, Xaviery? I don’t know if I have my keys to my, neighbourhood. So this will be, preferably entertaining your best friend, when I have to kick the door down to get In. But in the big picture I’m just so happy that .. Chavier saved me from that party tonight. Chavier, you are coming to my family’s thanksgiving. Yeah you are. You wait and look, Carlos when That request comes to Your Lincoln navigator, which I would like to tell your boss that you also Impede very clean and searching( belching) majestic. You’re gonna be there at thanksgiving with me as, my parents- behavior of thanking you for saving Me . . It’s how science toils. What’re you gonna wear? (@ cabbagecatmemes )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 7:29 am PDT
3.
Really, bro? You got a picture of yourself sitting next to a minor luminary who seems uncomfortable and under duress? Got bottle service at the association and felt like sharing the receipt with the world? New sneakers? Congratulations. You precisely applied the most horrible, obnoxious humblebrag and now I’m legally allowed to drown you .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm PDT
4.
damn, babe. we was texting backward and forward all day. then my epoch then was real brightened when that pic of u came through. there u were. my girlfriend. skimpy organization. iPhone pointed at that mirror in yo bedroom. u lookin mad cute. mad good. i ain’t consider no teeth but that’s cool cus ur lips was pursed in a seductive lil knowing smile. it was like yo look was saying “Yeah we did all kinds of sinful-ass things together last weekend but I ain’t relenting and merely my husband kno jus how freaky I am& far as the rest the world referred, I’m a actual angel. a angel that wear lingerie, for the purposes of our painting .’ I be smilin so hArd. then I check the instagram … YO! how person got into my phone and threw my phone on the Instagram ?? and who this nigga’ giantspro1 38′ script that my daughter “gorgeous.” hold up … Oh fuck no. you done uploaded my draw to the Instagram? why, daughter? I don’t adoration u enough? who u tryna share that smile with? damn … guess everyone gonna ascertain I went good taste that’s cool. and I ain’t callin I a chisel or a thirsty, but embankment. predict the freaky happens that we do, r exclusively between me and u& thousands of strange people that look our social medias .. not mad … precisely feelin like, 20% less special rite now
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 15, 2015 at 5:05 pm PDT
5.
learning by star-wipes
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 3:29 pm PDT
6.
the hills come alive, husband. fuck’s sake .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 10:03 am PDT
7.
blessed to announce that I am anointed to announce these realistic seems .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:10 pm PDT
8.
oh hey girl. or we could talk about potassium, k. Cherish some chemistry talk if u just knowing that amine
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 6:37 pm PDT
9.
the fuckboy shirt, by @dizzle_saint_james
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 7:58 am PDT
10.
hobbies include doing coin for a living. awaiting till I’m blackout wino to express any seems. and shorts with little swine on them to showcase my wild slope. do u even asset bank bro?( tweet by @stuartvcraig )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 15, 2015 at 11:59 am PDT
11.
first baristas gotta find me … what’s 50 kors pouch to a motherfucka like me can you delight prompt me ?
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 8: 08 pm PDT
12.
Yes, I’ll have a Venti mete child abuse with two kills of Okay This is Kind of Adorbs but Definitely Mentioning This in Therapy. Why white people need closer monitoring, Exhibit# 82,868 B “Train up a basic in the way she should go, and when she is old she shall not deviating from it.” -Kors 4:13 (@ periodictabledancer )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 4:12 pm PDT
13.
I would give this target zero starrings if I could, but I’m legally required to give them one idol. I don’t commonly use the computer. But after “dining” at this hellish Turkish prison disguised as an alleged “restaurant, ” I enrolled in a continuing training direction at my town’s library to learn about the Internet so I could alarm others to prevent this situate that destroyed their own families. We made a reservation for two. When we arrived, there was a junk on the storey. When I objected this out to the “manager, ” he told me that there are tens of billions of junk corpuscles in the air at any right moment and that they may actually be composed of the representatives of my own scalp and rudely suggested that I would enjoy my dining experience more if I didn’t drawing my electron microscope to the counter. Nice try! When the liquid arrived, my teeth were rudely awakened by the most obnoxiously cold ice cubes I have ever been assaulted with. I now take medication to deal with the stress of ingesting here once. If I save simply one life by writing this, my sacrifice may precisely be worth it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to read Fifty Shades of Grey to my felines.( via @robfee11 )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 3:19 pm PDT
14.
Did He like, come down from a mountain? Was there a burning bush that spoke to you? Did He give you permission to talk about it on Instagram? Did he send you the Kors pocketed or just give you the strength to evident one? (@ trevso_personal )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 6:51 am PDT
15.
be safe. make sure Netflix& shivering doesn’t become Netflix& children( via @carolynduchene )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 14, 2015 at 8: 23 am PDT
16.
hope this obligates your day astounding
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 6:25 am PDT
17.
you know how that shit get .. missin’ that ex that was shit for you WOAH! yeah they are able to verse em and perhaps sexuality em but 3 hours later it’s like NO! I need a shower a Xanax and a brand-new country to GO
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 30, 2015 at 3:57 pm PDT
18.
shoutout to all my sleepless friends in various regions of the world who are capable of play this tonight. first to pick up the phone and text a shitty ex loses. hang in there. trev loves you
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 28, 2015 at 8: 11 pm PDT
19.
AND THIS WHY I TELL THESE FEMALES JUS CAUSE A MAN SPIT GAME N GOT HISSELF A POET’S TYPIN SKILLS ON A ACTUAL INSTAGRAM CAPTION DOES NOT, I REPEAT DOES NOT MEAN HE NECESSARILY WORTH SHIT. HOW MANY TIMES U GO TO BRAZIL CUZ OF A SMOOTH ASS COMMENT N HE NOWHERE 2 BE Known? THATS NOT A VIABLE WAY TO PLAN A ACTUAL FUTURE. PEOPLE USE THE WORD “THIRSTY” TOO MUCH THESE DAYS BUT ANY REAL FEMALE WILL TELL U THAT EFFORT IS ATTRACTIVE- THE SIMPLE THINGS; PULL OUT CHAIRS, TEXT HER FAMILY, DONT MAKE HER PAY AT THE OLIVE GARDEN, DONT BE A ACTUAL GRIZZLY BEAR WHO USES PEOPLE 4 SALMON AND HUCKLEBERRIES. MAKE YO ALLEGED MAN PROVE HIS SELF BEFORE U Yield IT ALL AWAY N FIND YOSELF LONELY LIKE A WHITE GIRL TRYNA FIND THE WINE DEPARTMENT (@ carolynduchene )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 21, 2015 at 10:35 pm PDT
20.
“Evolution of a Friday Night.” -by @ katethewasp Tag some1 u enjoy but u r too tired 2 realistically hang w/ 2nite !
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 18, 2015 at 7:41 am PDT
21.
realistic friend points
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 13, 2015 at 7:11 am PDT
22.
shoutout to those girls you’ve been following on Instagram for 3 years. U construed slew of thirst-trap mirror selfies with lots of creepy remarks under them from busters hopin’ they had a chance. Every now and then- something slightly unexplained like maybe a picture of a gift like a glistening duo of Loubs with no caption or explanation of where them shoes received from. Or maybe once every the three months you received her standing on a balcony of a neat Caribbean hotel and she smiling and it’s like’ who took this painting ?’ but you shrug it off and say it was probly her mamas. she close with her mommas and they are likely travel together. most of her feed be typical daughter substance. out boozing w/ pals. out at EDM celebrations with the flower headdress and the tit out and she lookin like a free spirit and prob on molly and u lurkin her sheet for years and the the working day BAM! “so this just happened can’t just waiting invest the rest of my life undertaking my perfect man.” Hold up hold out hold out run the goddamn infringes. You went 3,800 photos and not a single one of them boast a actual gentleman. not formerly. not one actual being. now you just discontinue this wedding missile on the world? girlfriend, what in the fuck else is you capable of obscure? u straight up attracted some talented mr ripley shit on the whole world. experience your wedding, assassin .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 10, 2015 at 11:05 am PDT
23.
honestly whatever rn
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 7, 2015 at 8: 02 pm PDT
24.
On the Internet, all the refrigerate children are like “sorry I missed your bellow, I don’t use my phone for that ” or “calling someone is the rudest concept you can do.” Nah son. Nah. You know what’s rude? Roping me in to a half-day long’ exchange’ where I have to stare at my radioactive telephone and sort shit while I dismiss the people I’m next to and read your abbreviations and emojis to are going to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: that it would be better to meet up next week for dinner instead of tonight. Most of you are safe, but if you’re my lover or one of the 3 parties I care about- I might actually call your ass. Wrap yo mind around that. You and me. Voice to singer , motherfucker. Just like they did in caveman daylights. Paleo communication. Namaste .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 6, 2015 at 9:56 am PDT
25.
literally done with negativity. getting all the negativity out of my life. going on a killing rampage to get rid of the negative beings. kors .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 10:27 pm PDT
26.
don’t let fitness points prevent you from living the life you were meant to enjoy .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 11:49 am PDT
27.
for anyone who saw you last night
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 7:25 am PDT
28.
truly transportive know (@ dizzle_saint_james )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 6:50 pm PDT
29.
priorities, bro. I’ve been steady laughing at this image all morning like an imbecile
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 10:30 am PDT
30.
greet the sunup get back in touch with a whole cluster of random parties. Nervously alphabetize everything in your kitchen. Scavenge the flooring like it’s never been scavenged before. Forget what nutrient is for 10 hours. Appear a strange gumption of attainment although you invested the day focusing even harder on your distractions
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 8: 01 am PDT
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47 Funny Memes That Will Speak To Your Inner Basic Bitch
1.
You’re working at a hedge fund? bro that’s awesome. you were always pretty unoriginal and I had a seeming you would do coin for a living. Can you maybe keep your accomplishments to yourself before it daunts everybody else at this party? Some of us are on a lot of drugs right now and frankly it’s rude to talk about you convene developmental milestones and having “love” in your life. Thanks. (@ cabbagecatmemes )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 9:51 pm PDT
2.
hey … “xavier” … Have I told you that you are.. Hands down … my brand-new favorite person? oh, YOU say I exactly told you that thirty seconds ago but I recollect( belch) I will be, government officials magistrate of time in this gondola, Chavier. Because … I examined time in, college .. Chaviery ,,, whats the craziest act you’ve seen as a sled driver in this city. hahahaha oh shit I just said “sled driver ??! ” ahahaha Javier that’s INSANE … It’s, primarily, the reason for that, is earlier the other day there was a movie about sled wolfs and I guess it’s down there .. In, my subconscious. Melvin? I don’t kno- sorry, Xaviery? I don’t know if I have my keys to my, neighbourhood. So this will be, preferably entertaining your best friend, when I have to kick the door down to get In. But in the big picture I’m just so happy that .. Chavier saved me from that party tonight. Chavier, you are coming to my family’s thanksgiving. Yeah you are. You wait and look, Carlos when That request comes to Your Lincoln navigator, which I would like to tell your boss that you also Impede very clean and searching( belching) majestic. You’re gonna be there at thanksgiving with me as, my parents- behavior of thanking you for saving Me . . It’s how science toils. What’re you gonna wear? (@ cabbagecatmemes )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 7:29 am PDT
3.
Really, bro? You got a picture of yourself sitting next to a minor luminary who seems uncomfortable and under duress? Got bottle service at the association and felt like sharing the receipt with the world? New sneakers? Congratulations. You precisely applied the most horrible, obnoxious humblebrag and now I’m legally allowed to drown you .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm PDT
4.
damn, babe. we was texting backward and forward all day. then my epoch then was real brightened when that pic of u came through. there u were. my girlfriend. skimpy organization. iPhone pointed at that mirror in yo bedroom. u lookin mad cute. mad good. i ain’t consider no teeth but that’s cool cus ur lips was pursed in a seductive lil knowing smile. it was like yo look was saying “Yeah we did all kinds of sinful-ass things together last weekend but I ain’t relenting and merely my husband kno jus how freaky I am& far as the rest the world referred, I’m a actual angel. a angel that wear lingerie, for the purposes of our painting .’ I be smilin so hArd. then I check the instagram … YO! how person got into my phone and threw my phone on the Instagram ?? and who this nigga’ giantspro1 38′ script that my daughter “gorgeous.” hold up … Oh fuck no. you done uploaded my draw to the Instagram? why, daughter? I don’t adoration u enough? who u tryna share that smile with? damn … guess everyone gonna ascertain I went good taste that’s cool. and I ain’t callin I a chisel or a thirsty, but embankment. predict the freaky happens that we do, r exclusively between me and u& thousands of strange people that look our social medias .. not mad … precisely feelin like, 20% less special rite now
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 15, 2015 at 5:05 pm PDT
5.
learning by star-wipes
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 3:29 pm PDT
6.
the hills come alive, husband. fuck’s sake .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 10:03 am PDT
7.
blessed to announce that I am anointed to announce these realistic seems .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:10 pm PDT
8.
oh hey girl. or we could talk about potassium, k. Cherish some chemistry talk if u just knowing that amine
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 6:37 pm PDT
9.
the fuckboy shirt, by @dizzle_saint_james
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 7:58 am PDT
10.
hobbies include doing coin for a living. awaiting till I’m blackout wino to express any seems. and shorts with little swine on them to showcase my wild slope. do u even asset bank bro?( tweet by @stuartvcraig )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 15, 2015 at 11:59 am PDT
11.
first baristas gotta find me … what’s 50 kors pouch to a motherfucka like me can you delight prompt me ?
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 8: 08 pm PDT
12.
Yes, I’ll have a Venti mete child abuse with two kills of Okay This is Kind of Adorbs but Definitely Mentioning This in Therapy. Why white people need closer monitoring, Exhibit# 82,868 B “Train up a basic in the way she should go, and when she is old she shall not deviating from it.” -Kors 4:13 (@ periodictabledancer )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 4:12 pm PDT
13.
I would give this target zero starrings if I could, but I’m legally required to give them one idol. I don’t commonly use the computer. But after “dining” at this hellish Turkish prison disguised as an alleged “restaurant, ” I enrolled in a continuing training direction at my town’s library to learn about the Internet so I could alarm others to prevent this situate that destroyed their own families. We made a reservation for two. When we arrived, there was a junk on the storey. When I objected this out to the “manager, ” he told me that there are tens of billions of junk corpuscles in the air at any right moment and that they may actually be composed of the representatives of my own scalp and rudely suggested that I would enjoy my dining experience more if I didn’t drawing my electron microscope to the counter. Nice try! When the liquid arrived, my teeth were rudely awakened by the most obnoxiously cold ice cubes I have ever been assaulted with. I now take medication to deal with the stress of ingesting here once. If I save simply one life by writing this, my sacrifice may precisely be worth it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to read Fifty Shades of Grey to my felines.( via @robfee11 )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 3:19 pm PDT
14.
Did He like, come down from a mountain? Was there a burning bush that spoke to you? Did He give you permission to talk about it on Instagram? Did he send you the Kors pocketed or just give you the strength to evident one? (@ trevso_personal )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 6:51 am PDT
15.
be safe. make sure Netflix& shivering doesn’t become Netflix& children( via @carolynduchene )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 14, 2015 at 8: 23 am PDT
16.
hope this obligates your day astounding
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 6:25 am PDT
17.
you know how that shit get .. missin’ that ex that was shit for you WOAH! yeah they are able to verse em and perhaps sexuality em but 3 hours later it’s like NO! I need a shower a Xanax and a brand-new country to GO
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 30, 2015 at 3:57 pm PDT
18.
shoutout to all my sleepless friends in various regions of the world who are capable of play this tonight. first to pick up the phone and text a shitty ex loses. hang in there. trev loves you
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 28, 2015 at 8: 11 pm PDT
19.
AND THIS WHY I TELL THESE FEMALES JUS CAUSE A MAN SPIT GAME N GOT HISSELF A POET’S TYPIN SKILLS ON A ACTUAL INSTAGRAM CAPTION DOES NOT, I REPEAT DOES NOT MEAN HE NECESSARILY WORTH SHIT. HOW MANY TIMES U GO TO BRAZIL CUZ OF A SMOOTH ASS COMMENT N HE NOWHERE 2 BE Known? THATS NOT A VIABLE WAY TO PLAN A ACTUAL FUTURE. PEOPLE USE THE WORD “THIRSTY” TOO MUCH THESE DAYS BUT ANY REAL FEMALE WILL TELL U THAT EFFORT IS ATTRACTIVE- THE SIMPLE THINGS; PULL OUT CHAIRS, TEXT HER FAMILY, DONT MAKE HER PAY AT THE OLIVE GARDEN, DONT BE A ACTUAL GRIZZLY BEAR WHO USES PEOPLE 4 SALMON AND HUCKLEBERRIES. MAKE YO ALLEGED MAN PROVE HIS SELF BEFORE U Yield IT ALL AWAY N FIND YOSELF LONELY LIKE A WHITE GIRL TRYNA FIND THE WINE DEPARTMENT (@ carolynduchene )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 21, 2015 at 10:35 pm PDT
20.
“Evolution of a Friday Night.” -by @ katethewasp Tag some1 u enjoy but u r too tired 2 realistically hang w/ 2nite !
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 18, 2015 at 7:41 am PDT
21.
realistic friend points
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 13, 2015 at 7:11 am PDT
22.
shoutout to those girls you’ve been following on Instagram for 3 years. U construed slew of thirst-trap mirror selfies with lots of creepy remarks under them from busters hopin’ they had a chance. Every now and then- something slightly unexplained like maybe a picture of a gift like a glistening duo of Loubs with no caption or explanation of where them shoes received from. Or maybe once every the three months you received her standing on a balcony of a neat Caribbean hotel and she smiling and it’s like’ who took this painting ?’ but you shrug it off and say it was probly her mamas. she close with her mommas and they are likely travel together. most of her feed be typical daughter substance. out boozing w/ pals. out at EDM celebrations with the flower headdress and the tit out and she lookin like a free spirit and prob on molly and u lurkin her sheet for years and the the working day BAM! “so this just happened can’t just waiting invest the rest of my life undertaking my perfect man.” Hold up hold out hold out run the goddamn infringes. You went 3,800 photos and not a single one of them boast a actual gentleman. not formerly. not one actual being. now you just discontinue this wedding missile on the world? girlfriend, what in the fuck else is you capable of obscure? u straight up attracted some talented mr ripley shit on the whole world. experience your wedding, assassin .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 10, 2015 at 11:05 am PDT
23.
honestly whatever rn
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 7, 2015 at 8: 02 pm PDT
24.
On the Internet, all the refrigerate children are like “sorry I missed your bellow, I don’t use my phone for that ” or “calling someone is the rudest concept you can do.” Nah son. Nah. You know what’s rude? Roping me in to a half-day long’ exchange’ where I have to stare at my radioactive telephone and sort shit while I dismiss the people I’m next to and read your abbreviations and emojis to are going to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: that it would be better to meet up next week for dinner instead of tonight. Most of you are safe, but if you’re my lover or one of the 3 parties I care about- I might actually call your ass. Wrap yo mind around that. You and me. Voice to singer , motherfucker. Just like they did in caveman daylights. Paleo communication. Namaste .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 6, 2015 at 9:56 am PDT
25.
literally done with negativity. getting all the negativity out of my life. going on a killing rampage to get rid of the negative beings. kors .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 10:27 pm PDT
26.
don’t let fitness points prevent you from living the life you were meant to enjoy .
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 11:49 am PDT
27.
for anyone who saw you last night
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 7:25 am PDT
28.
truly transportive know (@ dizzle_saint_james )
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 6:50 pm PDT
29.
priorities, bro. I’ve been steady laughing at this image all morning like an imbecile
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 10:30 am PDT
30.
greet the sunup get back in touch with a whole cluster of random parties. Nervously alphabetize everything in your kitchen. Scavenge the flooring like it’s never been scavenged before. Forget what nutrient is for 10 hours. Appear a strange gumption of attainment although you invested the day focusing even harder on your distractions
A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 8: 01 am PDT
31.
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