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thatonegayship · 2 years ago

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Goddamn it, stop leaving the extra cute bits in the tags!!

One shot idea,, maybe?

Dipper stumbling in on Bill's really evil and nefarious work personality and seeing him switch to seeing his mortal. (Also any demons around being confused and uncomfy)

I think that would be funny

Honestly I've thought about writing something like this several times, I've just never fit it in between all the other stuff I'm doing!

But I do love the idea of Bill cackling - nah, laughing maniacally - in front of a group of minions. Perhaps perusing a map showing the absolute devastation he's about to wreak, or on a interplanar zoom call with some hapless 'heroes' he's made a deal to destroy -

Then in walks Dipper, like. In pyjama pants. Drinking out of a mug that says 'Second Best Husband' (Bill claimed the #1 mug) and just. Raises an eyebrow.

Cue Bill breaking off to coo over him greet him with a big smile, and absolutely trying to coax him into a kiss.

(I think it's important to add that Dipper during all of this knows Bill's up to some nasty shit - but it's going on in the Mindscape, and they did settle on a moral 'live and let live' situation. Best just to not ask any questions.)

Dipper originally came in to ask Bill about something mundane - but now Bill's smug scheming is on hold for like, a full three minutes, as everyone present is forced to watch the equivalent of a supervillain bickering with his favorite cute young being, with extra visible embarrassment/disgust from the demonic minions. (Optional confusion/disgust from the Hero Team if the zoom call scenario is in play)

Then Dipper lets Bill know he's gonna go, and Bill insinuates that it'll be very easy to finish up his work super quick and they can meet back up later - and there's an overly long kiss which is incredibly awkward for everyone to watch.

And as Dipper leaves, Bill then sits back in his throne and clears his throat. "Okay, where was I?" Snap of the fingers. "Right!"

The scene resumes where it started - maniacal laughter and all.

#the best part is obviously a large group of people/demons/??? witnessing their love involuntarily #especially the heroes via zoom call trying to stop this maniac at all costs. They've seen nothing BUT a big scary maniac #at most bill might have a small cat he likes to stroke while relaying his evil plans. Not a whole husband wearing Babba pj pants #to think they'd be so openly intimate in front of all those people and historians STILL thought they were Roommates™#it gets me thinking that Earth is just very isolated from the rest of the universe so much so that they completely miss the big hints #because Dipper keeps it off camera and off record but bill would never miss an opportunity to showcase how he landed this fine mortal #so while Humans may not see it literally everyone else within the multiverse has a pretty good idea of their whole arrangement #obviously demons and it's not like they aren't gossipy motherfuckers so I'm sure they pass the news around to other galactic species #plus that whole display bill put on via Zoom call. though I suppose it doesn't matter what he does if he plans on killing them regardless #might as well indulge in some well-deserved PDA. He's a master of torture and second-hand embarrassment is effective as hell #come on you prudes. you gotta admit they make a pretty handsome couple regardless of how fucked up the whole thing is.#i still dont have a super good idea of dipper's plans for the future. only that he becomes a hero and works with bill in the process #that being said Bill is clearly still doing evil shit. He's already well-eatablished and after some years so is Dipper #Forget Earth. A whole bunch of Demons and Civilizations saved because dipper had mercy know all about their villain/hero romance thing #what a strange and fucked up love story you two have going on. the galaxy is mortified #still every planet has teenage girls and this is a perfect opportunity to live out their fantasies vicariously through hot young men #they pity earthling girls a hundred years in the future arguing with historians over the inherent homoeroticism of their relationship #while on Glemrock-618 the Billdip dynamic has intergrated into society as a Romeo/Juliet story in infamy for its tragic love 😔#The whole reincarnation deal is still a well-kept secret but the romance is about as apparent as it gets and bill clearly loved that human #It's not like their love is Widely known but for the lives Dipper did manage to save by talking Bill down from it how could word not spread #its at least passed around that this mortal stopped Bill and that he lives with Bill and that hey! He's got a ring on him!#Clearly something's up 🧐 Earth may just be the laughing stock of some very lgbt aliens 😔 how embarrassing #nonsensical rambling aside how fucking funny is it to imagine the heroes averting their eyes because they dont want to intrude #bill has them suspended over a shark tank or spread on a table about to get sawed in half when this human pokes his head in #and Bill's evil laugh cuts off and he's suddenly playful and fond and tucking some hair behind the boy's ear and cupping his face close and #oh. oh dear 😳 that there villain is kissing what looks to be a twunk of some sort 🧐#no no be polite they need their privacy 😤 Bill's henchmen are hiding their faces under their hands in embarrassment the whole time #i also love the idea of bill somehow convincing dipper to sit in on the meeting. And his lap. He plays with his hair and Dipper just 🙄(😳)#the hero will be in the middle of their speach about justice and hope when bill leans in to whisper something in his ear #dipper doesnt laugh but he's fighting back a smile and the hero starts sweating like 'what did the dream demon just tell you'

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