#and 'the cat' is a 600+lb Great Sabrecat lol

[daezedglownut]

I love coming up with random head canons which continue to get more and more ludicrous as time goes on, but at the same time feel so damn RIGHT for the characters that I can't see them any other way.

Anyway, that's all preamble to say that once they're all living under the one roof, Erik 100% buys Don Rodrigo dumb as shit cheap novelty t-shirts they sell at the beach for tourists. And Don Rodrigo 100% indulges him and wears them around the house, and sometimes when he has to go into town for something.

They start off innocent enough, like "I like coffee, and maybe 3 people", and ends up with shit that says "same twat, different shirt" and "I shaved my balls for this"

Servantes: >_> Señor...

Don Rodrigo: <_< Hm? What? I'm getting some steak for the cat, did we need anything else..?

Servantes, looking down to a t-shirt that says "certified sex instructor - first lesson free!": ... no, Señor...