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realcube · 4 years ago

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What BNHA Heroes have their s/o saved as in their phone

Class 1A x Reader

+ Aizawa and Shinsou

tw// cussing, cringe smh, lots of love <3

Class 1A

Yuga Aoyama

he has you saved as ‘my ✨star✨’

and honestly you love it because he calls you that in real life too

Mina Ashido

she has you saved as ‘bubs 💞💓💖💝💘💕’

the only reason there isn’t more hearts was because of the limit smh

she changes it every few weeks to a new pet name though

also she calls you that irl sometimes

Tsuyu Asui

she has you saved as ‘my flower 🌺’

honestly, the only reason she put you as that rather than your name because of your intense love for flora

every date you take Tsuyu on is always to somewhere with beautiful scenery and an abundance of flowers

Tenya Iida

he has you saved as ‘beef stew’

he originally had you saved as ‘(Y/N) (L/N)’

but you showed him that you had him saved as ‘Honey’ so he wanted to save you under a pet name too

however, he couldn’t really think of one so he asked for you assistance and you told him that most cute pet names come from food

“So, what food do I remind you of, Iida?”

“Beef stew.”

Needless to say you both were laughing your asses off for a while after that

but it’s still cute because beef stew is his favourite food just like you are his favourite person

Ochako Uraraka

she has you saved as ‘(L/N) <3 ’

she wanted to use a heart emoticon but her flip-phone doesn’t let her smh

Also she doesn’t have a pet name for you yet but she is working on it

like she tried calling you ‘baby girl’ but then you explained to her the sexual undertones to that name so she stopped and she’s been too embarrassed since then to try again

Mashirao Ojiro

he has you saved as ‘tail boy’s s/o 🤪’

y’all had a whole-ass discussion about this one time lmao

y’all were brainstorming ideas for what you should save each other as in your phones

you didn’t want to have something basic like ‘babe�� or ‘my heart🥰’ but rather something funny and you suggested (jokingly) to save his contact as ‘tail boy’

and rather than being offended like you thought he’d be, you both ended up laughing your asses of together for a solid 5 minutes (at least)

so you saved his contact as that and since he couldn’t come up with a funny nickname in relation to your quirk, he just saved you as ‘tail boy’s s/o🤪’

Denki Kaminari

he has you saved as ‘ASH CECHUM 😩😳💦🌚💓🧀'

plz don’t ask about the emojis idek

anyway, he saw that you saved him as ‘Pikachu <3′ which makes sense considering his quirk..

so he took it upon himself to save your contact as - in his own words - “That guy who owns the Pikachu from Pokémon’

however, despite the fact he has watched Pokémon before, he had no idea how to spell Ash’s second name and apparently the thought never came him that; ‘hey, maybe I should google it.’

so he just sounded it out

as for the all caps, contrary to popular belief , he does know how to turn it off

he just chooses not to for the aesthetic and also it takes a lot of effort

that is why he doesn’t use proper punctuation either

Eijiro Kirishima

he has you saved as ‘love bug’

honestly, you’re not too sure of when or why he changed your contact name after y’all started dating but..

you thought it was cute but..a bit cringe

obviously you didn’t say anything about it though, you weren’t trying to be mean to your boyfriend for no reason

it’s not like he called you that irl

however, he’d be out of his mind if he thought you were gonna save him as something like that

the best he’ll get from you is ‘Kiri babe 🤘' (get it? bc...rock!)

Kouji Koda

he has you saved as ‘love bug’

ASKJFCWB YOU THINK IT IS OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD ADORABLE OML

like it makes sense because he like talks to insects and stuff and you’re his lil love bug cause you are his lover and stuff hhhhh

also because of the size difference between you and him, i mean, you are basically the size of an insect compared to him

in short, Koda supremacy 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️

Rikidou Satou

he has you saved as ‘sugar pie’

honestly, poor man

he was completely clueless when you asked him to save you as something cute

like, he know what you meant...but he had no idea what to go for

so you chose for him 👍

and you made a pretty good decision tbh I mean, it’s cute! it relates to his quirk and all

and he has started to call you that irl sometimes and it always makes your heart go brrrrrrr

Mezou Shouji

he has you saved as ‘hunk’

ok, i know i said Satou was a poor man but let me just say

THIS POOR MAN

you told him it’d be cute if you both saved each other as cute pet names in your phones and dead ass him response ‘you’re not my pet though..’

AAAAAAAAAAA

so after a lot of explaining, as an example you whipped out your own phone and showed him how you had saved him as ‘hunk’

...he really went and just copied you

you thought that was so funny and precious though so you didn’t ask him to change it

Kyouka Jirou

she has you saved as ‘my melody 🎶’

ok, so it started when she noticed that you use the same pen everyday - a My Melody one

she thought that was so fucking adorable and she kinda started teasing you for it; not that you minded though

she also thought it was so cute when you’d get all flustered

so one day she just decided to change your contact name to that

it also kinda tied in with her love for music (but mostly her love for you uwu)

Hanta Sero

he has you saved as ‘my honey nutter butter biscuit’

after Kirishima called his s/o ‘love bug’ infront of y’all that one time, you both spent the next hour taking the piss and laughing at how over-the-top couple nicknames are sometimes

so just #for the meme he saved your contact as a hyperbole of what those cringe couple pet names are like

oh and you have him saved as ‘My beloved sweet peach taco’

Fumikage Tokoyami

he has you saved as ‘Helena’

yeah, he wanted to be edgy and save your contact after a MCR song

(no, he does not know that Helena is about Gerard’s grandmother but don’t you dare tell him)

Shoto Todoroki

he has you saved as ‘(Y/N) (L/N) 💖’

you texted him something during lunch one time to see his reaction while you were sitting next to him but then you noticed that your name in his phone was simply ‘(Y/N) (L/N)’

you mentioned it briefly but you didn’t make a fuss out of it because it really wasn’t a big deal

however, he asked to see what his name in your phone was and you showed him

you had saved him as ‘Babey ( •̀ ω •́ )✧’

he went home and did some research on some good pet names to save you as in his phone

after that, his search history kinda looked like;

‘pet names’

‘pet names for humans’

‘pet names for lovers’

‘cute nicknames for my girlfriend’

‘cute emoticons’

he deadass came in the next day and the first thing he did was pull out his phone and show you the emoji he put next to your name

“Look, (L/N). I found this emoticon and put it next to your contact name in my phone.”

yes, he sound like boomer..obvs

he spends 90% of his free time training rather than on his phone

and the time that he is on his phone, he isn’t using emojis, he is searching shit like

‘how to hack into a credit card without the PIN’

Tooru Hagakure

she saves you as ‘❤😘’

no, she doesn’t need to save you as your name to remember who you are

she’s not a peasant

Katsuki Bakugo

he has you saved as ‘pretty stupid face’

originally it was just ‘stupid face’

but you noticed it and just dropped a subtle comment like “hey, that’s mean.”

so he came in the next day with ‘pretty’ added to the start

“i am genuinely too nice to you sometimes.” he’d say

“THE STUPID FACE PART IS STILL THERE”

“I KNOW BUT I ADDED PRETTY TO THE START!!”

“Wow, tch, such I gentleman-”

“I know-HEY WAIT WAS THAT SARCASM?!”

Izuku Midoriya

he has you saved as ‘sweetest love muffin’

you that one couple i mentioned in Sero’s headcanons?

yeah, that’s y’all

you are both literally that couple

“No, you hang up.”

“No, you hang up!”

“Nooo, cause I’ll miss you”

“I’ll miss you moreeee”

he literally threw a bunch of his favourite adjectives into a pet name lol

also your contact name for him is something on a similar wavelength

Minoru Mineta

I know most y’all would’ve even give him your number lol

but for those who would 🤮

he has you saved as ‘sweet cheeks’ or sumn

Momo Yaoyorozu

she has you saved as ‘My McMuffin’

HOL UP LET ME EXPLAIN

ok so she let you take her to McDonald’s cause you wanted to see her reaction since she is used to gourmet cuisine or whatever

so it was sure to be entertaining

and it was

but not in a good way

she was almost sick after she had a bite of a big mac and then she tried to wash it down with the Sprite but then she fainted for like a solid 10 seconds

once she came back, she obviously wanted to leave..so you did

A year later, y’all are in the town and both of you are starving

But Momo realised that she didn’t have her card on her or any money but that was fine because at least you had your debit card on you

You had enough money on it for a taxi back to Momos place and a McMuffin each

Obviously she didn’t want one but when you started eating in front of her, of course she wanted a taste

and so it was love at first bite

she loved it so much so of course you bought another one for her and she consumed it in a millisecond (not literally)

so now she has your contact saved as the one thing competing against you for her love - a McMuffin

Shota Aizawa

unfortunately he does not have your contact saved as ‘kitten’

instead, in his phone you are saved as ‘The One 💙’

simple, yet it effectively shows his admiration - just the way he likes it

and he only added the emoji to make your name stand out more so he could easily tell whether he was gonna ignore the following message or not

because if Mike is texting him telling his that he needs the extremely important documents that Aizawa keeps in his coded filing cabinet, Shota will be like -.-

but if you text him asking for him to pick up chocolate on his way home, he’ll be like 🏃‍♂️

Hitoshi Shinso

he has you saved as ‘big daddy’

plz don’t ask

it’s an inside joke between you and him

okay well, if you must know

y’all were trying to come up with the most absurd nicknames for each other that kinda sound legit

some other gems

‘Muscleman’

‘Big scary snookums’

‘sexy giant’

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ice-cream-nekogirl · 6 years ago

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The Pointy End and Dog Meat (Bakugou Katsuki X Reader)

Happy March you guys! Once again, sorry for any OOC-ness, but still enjoy! :3

Not gonna lie lol but you guys get to act like Helga Pataki for this one! I love that girl! XD

Summary: At heart you're a tomboy and you don't really get the girls in her classmates, because you'd rather be hanging out with the guys like Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero and Bakugou. But especially Bakugou, because you have a total crush on him.

Featuring: Lord Explosion Murder!!

P.S Who’s looking forward to Game of Thrones?! I am!!!

You know that I'm a crazy bitch I do what I want when I feel like it All I wanna do is lose control (oh, oh) But you don't really give a shit You go with it, go with it, go with it 'Cause you're fucking crazy rock n' roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMq22oiXNb4

'Smile' by Avril Lavigne

You had heard it all before.

Especially in that one song by P!nk, ‘Stupid Girls’, where the singer threw a lot of shade and talked a lot of shit about the ‘stupid girls’, which more or less reflected your attitude about some girls, especially those so-called heroines like Mt. Lady and Uwabami. It might not have sounded fair, but in your mind, those were stupid girls because they reminded you all too much of the bitches who would always pick on you for not being ‘feminine’ enough.

You were SO feminine enough. Not THEIR feminine, but your idea of feminine. And you liked things like video games, bands like MCR, Three Days Grace and Avril Lavigne, and wearing pants over skirts and flat shoes instead of those godawful high heels, yeah you also enjoyed things that most boys liked, but when did that mean you weren’t feminine for that?

It didn’t matter to you anymore. You didn’t have to be a certain kind of feminine or masculine to be a hero, but the fact that some girls and boys still believed that you had to be a certain kind of feminine or masculine annoyed you. Now that you made it into U.A, that shit didn’t matter to you that much anymore, especially since over the years you got thicker skin and just a little meaner to people.

In fact, your classmates, even your friends Uraraka, Kaminari and Kirishima, knew that you were the one girl with the second worst attitude behind Bakugou. Simply because you had no time for anyone’s crap and you let people know what you were thinking, never mincing your words and telling people off whenever they needed it, with a quirk to match since it allowed you to conjure up a sword made up of (F/C) energy that you utilized pretty well in combat since it let you slice up and cut through anything.

But at heart you weren’t a total jerk, just aloof and hesitant about who you let in.

“Good morning (Y/N)!” There was one of your friends now. Uraraka, and she was actually smiling at you like she always did. Her you liked, she was definitely not a stupid girl, and she was so nice it was impossible for you to NOT befriend her. “Ochaco. Hey… good morning.” You replied calmly, but with a smile as she happily walked alongside you to class and chatted away with her until you sat at your seats.

And when class started, you didn’t really pay attention to Aizawa today because of the MCR and Avril songs playing in your head. However, the one time you paid attention is when the class rep Iida stood up to make some announcement or something about that dumb dance that was coming up. If there’s one thing you hated it was dances because all they did was make girls and guys like you feel like shit when other girls and guys purposely singled you out and went out with people they thought were better-looking or cooler and then flaunt that in your face. So that was your cue to bring out your straw and chew up some paper.

“Which is why, even with the school dance coming up we all must-”. Iida cringed and trembled as soon as he felt something small and wet suddenly hit his cheek, much to the others’ surprise as small gasps were heard. The class rep was frozen for a moment before he locked his eyes on you, the class’ attention followed shortly after as they saw you casually chewing paper and holding up a straw.

“(L-L/N)!! How many times have I told you to cease with the spitballs?! It’s completely unsanitary and disrespectful to our classmates when you start shooting them!” Iida exclaimed, obviously very angry with your little habit that you did at least three times a week to piss some people off.

Scoffing, you rolled your eyes. “And how many times have I told you that I really don’t give a damn Iida?” You said breezily, tossing another small piece of paper in your mouth to chew up. Your classmates feeling nervous with the tension in the room, all but one.

Unlike the rest of his classmates who looked away nervously, Bakugou paid his full attention to you. You never knew it, but he found you interesting to the point where he was partially marveled by you and occasionally stole glances at you whenever you weren’t looking, and whenever you DID catch him looking at you, he would quickly avert his gaze or shout at you depending on how you looked at him. Secretly, he liked your attitude because you took shit from nobody and spoke your mind even if it cut people up just like your sword did. If he was being honest with himself, he actually found it kind of attractive.

“(L/N) don’t make me have to say it ag-”. Once again, you cut him off with a spitball, but this time you aimed for his mouth as it went flying right into the orifice and he gasped and choked for a little bit, which made the rest of your classmates shout in shock and mild horror as Iida clutched his throat before spitting it out as fast as he could. “M-My throat…!” He croaked a bit, feeling some mild disgust that something that was in YOUR mouth made way into HIS mouth.

“I-Iida! Are you all right?!” Midoriya quickly got out of his seat, concerned for his friend and fearing that he was choking, but then he exclaimed and cringed hard when the same wetness hit the back of his neck. He made the mistake of turning when he realized that you were still blowing spitballs and got him in the neck.

“GOAL!! TWO FOR TWO!!” However, you grinned and threw your fists up in the air, obviously proud of yourself for having spit-balled into the taller boy’s mouth and the green-haired boy’s neck. You had nothing against Midoriya and hell you kinda liked the boy, but you liked teasing with him because his reactions were priceless.

“That’s enough (L/N).” As soon as Aizawa spoke up, that pretty much made you stop. Even though you didn’t want to, but it’s because you respected the man enough to listen to HIS rules, even though you hated them too.

“How crass…” Yaoyorozu muttered to herself but felt kind of scared of you because of how hostile you came off sometimes to her and the rest of the girls, except for Uraraka, and Tsuyu too.

“(L/N)’s really good with that straw… it’s kinda scary! What if she were to hit us next?!” Mina squealed lightly just thinking about it, being more openly scared of you but at the same time, since you had your nice moments, she felt that she shouldn’t feel TOO afraid of you.

“O-Oh man… (L/N)’s so freaking scary… almost as scary as Bakugou…” Mineta pathetically trembled, pretty much the most terrified of you, especially because your attitude reminded him too much of Bakugou’s, who was twice as scary. And yet, it didn’t stop the little pervert from trying to peep on you or ogling you whenever you decided to wear a skirt. Which thankfully was today.

While the more vocal classmates whispered and muttered about how scary you were, Bakugou was the only one who enjoyed what he saw. He smirked the entire time, even at you as you just pointed and laughed at the distraught Iida and Midoriya. In fact, Bakugou relished the moment when you hit stupid ‘Deku’ and was more than happy to snicker at the nerd’s disgust. And then there was the way that you laughed, it was the only time you didn’t look surly or angry. Not that Bakugou thought your scowls made you look bad, but he kind of liked seeing you laugh.

And as much as it sickened him, he was starting to think he might have kind of liked you.

…

On the contrary, you had no idea that Bakugou might have liked you. You never would have guessed that ANYONE would have liked you. As much as you held yourself up with pride, deep down your insecurities would never let you believe that someone could like you for your personality or your looks. You knew you weren’t appealing to most people, but often you didn’t care, although sometimes you pretended not to care too.

But you especially wouldn’t let yourself believe that Bakugou might have liked you. Of the boys in your class, he was your favorite, even though you didn’t interact with him as much as you wanted to. In all honesty, you were scared of falling in love with him, because you already were. At first you didn’t really like him, but then you started to realize that he wasn’t your typical stuck-up asshole. He was different, and if you were being really honest with yourself, it totally turned you on whenever he showed off his quirk, strength and brilliance in battle.

You sighed. Almost contemplating on asking him to the dance, but then again, who would ever want to dance with you? Certainly not a guy like Bakugou. Maybe instead you should ask him if he wanted to ditch the damn dance and go do something else...

“Nice show today (L/N).” Jirou’s sarcastic remark made you snap out of your thoughts, but all you did was roll your eyes in response.

“If you liked it you should have told me Jirou, I would have been happy to make you a part of it.” You replied to her, smirking as she grunted quietly with Yaoyorozu, Mina and Hagakure glancing nervously. Being in the locker room after PE was always tense because you sometimes scared the girls, even Uraraka a little bit, but she knew that deep down you had a soft side because the two of you were good friends.

“It’s not unlike you to rebel against Iida, but today it seemed like you blew spitballs at him for a different reason since you normally like to hit him during breaks. Is it because he said something you maybe didn’t want to hear?” Tsuyu questioned outloud, her finger at her cheek in curiosity as you perked up and flinched. That’s what you appreciated about Tsuyu, you considered her smarter than the other girls here, and although you weren’t exactly close, you respected her and treated her like you treated Uraraka, as a friend. Helped that she was great to Uraraka, so that earned her even more respect from you.

“And once again Tsu you’ve proven that you’re smarter than the rest of this lot.” You muttered, unashamedly insulting the other girls who gave you subtle looks of annoyance. “But you got me… I love bothering Iida, but the minute he mentioned that fucking dance it kinda pissed me off… I hate dances, they’re dumb and made to make some girls and guys feel shitty when the prettier and/or bitchier girls and guys ask out others instead of them.” You admitted, not exactly proud that you viewed it like that, but it was just the way you saw it.

“Well, actually dances are not meant to be superficial like that. Instead, dances are supposed to give men and women the chance to be their finest selves by allowing them to show a sense of grace, dignity and elegance.” Yaoyorozu attempted to make it sound better for you, but of course to you, that was just a rich girl speaking from her privileged experiences compared to the unluckiness that you and other similar girls had to deal with. You weren’t book smart like her, but you were street-smart.

You smiled at the girl, but it made her nervous since the smile was fake. “Sweet Yaoyorozu… I appreciate the sentiment but I doubt that, see I’m not like you, I’m not graceful, dignified or elegant, nor am I rich or beautiful, you don’t know what it’s like being the odd girl out. And frankly, I don’t give a shit about any of all that stuff. Dances blow.” You replied, being brutally candid as always which put the girl at a loss for words as the other girls kept their mouths shut, the tension so thick they could cut it with a knife.

“Speaking of dances! Girls, I forgot to say keep an eye on Mineta… I heard him muttering about planning to try and peep up our skirts when we wear our dresses…!” Mina wanted to ease the tension by being her cheerful self. However, you were mostly just glad that she mentioned that the little shit Mineta was planning to try and perv on you and the other girls.

“Tch… let him try, I’ll slit his fucking throat before he gets the chance to look up between our legs.” You spat bitterly with narrowed eyes as you shut your locker room loud enough to make the girls cringe. And yet, they appreciated the idea of you looking out for them. You might not have gotten along with all of the girls, but you looked out for them. “I’m not planning on wearing a dress anytime soon though so I'm good. I'll just make sure he doesn't try sniffing out for you girls.”

“But you’d look so pretty in one!” Mina, always the sweet girl, tried to lift up your spirits. And honestly, you DID appreciate it, but you just didn’t believe that you could be pretty in a dress.

“No Mina. YOU girls would look pretty in dresses. But dresses are stupid so I’m not going to be seen in one!” You didn’t mean to make that outburst, but when your insecurities showed a bit, your first instinct was to revert to being a jerk.

“I think you would look pretty in one though. You’re already pretty you know?” Uraraka smiled at you, and you turned to look at the girl. Smiling ever so slightly as you chuckled a bit, “I don’t know about that girl… but thanks…” You said softly, using a gentler tone but you paused when you thought you sensed something, and the girls quickly picked up on it.

“(L/N), what’s the matter?” Yaoyorozu asked you politely but with some alarm once she saw your expression as you narrowed your eyes and clenched your fists.

“Nothing really… but you girls go on to the dorms… I have a grape to crush…” You growled. The girls didn’t even have to ask for more hints, they knew what that meant, and they knew WHO you meant and quickly exited before that ‘grape’ could try and sneak a peek.

…

“Man oh man… I can’t wait to see the girls in dresses…!” Mineta started to drool as he imagined all his female classmates’ wearing extravagant and hopefully revealing dresses. Of course, the only one he openly discussed this with was Kaminari who was smiling in agreement.

“Hey yeah me neither… wonder what kinda dresses they’ll be wearing…” He thought outloud, something of a pervert himself but nowhere near as bad as Mineta and wasn’t at all planning on peeping like his perverted friend was. He just wanted to see how pretty they would look in extravagant, flashy dresses.

“I hope they wear extra short skirts, because it has come to my conclusion that the skirts here just aren’t short enough!” He nearly exclaimed outloud, his nose nearly bleeding as he envisioned himself able to look up the skirts of either Yaoyorozu or Tsuyu. “Ohhh how I pray that they wear dresses that outline their slim, sexy figures and puts total emphasis on their boobs!”

Before he could go on and disgust some of his male classmates as they overhead him talking, the door opened wide and there you stood, surprising the guys and naturally freaking out Mineta.

“Hey… Dog Meat.” This wasn’t your angry tone, this was your furiously calm tone where you spoke lowly as you leered down at the quivering grape boy. Mineta knew he was screwed once he saw the fire in your (E/C) eyes as your palm glowed and you conjured up your energy sword, pointing it’s long, pointed end towards him.

“I heard from the girls that you were gonna try and get a peek between their legs when the dance happens?” You asked, sounding polite and yet the coldness in your tone could put Todoroki’s ice quirk to shame.

“D’AHHHH! NO NO!! PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! I swear whatever you heard it isn’t true!!” The little pervert squealed and backed into the wall, crying pathetically as you held your energy sword to his throat.

“Liar. Mina already told me what your plan was. I almost hope you plan on doing it, so that way I can kill you afterwards. I’ve already killed one pervert before.” You shared, even though that past incident was an accident as your quirk activated on its own in a moment of self-defense, but they didn’t need to know that. It worked too, as Mineta only cried and whined even louder in utter terror, believing every word you said because he thought you were about to murder him right now. As did the rest of the guys, many them appeared mildly shocked, but Midoriya, Iida, Kaminari and Kirishima looked downright terrified.

The only ones who weren’t really frightened were Todoroki and Bakugou. The former wasn’t exactly fond of your attitude, but he felt you were doing the right thing to his perverted classmate, he felt that he deserved everything you were giving to him. While Bakugou watched you threaten that little shit with a smirk on his face. There was something about the ferocity in your eyes that he really liked. Because he also liked it whenever you went around threatening people, especially whenever it was this little grape shit, Monoma or the villains that attacked them at the USJ.

“I’ve killed maybe one or two perverts in my life in fact… the truth is, I’ve actually gotten really good at killing perverts, and you know what? I think I wanna kill a pervert right now…” Gritting your teeth, you snarled an almost feral growl as you held up your sword at the tiny little pervert who was squealing like a little pig, crying endless rivers as he held his hands up in defense.

“AHHHH! No no don’t kill me! I swear I won’t do anything at the dance! I swear it on my grave!!” He immediately and pathetically begged for his life with his hands raised in hopes to convince you to spare him.

“You’d better… or else I’ll be the one digging your grave… though… my idea of a grave for you is just tossing your body in the trash while I help myself to a cheeseburger after.” Slowly, you retracted your sword as you stared down at the shaking, pathetic mess of a boy. Though he wasn’t the only one shaking, Midoriya and Kaminari were the second and third most terrified of what they just saw.

“T-Thank you (L/N)! Thank you thank you!!”

“Shut up.” You scoffed, crossing your arms as Iida suddenly stood in front of his classmate.

“(L/N)! I understand that Mineta’s perversion is a serious nuisance, but you can’t just threaten him with murder like that! That is not only against school policy but a crime in it’s own!” He waved his arms around frantically, as much as he disapproved of Mineta’s perversion he didn’t want you to kill the guy.

“I dunno Iida, if he’s going to be peeping up girl’s skirts, which is ALSO against school policy and a crime, hell it’s a form of sexual harassment might I add, I think that warrants me threatening to make him into dog meat. Maybe lecture HIM on sexual harassment before you lecture me on attempted murder since he started this.” Immediately, you summoned your sword again, and decided to point it at Iida, who flinched and lightly exclaimed in shock once he felt the heat radiating off the glowing sword.

“Okay, you know what? I won’t cut him. Instead I’ll cut you.”

“W-What?!” He backed away slightly with fear in his eyes.

“Just kidding… but seriously… lecture him on that or else I’ll ground him up into dog meat.” You retracted the sword as Iida glared at you in disapproval, but he couldn’t deny that he WAS a little bit scared of you. He wasn’t the only one either, Mineta was still shaking in his shoes, and Midoriya, Kaminari, Sero and Kirishima looked on nervously.

“Tch. Why not just get rid of that little shit already? Aside from being a damn pervert, he’s a fucking weakling too.” Bakugou spoke on your defense, which the guys were extremely surprised by, you were especially surprised too. But pleasantly so, as you actually smiled.

“Thank you Bakugou.” You thanked him with a rare kind tone, but Bakugou nearly gave you a surprised look before scoffing and looking annoyed, “Whatever.”

That made you smirk, it’s one of the reasons why you were into the guy. “So what? Bakugou, Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero, are you guys just gonna stand there with your dicks in your hands or are we going to go out and do some training?” You asked, putting one hand on your hip, much to Bakugou’s annoyance.

"Y-Yeah! Of course! I'm always up for getting stronger." Kirishima quickly replied with a smile. He liked it whenever you hung out with his friends, even though you weren't the nicest person in the world, he still respected you and liked your assertiveness. That was 'manly' in his eyes, and your gender didn't matter.

“Tch, don’t act so cocky Pointy.” He replied curtly, having nicknamed you after the way you made your psionic swords pointy and sharp. Which amused you more than anything.

“You call me that, but the rule is to always stick ‘em with the pointy end.” You pointed out, even though you were just quoting Game of Thrones and Bakugou knew that, even though he claimed that show was ‘for nerds like Deku’. At least until you convinced him to watch maybe one or two seasons and secretly got him hooked after he saw the dragons and forced you to never tell anyone that he became a fan of Daenerys and Arya.

"So we're going or not?" You asked in amusement as he 'tch'ed' in annoyance, "Fine. Cuz I got nothing better to do." He claimed, and you just smirked as his friends followed by in quick succession.

"Out of curiosity (L/N). Why doncha hang around the other girls?" Kaminari decided to make conversation, but regretted asking that as soon you gave him a look. "Cuz I don't want to. As much as I love my girls Uraraka and Tsu, when they're with the rest of the girls, they do some of the most boring things, and talk about some of the most boring things. I wanna be where the action is! And you guys mostly do action stuff so yeah." You shrugged as you gave your answer, and the rest of the guys seemed to get that and they understood despite what you said about the rest of their female classmates.

"Oh! So you're just one of the guys?" Kaminari figured it out, but your look of annoyance just made him nervous again. "Yes doofus, I suppose you could say that." You sighed and rolled your eyes, not really minding being considered 'one of the guys', even though you still had your own kind of femininity, but whatever. You liked hanging out with the guys.

"There's nothing wrong with that. I like it when you hang out with us." Sero said nicely with his trademark smile, and you actually smiled back. "Good. Cuz you guys could use some more muscle." Your smile turned into a smirk as they guys seemed amused (sans Bakugou) and gave you a laugh.

"You said it! Can't just be me and Bakugou after all." Kirishima playfully teased Kaminari and Sero, while also complimenting you as you patted him on the back. "Let's do some sparring again. See if your hardening can match against my sword." You challenged your friend and he looked more than enthusiastic. "Oh you're on! I won't lose to you this time though!" He exclaimed and you just smirked, "Sure..."

However, Bakugou made all of you stop as he held an arm out once the five of you reached the outskirts of the school's gate, which made you think that something must have been up given your classmates' sharp senses. "What's wrong man...?" Kaminari seemed oblivious however, but you figured it out, throwing your arm out and conjuring your psionic sword and making someone shriek as you heard footsteps.

You guessed it was someone with an invisibility quirk, but it definitely wasn't Hagakure as the person appeared in front of you, sitting on the ground and shivering, and then a shout startled you when you saw Bakugou throw his palm out to attack an oncoming person who had insect-like wings that allowed him to fly. But he picked the wrong person to attack as he came face-to-face with Bakugou's crackling palm, blasting him instantly as he growled angrily.

"Fucking insect!” Appropriate insult, you thought. "What's the big idea?!"

"Who the hell are you guys?" Kirishima quickly asked the two strangers who just showed up out of nowhere to attack them. "They look like high school students like us..." Sero observed based on their school uniforms, only they weren't UA students. Kaminari let out a sigh, "Let me guess... you guys wanted to pick on some UA kids?" He asked, since it wasn't uncommon for them to meet some jealous high school students who had a bone to pick with UA.

"Ergo. Fresh dog meat." You concluded with narrowed eyes as the two huddled up together with their hands up in defense, shivering when they tried to speak up for themselves.

"H-Hey man... look this was only a dare... w-we didn't really wanna do this so don't... there's no need to get all testy..." The student with the invisibility quirk tried to lie as he started pleading with a terrified look on his face, whimpering when he how murderous Bakugou looked and how eerily calm you were as you retracted your psionic sword, placing your fist in your palm. Kirishima, Kaminari and Sero each knew what this meant and they looked rather nervous as they backed away to let you and Bakugou take care of these guys.

“Hey Bakugou. Pick a body part.” You said to your friend, who glanced at you with a rather feral smirk. "I've got the wings, the jaws, and their stupid faces." Bakugou said as he cracked his knuckles, looking way too happy about the idea of inflicting bodily harm to these two losers as you exchanged a somewhat cat-like grin. "Throat. Balls and Stomach." You answered as the two of you loomed over the shivering losers who let out bloodcurdling screams as the sounds of punches and explosions filled the otherwise, quiet outside area as Kirishima, Kaminari and Sero could only watch in mild horror.

Okay, NOW Bakugou was sure that he liked you. And you were sure as hell that you liked him too, because he was the reason why you smiled.

(P.S: My headcanon is that Bakugou would SO like Arya's character in Game of Thrones, and Dany because of her dragons and attitude, and no one can stop me from having that headcanon! :3)

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