#an AU where Ra's is actually genuinely fond of his grandkids

[shycorvid]

A demon twins idea where they think they're brothers, but due to some mishaps half of Danny's DNA belongs to Dick while Damian got Bruce's. They only find this out because Danny got real mad at his Grandfather and bit him hard enough to draw blood that one time so Ra's checked to see if he got rabies from his idiot grandchild and something in those tests didn't look right. He got his doctors to investigate further and oh no that child is Grayson's, they have to get rid of him fast.

Because Bruce might get a little mad at Talia for hiding his son from him if he ever finds out, but Richard Grayson? Richard Grayson would rain hell upon them.

[95fangirl]

I need more of this ASAP. Danny being Dick's kid is so good. Mar'i would be his little sister like Dani! It would be adorable.

A demon twins idea where they think they're brothers, but due to some mishaps half of Danny's DNA belongs to Dick while Damian got Bruce's. They only find this out because Danny got real mad at his Grandfather and bit him hard enough to draw blood that one time so Ra's checked to see if he got rabies from his idiot grandchild and something in those tests didn't look right. He got his doctors to investigate further and oh no that child is Grayson's, they have to get rid of him fast.

Because Bruce might get a little mad at Talia for hiding his son from him if he ever finds out, but Richard Grayson? Richard Grayson would rain hell upon them.

[shycorvid]

Okay, expanding on how Ra's finds out about Dick being Danny'sf ather-

*Sparring* Danny- *lunges at Ra’s and manages to bite his grandfather’s forearm* Ra’s- Eurgh! *genuinely surprised, he jerks his arm to the side, slamming Danny headfirst into a wall* Danny- *collapses on the floor* Ra’s- … *nudges grandson* You. You okay there? An hour later Talia- *storming into the medical center* Where is my child?! Ra’s- *with newly bandaged arm* Hello daughter. I have some good news and some bad news. Talia- Ra’s- Okay, good news first! Daniel will be just fine, and did not, in fact, have any need to be put into the Lazarus Waters. Talia- *taking a deep breath* Ra’s- Bad news, our doctors, seizing this opportunity to perform a routine check-up (you know how Daniel hates needles and will, in fact, incapacitate anyone who approaches him with one), found an anomaly and upon further investigation, have confirmed that Daniel is not the detective’s son, but his ward’s. Talia- *eyebrow twitching* Ra’s- Good news, Damian is, however, the detective’s! Bad news, it seems that Daniel has some form of amnesia, and does not recognize us or his surroundings. Talia- *crosses her arms* Ra’s- Good news, he has amnesia! That means we can give him to a nice, loving family, far far away from us and Richard Grayson. Will. Never. Find. Out. Talia- *rubbing her temples* I am going to run a coup and when I’m done, you will be thrown in the deepest, darkest pit I can find and you will fester there for all of eternity. Ra’s- *serenely* I expect nothing less, daughter.

A demon twins idea where they think they're brothers, but due to some mishaps half of Danny's DNA belongs to Dick while Damian got Bruce's. They only find this out because Danny got real mad at his Grandfather and bit him hard enough to draw blood that one time so Ra's checked to see if he got rabies from his idiot grandchild and something in those tests didn't look right. He got his doctors to investigate further and oh no that child is Grayson's, they have to get rid of him fast.

Because Bruce might get a little mad at Talia for hiding his son from him if he ever finds out, but Richard Grayson? Richard Grayson would rain hell upon them.

[shycorvid]

Bruce- Damian, why didn't you ever mention having a brother? Damian- Honestly? I thought he was a figment of my imagination. Bruce- *turning to Talia's face on the batcomputer's monitor* And you let him believe it? Talia- We thought it best. Though, really, habibi, I truly don't know how you explained away the bite marks on your grandfather's arms. Damian- I assumed it came from a great battle? Talia- Your brother was a biter. Dick- *whispering* omg that really is my kid.

A demon twins idea where they think they're brothers, but due to some mishaps half of Danny's DNA belongs to Dick while Damian got Bruce's. They only find this out because Danny got real mad at his Grandfather and bit him hard enough to draw blood that one time so Ra's checked to see if he got rabies from his idiot grandchild and something in those tests didn't look right. He got his doctors to investigate further and oh no that child is Grayson's, they have to get rid of him fast.

Because Bruce might get a little mad at Talia for hiding his son from him if he ever finds out, but Richard Grayson? Richard Grayson would rain hell upon them.

[gaddaboutgriffon]

I cackled at this.

A demon twins idea where they think they're brothers, but due to some mishaps half of Danny's DNA belongs to Dick while Damian got Bruce's. They only find this out because Danny got real mad at his Grandfather and bit him hard enough to draw blood that one time so Ra's checked to see if he got rabies from his idiot grandchild and something in those tests didn't look right. He got his doctors to investigate further and oh no that child is Grayson's, they have to get rid of him fast.

Because Bruce might get a little mad at Talia for hiding his son from him if he ever finds out, but Richard Grayson? Richard Grayson would rain hell upon them.