#amor papaya

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[youaresimplylovely]

𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳1 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 !

ᝰ.ᐟ 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: fluff, crack, smut

ᝰ.ᐟ 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: fun fact I actually speak Spanish :>

ᝰ.ᐟ 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂: lando norris, charles leclerc, lewis hamilton, carlos Sainz, nd' max verstappen

★ 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀:

"¡¡Estoy aprendiendo español!!" (I'm learning Spanish!!)

"hola mi chico guapo perfecto" (hello my handsome perfect boy/hello my perfect handsome boy)

"Quiero además, tu mamá dijo que mi español está mejorando y le encanta" (I want to and your mom said my Spanish is improving and she loves it)

"¿¡en realidad!?" (Really!?)

"mi amor" (my love)

"dios mío" (my god)

𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

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[hamilando]

ੈ✩ onlysainz (smau) ੈ✩

pairing :carlos sainz x fem reader ( piastri best friend )

summary : the admin chooses red

fc: Thylane Léna-Rose Loubry Blondeau

a/n : This is the series end, I know it was a short one , I might make a prologue though ! it was requested anonymously, thank you for requesting it 🫶🏻

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mcynburger why are all men in my life clean shaved ?

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ospastry what now

mcynburger NO, YOU LOOK NICE, YOU DONT GROW ONE

mcynburger Wait, I forgot, YOU CANT EVEN GROW ONE 🫶🏻

norizz 👀

mcynburger PLEASE BET THE GOATEE BACK

norizz oh come on

mcynburger I will set you up with max

norizz done, threw out my razor

max1 excuse me what !?

max1 I AM LOYAL

mcynburger just like you are to red bull 💪🏻

georgey if toto begged me to join like that -

max1 you don’t have 3 wdc now, do you ?

hamsandwich you say that in front of me ?

chillijr hermosa? you like my beard ?

mcynburger LIKE!? LOVE 🧡

mcynburger ask oscar how much love it on you

lordperceval or me

alexmieux I know the sexual fantasies as well

mcynburger ALEXANDRA SAINT MIEUX

mcynburger Well, I won’t say no THE CARLOS SAINZ

albono don’t let love distract you from your target

lilyhye 💀

mcynburger Mate, go have some pad-thai

chillijr wait, if I ask you out you won’t say no?

mcynburger I would be mad if I do

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mcynburger onlyfans ❌ onlysainz ✅

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ospastry WHY IS THERE SO MUCH NAKEDNESS

ospastry y'all so nasty

mcynburger it was hot 🔥

norizz I think I just stumbled on pornhub-

mcynburger THIS IS A CHILD FRIENDLY ACCOUNT

norizz SAYS THE LADY POSTING NAKED SELFIES

lordperceval this is literally my daily view

lordperceval I pray I become Carlos’ boyfriend in next lifetime

alexmieux stay at his house only then

alexmieux also, did you do the dishes ?

lordperceval I could eat off you …?

norizz Oh Lord, this is not your OF

chillijr I look good 👍🏻

mcynburger you always do 🥺

max1 and I thought it was not obvious they love each other

lordperceval you both fucked on first date

mcynburger not the first time 🤭

alexmieux COME TO GC LIKE RIGHT NOW !?

alexmieux YOU GET THAT SMALL ASS RIGHT HERE

chillijr it's not small -

lilyhye if you want the girl gc to approve, stay shut carlos

chillijr it’s not like you guys are going tell y/n to break up

carmenvroom where tf is she !?

chillijr in my bed, sleeping 😴

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mclaren a well deserved podium for the constructors 🧡💪🏻 congratulations @ scuderiaferrari

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user1 PAPAYA FAMILY

user2 why do I feel admin sneaked someone ?

user3 admin fangirling over Ferrari?

user4 admin, Spanish or French 🗿

mclaren Spanish any day 😗

user5 admin is simping over a certain someone

mclaren ssh 🤫 we don't let it go out.

user6 I think the admin has gained another bother 🙂‍↕️

mclaren * blocked *

user7 CHAT, ADMIN IS LETTING PERSONAL FEELINGS SHOW

user8 admin forgetting this is the main account

user9 I swear I only follow mclaren for the admin content

user10 admin right tho, who would not simp over Carlos !?

landonorris me

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mcynburger one red mcfreak please 🔥🎸

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ospastry I see dead people..

ospastry YOU BETRAYED ME

ospastry WHERE IS THE TROPHY !? SHE GOES RUNNING TO HIM

ospastry SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW

ospastry You were my sun, you were my earth

norizz you just googled that -

norizz the font

ospastry oh-

hamsandwich did soemthing happen between you and lily ?

ospastry NO, I WOULD HAVE DIED IF IT DID

ospastry my best friend, my diaper mate, my classmate, the girl who introduced me to the love of my life just abandoned for some red suit guy

mcynburger and then Lily left me for a idiot like you ?

ospastry I AM YOUR BESTFRIEND !

chillijr mi amor ❤️

mcynburger 🥺

ospastry not the Spanish nicknames 🥴

norizz we are telling zac, you traitor

mclaren We do not have any problem with our staff having their respective personal lives - Zak

norizz WAIT- ALL THIS TIME, THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOLLOWS YOU ?

mcynburger duh, it’s my account technically

norizz they heard me bitch?

mcynburger duh, why do you think your salary reduced

norizz I LOVE MCLAREN 🧡

mcynburger @ ospastry dw, I will steal Ferrari strategies and give to you

ospastry Ferrari strategies? Then I can as very much retire with just one win

lordperceval it’s @ alonsomango we need to look out for

strollinginpark or my rich dad issues ?

max1 rich dad perks having to steal Adrian

max1 my car has become Mercedes 2.0

georgey meet you in the track you dutchman

lilyhye can you stop discussing cars while appreciating Carlos and y/n?

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alexmieux WE ARE FERRARI WAGSSS

alexmieux LESSGO

alexmieux WE LOOK SO GOOD IN THE MIDDLE PIC

mcynburger Y/n x Alex = best 🫶🏻

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[doromoni]

Not Over the Papaya | OP81

⊹ ｡•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ

Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader

Genre : Fluff Smau

A/N : One more round of pure fluff before we go back to our regularly scheduled chaos

Face claim : Jennie Kim

Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.

Masterlist | Series Masterlist

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Y/N. 3 mins

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oscarpiastri finally some quiet time with you, my dear. ILY too so so much

Y/N. sneaking out was a good plan.

oscarpiastri Next time let’s have a vacation just the two of us pls

Y/N. My thoughts exactly, Oscy 🧡

nicolepiastri So that’s where you two went!

Y/N. I’m so sorry for ditching you with the boys Mama P 🥺

nicolepiastri No worries, Darling. You and Oscar deserve some peace and quiet after everything.

Y/N. Thank you Mama P 🫶

mclaren Enjoy the summer! So glad you and Osc are taking a break together 😃

Y/N. Yup. Thanks. You guys too

alexandrasaintmleux close friends

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Y/N. BOo hoo pls tell your boyfriend to grow up. Thank you my sweet 😘

alexandrasaintmleux Charles said that he is mad at you, specifically.

alexandrasaintmleux You took his son away from him.

alexandrasaintmleux swear they are children! they are so weird

Y/N. yeah , dont even get me started Alex. Oh please tell Charles I said to go suck an egg. 🥳

charles_leclerc mon bebe, why must you out me like this?

alexandrasaintmleux as payback for waking me up in the middle of the night .Even Leo was sleeping mon amore 🤡

charles_leclerc They went to Australia without us :((

alexandrasaintmluex To be fair you did say that you and pierre had plans

charles_leclerc but that was canceled

alexandrasaintmluex Y/N and Oscar did not know that mon amore…

charles_leclerc ok… fine 🙄

charles_leclerc 10 mins

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danielricciardo anytime dude! (i’m just here for Leo)

charles_leclerc of course you are🙄

oscarpiastri I told you danny ric would do!

charles_leclerc it would be nicer if my son chose to pick us up the airport 😀

oscar_piastri then ask Leo to drive ☺️

charles_leclerc 1 more sass from you and I’m revoking your adoption papers

oscar_piastri then I’ll ask Nando, Seb or even Kimi to adopt me 🙂‍↕️ It’s ur loss not mine anyways

charles_leclerc I’m hurt?? that hurts!

oscar_piastri ☺️☺️☺️

charles_leclerc Oh btw … Max is with us. He’s coming too

oscarpiastri WHAT

landonorris Are you staying with Oscar?

charles_leclerc Yes, we are. why?

landonorris ah. i see

landonorris I had fun golfing with you and Carlos the other day. Paddle soon with Carlos and Max?

charles_leclerc Oh yeah thanks for that… I’m not really sure if I could go. Alex and I will be spending the rest of the summer together. I could ask Max now if he’s available

landonorris Max is there too?

charles_leclerc He is yeah.

landonorris Oh

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Australian sun, my pretty girlfriend, and various animals.

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Y/N. I’m pretty? 🥺☺️

oscarpiastri the prettiest 🧡

Y/N. marriage when 😊

oscarpiastri u free later?

logansargeant why do i feel like I should be mad??

danielricciardo yeah, where do we fit in into this caption, huh @oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri I dunno what you guys mean 🤷‍♂️

charles_leclerc 🤨🤨🤨

maxverstappen1 P would’ve loved it here

oscarpiastri you should’ve brought her and kelly, mate

Y/N. Yeah! why didnt you huh mr. 3xWDC

maxvertappen1 because someone said that it was an emergency and to meet him at the airport!!

charles_leclerc oops

danielricciardo at least you brought Max and not someone else

maxverstappen1 I am neutral in this 🥹

Y/N. of course you are Judas

maxverstappen1 stapppp

oscarpiastri you know she won’t till you renounce whom shall not be named

maxverstappen1 Oh he’s Voldemort now?

Y/N. 🫡 Youre the one who said it sir.

user1 where is Mark?

oscarpiastri He’s too old and got tired

markwebber Oi!

danielricciardo where is the lie tho?

user2 Not them teaming over Mark 🙂‍↕️

user3 LESTAPPEN is in Australia!!!

user4 I am going feral over them all being together!

user5 its just a sleep over for millionaires, nothing big 😀

You added Max, Charles , and Alexandra to Timtams and Ranch*

Notification: Max sent a message to Timtams and Ranch

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[lecl4]

orange’s the new green — social media au

summary. what can i say? the alonsos love mclaren. pairing(s). lando norris x fem!alonso!reader (niece/sister/daughter could be his whatever you want)

fc. lani pliopa

y/nalonso

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y/nalonso first race week in green🍀

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fernandoalo_official 💚

user fav alonso

user aston martins cooking this year

landonorris papaya >

↳ y/nalonso incorrect mr norris

y/nalonso

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yourusername & that’s p3!!

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user fernando’s third wdc incoming

user ferrari better

↳ user tell that to charles’ car that dnf’d

user goat

user he’s backkkk

landonorris

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landonorris hard work never stops. we’ll be back.

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user keep pushing landooo💪🏼

y/nalonso hard work always pays off!💘

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user we have an orange tractor again, don’t we

↳ user we certainly do

↳ user 😔

user next race will be better🙏🏽

y/nalonso

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y/nalonso explorers

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user is this other explorer in the room with us?

user gotta respect her commitment to the colour green

user be my girlfriend challenge

↳ user ur a lil late, she alr mine

landonorris 🫣

↳ user WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

lando.jpg

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lando.jpg quick stop 🔙 to london

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user WHAT

user uhm, lando…WHO’S THAT

user fernando liked this, i think we can make a few assumptions based on that…

↳ user stop being delusional, they’re not dating

user he looks sooo good wtf

daniel3.jpg 🫣

↳ user what do you know

y/nalonso

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y/nalonso saudi arabian grand prix w/ the queen of the paddock aka my gf

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lissiemackintosh YOU are the queen of the paddock

↳ y/nalonso all you babes

↳ user YOU BOTH ARE

user aww both their boyfriends liked this

↳ user wait what did i miss something, boyfriends?????

user i’d do anything for them, no joke

landonorris your gf?

↳ y/nalonso yes. you read that right :))

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↳ marcusarmstrong 😦

↳ user they’re jealous OMDS

y/nalonso

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y/nalonso picture perfect

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user that’s the same model as lando’s camera

↳ user surprise, surprise multiple people have that camera

user i took this pic btw

landonorris always perfect

↳ y/nalonso 💕💕

↳ user lando norizz what are u doing here

landonorris

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landonorris my beautiful love❤️

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user I KNEW IT

user “my beautiful love” GOOD😭😭😭BYE😭😭😭

danielricciardo “soft launch” it lasted about three weeks

↳ y/nalonso we can’t keep our mouths shut unfortunately

y/nalonso ly💋❤️❤️

y/nalonso

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y/nalonso mi amor <333

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user POWER.COUPLE.

user wonder what nando thinks about this one

↳ user fym, he set them up

lily.mhe how did lando no rizz pull you??😟

↳ landonorris STOP CALLING ME THAT

↳ y/nalonso with a lot of effort

lissiemackintosh favs❤️

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note. found this in my drafts and remembered how though the beginning of the season was for mclaren. war flashbacks fr

i kinda don’t really love this one but i wanted to post so yeah! hope you like it anyway, bye babes💋❤️

[sainzsiren]

SWEET NOTHING PT. 2

featuring: oscar, max, carlos

ᡣ𐭩 oscar piastri

you were in the garage, about to put on the headset zak had given you upon oscar's request. it was hooked up to oscar's radio, and it gave you excited butterflies knowing he might say someting to you while racing, and that he thought ahead to have a set ready for you. they even had your initials on them. when oscar saw you he got his own excited butterflies because you were wearing papaya, just for him. he walked over to stand next to you and you jumped a little bit, surprised because he had snuck up on you. "hi, baby," he said. "hello,", you said through a laugh. you knew exactly what he wanted, his ceremonial, traditional, good luck kiss. so you gave him just that. you kissed him sweetly and felt him smile into your lips and continue smiling when you both pulled away. for that moment it was just the two of you.

ᡣ𐭩 max verstappen

max had sent you a quick text earlier letting you know he'd be home late because of meetings or something you thought was stupid. you knew he thought it was stupid too. in the mean time, you had settled into the corner of the couch and put on the first show you saw when you opened netflix. hours passed and it got closer and closer to midnight. at 11:57, you heard the door unlock. he walked in silently and you let him have time to shower and change clothes. when he entered the living room, you could see that he just needed you. he sat next to you and then rotated 90 degrees and leaned into you so you could cradle him like a baby. he gave you an exhausted smile, closed his eyes, and leaned into you. you turned the television to mute with closed captions so he could get his much needed sleep in piece. slowly, you got tired and your eyelids started to flutter. when you woke up the next morning, you were in the same position but somehow closer, just how max liked to be.

ᡣ𐭩 carlos sainz

you were at his family's house in madrid, nevrous because it was your first time spending a long period of time with his family. carlos sr is a very nice guy, but he's definitley intimidating. carlos walked into your room, which was really his room but you get to share it while visiting, to find you putting on your earrings for dinner. he walked up behind you and the two of you made eye contact in the mirror. he smiled and something inside you melted. more specifically, all the anxiety about making small talk, looking dressed up enough but not overdressed, being seen as enough in his family's eyes. he came closer and wrapped his hands around your shoulders, squeezing you lightly, you closed your eyes for a second, savouring the warmth of his touch. "you look beautiful, amor," he whispered. you rubbed his arm greatfully and turned to face him. he pulled you in for the most passionate kiss and then asked, "you ready for dinner?" while he rested his forehead against yours. you nodded and he grabbed your hand, guiding you downstairs for your evening together with his family.

[thewritingofspencerrose]

mclaren masterlist : masterlist

Monaco to Indy

saturday, may 25th, 2024 : monaco

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etta.norris split custody weekend 🧡💛 good luck to team mclaren here in monaco (landonorris) and to my boy and arrow mclaren in the states at the indy 500 (patriciooward)!

patriociooward mi amor, really that photo?

patriciooward miss you endlessly!

etta.norris miss you more patito 🧡

alexanderrossi etta, begging you to come and pick up your boyfriend

etta.norris sorry rossi! you have custody this weekend, remember?

landonorris ha! take that patriciooward! i get ettie this weekend!

patriciooward rude.

"Fuck!" My brothers voice calls over the radio, voice indicating all the attitude his colorful language emphasizes, pulling into the pits. Qualifying is over, and Lando is just out of reach of the podium spots at a track where qualifying is everything and overtaking is nonexistent.

His car is rolled in, hands already removing his steering wheel and placing in on the nose of the car.

Lan's helmet is off next, being handed over to one of the engineers before he's approaching where I stand with Jon. "The pace wasn't there."

"We know," I am quick to assure, more than aware that if I don't, he'll spiral away before he can even hand off his gloves. "You pushed to get everything from the car that you could."

Lando throws his arm over my shoulder, sweaty and heavy but no where near uncomfortable enough to complain about. "How's Arrow doing stateside?" He asks, eyes on the monitors in front of us, picking apart each and every lap he completed.

"Good, Pato called just before quali. From the sounds of it he's a contender to win this weekend," My smile wouldn't dim even if I wanted it to, the idea of him pulling off an Indy 500 win.

From the moment I met Pato at the Mclaren mixer just after his signing, he followed me around like a puppy, and I found it adorable.

And it took me a total of three months to realize I was falling for the man with the infectious personality who didn't seem to waiver, even with my brother and Danny Ric threatening him at every chance they get.

And here we are, a year together later, and I'm split custody between two Mclaren teams.

"I'm sure I could get Max to let you borrow the jet."

What have I missed?

"What?"

Lan's eyes meet mine, matching hues meeting, as he smiles. Not out of joy, but smiling all the same.

"The chances of me making the podium tomorrow are slim. If you catch a plane now you can make it in time for the Indy, surprise your boy."

"Lan, it's your weekend-"

"This isn't a custody battle," He interrupts before I can even finish. "This is the biggest race of Patricio's year and he might win it. Go be his lucky charm or whatever," He's still smiling, and for a moment I can't help but admire my brother for the kind human he is.

But I can't help the smile on my face as I think over the idea.

"I'd have to text Elba."

"Text her, I'll ask Max about the plane." This is why he's my favorite human.

My arms wrap around him, pulling his sweaty body into a tight hug. "Thank you, Lan."

"Anytime, Ettie Mae, any time," He returns, curls brushing against my head as he pulls me close.

sunday, may 26th, 2024 : indianapolis

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etta.norris shhhh no one tell pato! i made it for the final ten laps, and could not be prouder of my boy! let's go number five! (shoutout to landonorris and maxverstappen1 for getting me here on time)

maxverstappen1 anytime kid! enjoy the race and good luck to patriciooward

zakbrown you surprised me too! biggest papaya supporter there is!

etta.norris you know it!

landonorris glad you made it! zakbrown look after her for me!

zakbrown i'm sure pato has it covered, but i'll keep an eye!

etta.norris are we forgetting that i'm 21?

landonorris no you're not, you're fifteen and a little rebel

He had been ahead. He was in first for so long.

And then Josef popped up, not out of nowhere but still in surprise, there's nothing that can be done to soothe my heart. My nails are getting sorter and shorter by the second, heart beating out of my chest until the crowd cheers out, all of the air leaving my body.

Pato was so close, yet not close enough.

Zak's hand lands on my shoulder in an attempt at comfort, but all I can focus on is my boy making his last lap, Josef celebrating just in front of him as they lap around to the pits.

Here he is, pulling in, and stopping, making no move to get out of the car. Pato simply leans forward, body wracking with what I can only assume to be sobs as Zak and I approach.

Zak goes in first, patting him on the back and whispering something, whatever it is earning a soft nod before Zak's eyes are meeting my own, his head ushering me over.

"Patito?"

In our time of knowing one another, I don't think I have ever seen his head move as fast as he does, tearful eyes being the only thing clear through his helmet that is still on his head, body scrambling to leave the confines of his car and tear off his helmet, tossing it to Zak.

And I'm right here to catch him when he manages his escape, throwing himself into my arms, hugging me with his entire being.

"You're here," he whispers, fingertips digging into my sides as I run my own through his sweaty hair. "You're actually here."

"I'm always going to be here," Is what my heart inspires me to respond, kissing the side of his head. He's pulling back though, arms still around my waist as his watery eyes look me over.

"You were supposed to be in Monaco, Lando got you this weekend," He doesn't sound upset at my spontaneous arrival, but rather entirely confused.

My thumbs brush across his cheeks, wiping away the tears that have been shed. "He realized he wouldn't be making the podium," Is the beginning of my explanation. "After quali, we knew. So I texted your sister to see if she could get me a ticket, and Lando texted Max to get me on his jet. It was all Lan's idea, honestly."

He pulls me back into his arms, a sigh leaving his body as he deflates.

"Remind me to thank your brother. You're exactly what I needed."

[folklorriss]

say you’re mine | op81

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pov: oscar é um cara tranquilo, até colocarem as mãos em você e ele precisar reivindicar território.

- avisos: +18, s/n pov, ciúmes possessivo, sexo desprotegido (use camisinha, cara!).

- wc: 2.349

Imagens tiradas do Pinterest, todo direito reservado ao seus autores. História ficcional apenas para diversão, não representa a realidade e os personagens utilizados possuem suas próprias vidas e relacionamentos, seja respeitoso. 😊

Oscar amava ter você no paddock, especialmente nas corridas em casa, quando ele se sentia mais nervoso que o normal. O piloto vinha tentando vencer uma corrida em casa desde que entrou na McLaren, quatro anos atrás, e seus nervos sempre se elevavam durante esse GP específico (embora fosse muito bom em disfarçar, fazendo todos acreditarem que ele era um cara calmo).

Você o conhecia há bons 5 anos e sabia que a “máscara de frieza” levou muito tempo para ser construída. Longe das câmeras, Oscar era um cara cuidadoso, preocupado e um pouquinho inseguro; era somente dentro do carro que ele se transformava em uma máquina de gelo.

Namorar Oscar era como viver navegando em alto-mar: um balanço calmo e reconfortante com o qual você se acostuma facilmente, mas de repente uma onda gigante vem e te faz chacoalhar para todos os lados, precisando procurar algo para se segurar. Essa virada de maré não era necessariamente algo ruim; era simplesmente Oscar sendo intenso e apaixonante, fazendo seu coração bater dez vezes mais forte quando te mimava no meio do dia com uma surpresa, quando viajava o mundo para te ver porque “não aguentei tanta saudade, amor” ou então quando te tratava como uma completa rainha quando estavam entre quatro paredes.

Ah, ele sabia como tratar uma mulher e você não tinha absolutamente nada a reclamar.

Outro fato curioso sobre Oscar, e desconhecido por muitos, era o ciúmes que o australiano sentia de você. Oscar sempre deixou claro que suas prioridades eram a Fórmula 1 e uma vida com “a sua mulher”. Sim, o termo possessivo estava na frase sempre que Oscar citava você, mas não de um jeito tóxico; era só… bem, esclarecendo as coisas.

Todos no paddock sabiam do relacionamento e respeitavam isso; ninguém ousava mexer com a “mulher de Oscar”. E, para ser sincera, era excitante pra caralho.

Mas às vezes, alguns desavisados decidiam brincar com a sorte.

Você era muito simpática e gentil, sempre conversava com todos na McLaren, e as pessoas te amavam, te tratavam como um membro da família papaya. Porém, você não era boba; sabia identificar quando alguém estava com maldade para o seu lado, e era exatamente o caso agora.

Um dos novos engenheiros da McLaren estava conversando com você, fazendo piadas bobas, porém insinuativas demais, e tocava seu braço de forma constante, o que estavam começando a irritar.

Você estava pronta para sair daquela situação sem causar problemas quando, do outro lado da garagem, seus olhos encontraram os dele.

Oscar.

Não, Oscar puto.

A mandíbula dele esta tensionada, seu olhar baixo e escuro, braços cruzados e postura ereta, como um predador pronto para atacar. Ele balança a cabeça para algo que o mecânico a sua frente diz, mas claramente não presta atenção, já que está totalmente voltado para você e para aquele corajoso que te tocava agora mesmo perto do cotovelo.

Oscar sentia que poderia quebrar a cara do sujeito, então fechou as mãos com força e contou mentalmente até dez, até se virar para o funcionário da McLaren a sua frente e pedir licença.

Oscar se aproxima como uma enorme onda pronta para ultrapassar a costa e alagar uma cidade inteira. Águas turbulentas. Bandeira vermelha.

No pequeno caminho até você, tudo ao redor fica em silêncio; as mãos do piloto tensionam ainda mais ao lado do corpo e ele sente um zumbido baixo no ouvido. Não conseguia acreditar na audácia do filho da puta em flertar com você bem debaixo do nariz dele.

“Amor.” Oscar te abraça pela cintura e apoia a cabeça no seu ombro, deixando um beijo no seu pescoço. O gesto faz você se arrepiar e sorrir, nervosa. “Tudo certo com a minha garota?”

Ele lança um olhar sugestivo para o cara à sua frente, e você precisa segurar o riso ao ver o espanto surgir no rosto do rapaz.

“S-sim, claro, estava conversando com ela sobre Londres. Minha namorada vai começar a faculdade lá.” O nervosismo na voz do rapaz é evidente.

“Ah, você namora?” Oscar se ajeita atrás de você, imponente como um monumento, e te puxa para mais perto. Você segura os braços dele ao sentir a parede de músculos tocar suas costas.

“Sim.”

“Isso é bom.” Oscar ri sarcasticamente e faz um estalo com a língua. “Você deve saber então quão irritante é ver um cara dando em cima da sua garota bem na sua frente, né?” a voz de Oscar diminui uns dois tons, e arrepios percorrem seu corpo.

“Eu não… Eu…” o garoto à sua frente tenta se explicar, mas Oscar o interrompe.

“Você é novo por aqui, então vou te explicar como as coisas funcionam. Essa aqui é minha. Então sugiro que fique longe antes que eu te faça perder o emprego antes mesmo de chegarmos na próxima corrida. Que tal?”

“Oscar.” você aperta o braço dele em aviso.

“Sim, claro, desculpe, eu vou… Vou…” o rapaz nem tenta falar e começa a andar de costas, se afastando de vocês.

“Vá fazer seu trabalho.” Oscar praticamente rosna.

Você respira fundo e se vira para o seu namorado, que desliza as mãos para a sua cintura.

“Você não pode fazer isso, Oscar!”

“Isso o quê?” ele sorri docemente, e lá estão, águas calmas novamente.

“Ameaçar as pessoas da equipe. Isso é sério. E se ele te denunciar ou sei lá, espalhar na mídia?”

“Não vai acontecer, fica tranquila.”

“Mas e se…”

“Não vai acontecer.” ele te puxa para perto e deixa um beijo na sua testa. “Além do mais, como eu poderia agir com aquele idiota te tocando a todo instante?”

“Céus, eu estava dando conta disso, ok?”

“Notei.” ele aperta sua cintura. “Preciso terminar de verificar algumas coisas no carro. Deixa isso pra lá e me espera na minha sala. Subo em dez minutos.” ele se afasta para te encarar, com as bochechas vermelhas e os olhos suavizados.

Ah, Oscar… Não há nada que ele não pedisse com aqueles olhos que você negaria.

“Tá.”

“Te amo, amor.”

Ele deixa um rápido beijo em seus lábios e volta para perto dos mecânicos, visivelmente mais calmo.

Mas a maré de Oscar mudava muito rápido, e você sabia disso.

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O fato de namorar Oscar desde que ele entrou para a equipe te dava alguns privilégios, como por exemplo, andar tranquilamente pela garagem da equipe, frequentar áreas de convivência e ter livre acesso a sala dele, que era exatamente onde você estava agora o esperando.

Oscar entra na sala que já era pequena, mas sua presença deixava dez vezes menor e tranca a porta atrás de si. Você não se impede de dar uma boa olhada nele. Fireproof preta, macacão solto na cintura, fones pendurados no peito e um cabelo bagunçado de quem acabou de tirar a balaclava. Oscar havia ganhado vários músculos nos últimos anos e isso a deixava embasbacada toda vez que o olhava. Simplesmente não conseguia processar quão grande seu namorado era agora.

“Ei, pronto pra corrida?” você se levanta e vai ao encontro dele, mas é pega de surpresa quando, em um rápido movimento, Oscar te puxa pela cintura e com a outra mão segura seu maxilar.

“Quase, preciso fazer a última refeição.”

Você nem tem tempo de responder: a boca de Oscar já está na sua. Ele te beija com força, faminto pelos seus beijos, como se a fonte da vida fosse na sua boca e a pressão que ele exerce em seu maxilar faz suas pernas enfraquecerem.

Oscar se afasta apenas para te virar e colocar contra a parede ao lado da porta. Você usa as mãos para diminuir o impacto e sente seu corpo sendo esmagado pela muralha de músculos que seu namorado é. O piloto leva uma mão até seu seio e o aperta por cima da blusa, a outra agilmente abre o botão do seu short e desliza por dentro da peça. Você fecha os olhos com força quando o primeiro dedo a preenche sem aviso prévio.

“Sempre pronta pra mim, não é mesmo, linda?” ele rosna no seu ouvido e raspa os dentes levemente no seu pescoço.

“S-sim” é um pouco humilhante o quanto sua voz sai trêmula e como você está molhada tão rapidamente.

“Será que você pode me responder quem é a única pessoa autorizada a te tocar?”

“O que?” você abre os olhos e vira a cabeça para encontrar o olhar escuro de Oscar.

“Não finja não saber do que estou falando, s/n. Responde.” ele coloca um segundo dedo dentro de você e aperta seu seio com mais força. Um gemido sufocante deixa sua boca.

“Hm, você amor, você. Mas…” Oscar captura sua boca com um beijo ríspido e aumenta o movimento na sua intimidade.

Você leva uma mão para trás, agarrando o pescoço dele numa tentativa de se equilibrar. Um arrepio percorre seu corpo quando Oscar circula seu clítoris com o dedão, no mesmo ritmo dos dedos que te preenchem e você sente seu membro duro pressionando suas costas.

“Amor…” você geme dentro da boca dele e o sente sorrir.

“Olha só como você é linda vindo pra mim bem na minha mão” ele leva a mão dos seios para o seu pescoço. “Mas não é aí que quero sentir você gozar.”

Abruptamente, Oscar tira os dedos de você e puxa seu short pra baixo. Você ouve o zíper do macacão sendo aberto e não consegue deixar de sorrir.

Porra, seu garoto é tão bom para você.

Ele te vira e te puxa para cima, fazendo com que suas pernas se cruzem em torno da cintura definida dele e as costas grudem na parede de uma forma quase agressiva e que tira um pouco de ar do seus pulmões.

“Você sabe que só eu posso te tocar, isso é bom.” ele paira sobre sua boca e sorri maldosamente. “Mas pelo jeito não entendeu ainda o porquê, então vou te mostrar.”

Ele segura sua bunda e impulsiona você para cima levemente, encaixando o membro duro dentro de você.

“Deus.” você morde o lábio inferior para evitar um grito e agarra os ombros dele.

“Não, linda. Oscar.”

Oscar começa com movimento rápidos que te atingem bem no fundo e fazem seu corpo subir e descer nele como uma montanha russa desgovernada. É tão bom, tão quente, tão excitante. Suas costas ardem com o atrito contra a parede e os dedos dele estão afundados na sua pele de uma forma que você tem certeza de que vão deixar marcas, mas sinceramente, quem se importa? Nada importa além dele e de você e de vocês juntos assim.

Você se remexe para melhorar o agarre nos ombros dele e Oscar diminui o ritmo quando suas paredes se contraem em volta dele.

“De quem você é?” ele começa a entrar e sair lentamente de dentro de você, o que é uma tortura deliciosa.

“Oscar… Por favor…” você lamenta e tenta se aproximar da boca dele, mas ele se afasta e leva uma das mãos para sua nuca, puxando-a com força.

Céus, ele está te segurando com… uma mão? Perceber isso faz você gemer baixinho.

“Responde, s/n” os movimentos ficam mais lentos ainda e você consegue sentir cada centímetro dele entrando e saindo de você, deslizando com facilidade.

“Sua amor, sua, sua” você aperta as mãos nos ombros musculosos de Oscar e abre os olhos para encara-ló. “Só sua, sempre sua.” você está ofegante e o suor começa a acumular na sua testa.

“Boa garota. E entendeu por quê?” você gostaria de dizer que sim para acabar com a tortura, mas não entendeu aonde ele quer chegar com aquilo, então nega com a cabeça.

Ele se aproxima da sua boca e sorri. “Porque só eu te levo ao céu e ao inferno tão rápido assim. Só eu te faço revirar esses lindos olhinhos e só eu te fodo como ninguém jamais fez nem vai fazer.” ele te encara e sorri, um sorriso doce que não combina nem um pouco com o momento sujo. “E claro, só eu sei como te fazer feliz a todo instante.”

Oscar te tira da parede e se deita com você no pequeno sofá. Segurando seus braços acima da cabeça com uma mão e a outra erguendo sua perna para o ombro, ele volta a te estocar rapidamente. A posição permite que você o sinta ainda mais e um gemido escapa dos seus lábios de forma escandalosa.

Meu Deus, você poderia morrer agora mesmo e morreria feliz.

“Silêncio, linda, Lando está bem ao lado e esses gemidos são só pra mim” ele se abaixa e captura seus lábios.

Suas parede se contraem de forma alucinante e Oscar aumenta o agarre nas sua coxa. Você quer liberar as mãos e tocá-lo, mas é impossível devido ao forte agarre e Oscar sabe que isso a tortura então não solta.

“Osc…” sua voz sai trêmula e cansada.

“Agora você pode vir” Oscar se afasta e observa, fascinado, você se contorcer e revirar os olhos quando o orgasmo finalmente é liberado.

Ele se afasta novamente e segura sua cintura, a cabeça jogada para trás, lábios entre abertos e o quadril indo e vindo de encontro ao seu.

O momento em que ele a preenche fazem pontinhos pretos aparecerem na sua visão e você remexe os pulsos que finalmente são liberados. Oscar cai sob seu corpo, ofegante e satisfeito. Você leva as mãos para os fios castanhos desgrenhados dele e respira fundo, se sentindo relaxada.

Ele ainda está dentro de você quando se afasta levemente e deixa um beijo na ponta do seu nariz.

“Só pra constar, a próxima vez que eu ver alguém te tocando e você deixando” ele aperta sua cintura de leve. “Além do emprego, o filho da puta vai perder a habilidade de mexer as mãos também, huh?”

Você sabe que é brincadeira, Oscar não é um cara agressivo, mas você não consegue deixar de fingir um choque e rir na sequência quando ele afunda a cabeça no seu pescoço, te enchendo de beijos no local.

Ali estava, a maré Oscar de emoções e você não mentiria em dizer que era fã de mares agitados.

[pinkslipxox]

could you possibly write cuban reader and young miko 😣❤️

hey my love, I hope you like it, wrote the first thing that came to mind 🙈😘

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The sweet aroma of coffee percolating and eggs frying slowly coaxes you awake. A fond smile spreads on your lips as you hear the soft humming from your girlfriend coming from the kitchen, and you recognize the song as being one of the unreleased ones that she showed you the other day. With a content sigh, you nuzzle your face deeper against your pillow and just as sleep starts to take over you, you hear the door creak open.

You feel the bed dip slightly, indicting that’s your girlfriend has sat down. Her fingers gently brush your hair away from your face. Then the feather-light pressure of her lips pressing on your forehead.

“Despierta, mi amor,” Miko whispers lovingly in your ear as her fingers massage your scalp, making you hum in pleasure. She always wakes you up in the sweetest way. No matter the time or what day it is. Especially during quiet mornings like these.

“Buenos días, baby,” you greet her with a yawn, making her coo.

“Buenos días, princess.” Miko smiles sweetly. “Breakfast is ready when you are.”

Your heart flutters at her thoughtfulness.

“I’ll be right there,” you promise her and kiss her cheek.

You quickly splash your face with water and brush your teeth before meeting Miko at the kitchen. When you appear at the doorway, you can’t help but bite your lip and stare as you take in the sight of your girlfriend’s back facing you. Her large dragon tattoo is on full display, her muscles contracting as she reaches to open the cupboard above her and take out two white coffee mugs.

God, she’s so…

“Hey again,” Miko’s soft voice makes your thought disappear in a cloud of smoke. She looks over at you with a teasing smirk on her face. “Did you want some coffee or mimosa, mi amor?”

“I’ll have coffee, please,” you say once you gain your composure. You then make your way over to your girlfriend and wrap your arms from behind her. “Is there anything I can help you with?”

Miko chuckles softly. “No, mi amor, gracias. Todo está lista afuera.”

“Afuera?” you echo, your curiosity piqued.

“I thought we’d have breakfast outside on the patio,” Miko hums as she pour coffee in each of the mugs. She then brings your hand up to her mouth and kisses it. And your heart flutters at her affection.

“That sounds lovely,” you hum with a smile.

Miko escorts you outside with her hand resting at the small of your back. You gasp at the sight in front of you. Before you are two breakfast trays with plates served with fried egg, ham, plantains, and a freshly baked croissant with a dish of butter and jam in the center of the tray. To the left hand side are bowls of your favorite fruits— papaya, guava and watermelon. And last, but not least, there’s a red rose in a bud vase on each corner, giving a romantic touch to the sweet gesture.

“You made us a Cuban breakfast?” you say with a smile spreading on your lips, your heart fluttering at your girlfriend’s thoughtfulness.

“I did!” Miko beams proudly. “You’ve been missing your family lately, and I thought the least I could do was make something that reminds you of them.”

“Ay, que lindo! Gracias, mi amor,” you coo as you embrace your girlfriend tightly.

“Only the best for you, Y/N. Only the best.”

[lieslostinsilence]

Monza GP thoughts

Cried alot last night after the race and cried even more this morning for various reasons. This was a bittersweet win for me.

Charles - He was amazing! Did so incredibly well! His management of his tyres must be taught to future drivers really. Winning in Monza in front of Tifosi? It was his dream and it came true. His smiles are amazing! So so proud of him!

Cralos - mi amor, this man has my heart and all of me. Yesterday truly broke me. It was his 30th birthday, his 200th race and his last race with Charles and Tifosi as a Ferrari driver in Monza. I can't even begin to imagine how hurt he must be to not be up there at the podium. Despite that, this man shone. Why? His pure and genuine excitement, happiness and adoration for Charles's win and celebration at Monza.

He did so well defending against Lewis and the McLarens. Keep the papayas behind giving Charles the assistance he needed to get a comfortable win. He gave his everything doing that and I love him. God I love him so much that it hurts and something broke in me yst.

Loving and supporting Carlos is something I can't even put into words. Always and Forever, Carlos mi amor ❤️

[ratsoh-writes]

Ages updated!!!!

I’m gonna do my best to include all important characters, including some “side characters” that appear often enough! So let’s begin!

Undertale: Sans: 65, papyrus: 49, Undyne: 47, alphys: 54,Toriel: 934, Asgore: 933, Grillby: 522, Mettaton: 22

Underswap: Star: 60, honey: 44, Twister: 44, Winter: 1013, Napstablook: 23

Underfell: Red: 66, edge: 43, storm: 44, King: 998, felltron: 21

Swapfell Mal: 60, cash: 51

Horrortale Oak: 75, willow: 59, Miss: 944

Horrorswap Lilac: 70, Basil: 54

Horrorfell Rust: 76, Noir: 53

Underlust Charm: 66, sugar: 52, Amor: 367, winnie: 10

Lustswap Sparks: 59, Salt: 50

Lustfell Lush: 63, Pepper: 51, Jezebel: 212, Marcelo goldenfoot: 455

Lustswapfell Sir: 68, weasel: 52, snow: 61

Lustred Flambe: 55, Pesto: 54

Lustgold Butler: 68, gold: 49

Outertale Pluto: 67, Jupiter: 49, titan: 598

Outerfell Orion: 60, atlas: 52

Outerswap Helios: 44, Artemis 36

Fellswap Lord: 60, mutt: 53

Fellswap gold Wine: 64, coffee: 50, Empress: 1033

Farmtale Peaches: 51, rancher: 46, Rosemary: 550, Yosemite: 501

Farmswap Cider: 50, Barley: 42, Carmen: 85, whisky: 520

Farmfell Ram: 49, pitch: 40, russet: 478, pooch: 489

Horrorfarm Moose: 64, maple: 53

Mafias Butch: 60, snipe: 58, ace: 53, boss: 50, slim: 48, bruiser: 45, tempest: 64, Don: 645, Madame: 647, Mr corgi (aka Charles): 67

Birdtale Quill: 59, crow: 51

Birdswap Mango: 62, papaya: 36, canary: 278

Birdfell Roost: 53, harpy: 42, Lewis: 90

Draketale Alden: 68, Ollivander: 60

Drakefell Barin: 71, Arwin: 59

Drakeswap Hilda: 66, saga: 63

Seatale Fisher: 60, Jasper 25

Seaswap Finn: 59, sails: 27

Seafell Hook: 58, captain: 30

Gastertale G: 80, green: 79

Dancetale Pop: 52, rhythm: 45, salsa: 678

Theatretale Tempo: 50, vibrato: 29

Fallouttale Lens: 69, cricket, 49, piranha: 65

Templetale Zen: 67, shield: 35

Nomadtale Gears: 49, compass: 42, copper: 645, lilo: 21, weave: 126, wisteria: 157, linden: 158

Here’s a quick rundown of a monsters lifespan:

A common monster has a life expectancy of 700 years give or take. The oldest monster in record (that wasn’t a royal) was a Drake monster who lived 732 years.

They are considered infants/babies up until the age of two. Toddlerhood is from 2-6

Children are from the ages of 7-13. Most monsters start public school at ages 7-8

Teenagers are from 14-19. Monsters mature at a slower rate than humans, and so while the body may look grown in the later teen years, they have yet to develop sexual maturity until around 20.

Once 20 they are considered adults, but some subspecies can continue growing up till 30

After puberty in the early 19-22 range, a monster is considered a young adult from 25-190. You can compare those ages to a human in their early to mid 20s physically

Middle Ages range from 200s- 400s roughly

500s are considered older and retirement age, 600s are elderly. Anything past 680 is fragile

The lifespan goes down with halfbreed monsters ( “full” monster parent and “full” human parent) where they live around 600-650 years

The lifespan takes a bigger drop for mages who have an expectancy of 250 years. Witches (humans who have trained to use magic) are known to live up to their 130s if they aren’t soulbonded to a monster partner.

Monsters and half breeds born with the disease called dimming rarely live past their 400s

An exception to the monster lifespan are the “royals”. They take a ritual after being voted into office that binds them to their country, making it so that any decisions they make for the country has to be for its and the peoples benefit (as far as they believe), making them a servant to ebott for the rest of their lives, but extending their life and health in return. The ritual can be broken for the royals who wish to retire and die in peace. The oldest recorded ruler was rumored to be around three thousand

And now the crash!!

For those who don’t know what that is, it’s when all the AUs merged (and my excuse for why all these guys are in the same place lol).

The crash started 17 years ago, and ended within 9 months. Since then no other mystery groups of monsters have been discovered.

Here’s a brief timeline of ebott from crash until now

First day: the land mass that holds ebott appears

Day 2: undertale, underswap, gastertale,, dancetale, theatretale, templetale, all the “farm” AUs, “lust” AUs and the “outer” AUs

Month one: the bird AUs fall from the sky, the nomads stumble out of the forest and the sea AUs mysteriously arrive on ship to shore

Month two, after two months, most of the fell aus (underfell, swapfell, fellswap gold) appear

Month three, the factory (mafias) monsters appear along with the “ghost city” now inhabited and known as ebott city, the capitol. A few weeks later, the fallout monsters appear and ebotts first official hospitals are created

Month four, the royals are finally brought together after threats of inner fighting, and Asgore is voted in as the king

Things settle for four more months, and the new land is explored, vary basic laws are out into place, and things start getting divided into districts.

Month five: Ebott makes contact with several other countries and is introduced to the worlds currency system. Ebotts gold, silver, copper coins is recognized as a currency by the rest of the world

Month seven, the first and only orphanage is founded for any unclaimed children.

On month nine of the crash, the monsters finally access the underground, and to their horror, they find three separate chambers housing the starving horror AUs who had no idea everything that was going on above.

Month ten, land is sold and divided, and ebott begins creating large scale farms

May 20, 2007, ebott celebrates their first official year as a country. The capitol city is named new ebott (cause Asgore sucks at naming things and frankly the rest of the royals aren’t much better)

May 30th, the royal guard is finally re-organized

December 2007, ebotts first countrywide gyftmas celebration, also an official design for the flag and coins are voted on and implemented

February 2008, the first official jail is built and used in ebott lol

July 2008, ebott is finally let into the rest of the worlds internet, and electricity reaches more areas besides just ebott city

August 2008, ebotts children and teens discover tik tok, and it is unanimously decided by every one that a standard public school has to be created

Late august 2008, the first public school is finished in city center

September 2008, the number of school sites number around 300, and counting

January 2009, ebott state college is built and open

April 2009, the ebott scouts is formed, and children hoping to join the guard in the future are able to sign up.

March 2010, ebott is opened by presiding countries for international students and charity programs

November 2010, the following of lady magic opens the temple to the public, and takes over the maintenance of what used to be known as the horrors underground. A grotto is transformed into a place of remembrance for those left behind before the crash

May 2011, the core from the stable underground is moved to the surface and duplicated into several other power factories. All of inhabited ebott is at least within an hour of power

May 2012, the stable underground is open to the public as a tourist attraction. Ebotts is opened by presiding countries to tourism

February 2013, because of public pressure from mainly farm, bird, lusts and the temple monsters, human-monster marriages are now recognized under the state as valid

July 2013 A farm monster discovers how to successfully cultivate magic crops from the underground, aboveground. He shares the secret for free, and other farm monsters take initiative to start sharing their own crop secrets. He is awarded the title of prince.

January 2014 Due to complaints about side effects from human foods, money is poured into research about safer ways to process and preserve foods in ebott.

April 2014, mellowmart becomes the largest company in ebott, finally beating out Walmart in scale.

December 2016, ebott petitions to be recognized as a free independent country to the United Nations. Ebott is turned down

December 2017, ebott petitions again to be recognized as an independent nation

February 2017 Immigration into ebott is closed, and monsters begin boycotting imported human goods. The ebott navy is built.

July 2017, ebott is declared an independent nation

March 2018, the royals declare ebott self sufficient in feeding the country when the amount of food related exports finally exceeds the imports for the first time

July 2018, ebott celebrates its first freedom festival

October 2018, the first college dedicated to the arts is opened in the captitol

July 2019, magical spars are declared the national sport after a grueling battle between spar fans and pickleball fans

November 2019, the first echo festival is celebrated in Goldenvalley

February 2020, humans not born in ebott are finally allowed to apply for citizenship, and the process for that is created.

April 2020 the goldenflower festival is organized for the first time

September 2020, several big brands like coco cola, Hersheys and nestle are banned in ebott when complaints of health issues becomes too much

March 2021, Wendy’s becomes the first company to create a monster-safe fast food outside of ebott, and after months of testing, is given permission to sell. Many other food companies follow and begin making separate recipes for their monster customers

May 2022, snails are declared the national animal of ebott, and popular snail breeds are recognized and the society of the domesticated snail is created for shows and licenses

November 2022, a different country tries to declare war on ebott on the grounds of them “stealing” their young working force (immigrant workers). Ebott threatens to close borders to tourists, those coming for medical care, and all outside companies selling in their lands. The untied nations slaps down the country declaring war.

February 2023, a new branch of the royal guard, called the NPTRF (national people’s trafficking relief foundation) or more commonly called the reverse kidnappers by ebotts supportive teens, is founded to combat the rapidly rising issue of monsters and humans being trafficked and dragged outside the country

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ESCRIBIR PARA SER OTRO

Pido un taxi por una aplicación con el tiempo justo.  Al instante me confirma que un conductor se encuentra a 4 minutos.  Estos  se convierten en 8 y el vehículo continúa en el mismo punto del mapa.

Voy a llegar tarde.

Lo cancelo y pido otro que aparece en 3 minutos.  Minutos después, cuando el carro toma una avenida principal me encuentro con un trancón monumental.

Ahora si que voy a llegar tarde.

 ¿Qué hacer? Nada o, mejor dicho, aceptar la situación, es decir, lo que la vida le dé la gana entregarme.

Acceptance es el tema de mayo para CreativeMornings  y la persona encargada de hablarnos sobre él es la escritora Laura Ortiz. 

Laura estudió literatura en la Universidad Javeriana, trabajó como promotora de lectura y escritura a lo largo de toda Colombia y cuenta con una Maestría en Escritura Creativa de la UNTREF.

En el año 2021 la editorial Laguna Libros le publicó Sofoco, su primer libro de cuentos, que cuenta con ediciones en España, Argentina, Chile, México e Italia, y con el que ganó el Premio Nacional de Narrativa Elisa Mujica. 

Ya en El Jardín, el espacio anfitrión que por primera vez recibe a la comunidad creativa, aprovecho para conversar un poco con ella antes de que empiece el evento.

Le pido una definición de aceptación y responde: “Dejar de poner resistencia a los ritmos de la vida”. 

Laura afirma que no puede vivir sin las palabras y su lugar  preferido en la tierra es cualquiera en el que se encuentre Mostaza, su gato. “Dónde está mi gato está mi hogar”, concluye.

Le pregunto si tiene algún libro preferido y hace cara como de ¿Acaso está loco?, pues cree que es una pregunta que no tiene respuesta, ya que son muchos o, más bien, la respuesta cambia de acuerdo a la temporada y lo que esté viviendo.

Por eso me cuenta sobre lo que está leyendo o ha leído hace poco: “Ahora leo Yo maté a un perro en Rumania de Claudia Ulloa, que está muy chévere”. También me dice que hace poco leyó  El corazón del daño de María Negroni y Vista desde una acera de Fernando Molano Vargas.  “Creo que a él deberíamos leerlo más”, dice.

Si de comida se trata en este momento está fascinada con las frutas colombianas, en especial la papaya y la granadilla.

Ya son más de las 8:30 a.m y es hora de dar comienzo a la charla. Laura pasa al frente y lo primero que cuenta es que estudió literatura con la ilusión, mal puesta o extraviada, de ser escritora.

Ya en la carrera le tuvo miedo a la escritura, pues se dio cuenta que el ejercicio académico literario está muy separado de la vida y su realidad.

Se sentía frustrada porque sentía que no estaba haciendo nada que la conectara con su territorio, con su país. 

Por eso decide hacer un semestre social en Nariño, Pasto, con comunidades indígenas. Ese es un lugar que siente especial y en el que se cruzan muchas cosas: “En pasto puedes bailar currulao y música andina. Coexisten lo blanco, los mestizo y lo indígena. Es un volcán rodeado de lagunas. Es un lugar muy intenso en el que se reúnen muchas fuerzas del país”, cuenta en una entrevista.

Tiempo después renuncia y se va a Argentina detrás de un amor.  Allá atraviesa una crisis y se siente perdida, así que decide cursar una maestría en escritura creativa, pero más para hacer amigos y tener con quien conversar.  Al final  resulta ser una experiencia maravillosa.

Es allí donde escribe Sofoco, su primer libro de cuentos, como trabajo de grado, una obra que más allá del conflicto colombiano, tiene que ver con la esperanza o resistencia que cargan sus personajes. 

Laura se pregunta: “¿Cómo hice yo para aceptar las fuerzas creativas, exorcizar el miedo y darme voz nuevamente?”

Nos cuenta sobre María Negroni una poeta argentina que dice que la poesía es un monstruo de dos cabezas: pensamiento racional y una cabeza irracional e intuitiva.

La segunda, dice Laura, nos da miedo porque trabaja sobre lo indeterminado y el misterio. 

“Desde el colegio nos insisten en que hay dos tipos de escritura, la buena y la mala, y en la academia de literatura ese clasismo es mucho peor, pues se insiste en una jerarquía de buena y mala literatura que obliga a reverenciar a ciertos autores.”

“El papel de la racionalidad es peor, pues es la que a cada rato te dice: No tienes nada por decir. Esto es inmundo ¡bórralo ya! Todo ya está escrito, tú cállate, ¿qué vas a decir?”

“Gran parte del ejercicio creativo es aprender a lidiar con esa policía interior”.

Menciona la cita apócrifa que se le atribuye a Hemingway: Escribe borracho, edita sobrio, que puede traducirse como: El inconsciente escribe el consciente edita. Algo que se debe tener en cuenta al momento de escribir. “Si apuestas por una estructura muy precisa, no vas a permitir que el texto te diga cosas que tú no sabes.”

El truco en este proceso tiene que ver con aceptar perder el control de la obra y de lo que va  a pasar con ella, pues no hay manera alguna de controlar como va a ser leído un texto o si va a ser publicado o no.

La voz extraña

Laura nos habla de la voz extraña, un concepto que toca el poeta argentino Fabian Casas en su texto Perder el control, similar al que toca Rimbaud en su poema Yo es otro.

El poeta francés siempre trató de situarse fuera de sí mismo al momento de escribir  y pensaba que solo se puede comprender el mundo cuando se mira bajo los ojos de otro.

Con respecto a eso Laura piensa lo siguiente: “Trato que mis personajes sean el otro que me habita. Intento que no sea lo que yo me imagino que es un campesino en el páramo, sino que trato de dar un espacio hasta que empiezo a sentir una voz que ya no es Laura”.

Se trata de ver a la escritura como la voz extraña.  una voz que nos excede.  De esa manera escribir es escuchar, rendirse, aceptar lo otro que me habita.  “Mirar a la escritura de esa forma resulta liberador, porque se tiene la idea de que escribir solo consiste en decir cosas interesantes e inteligentes”, nos cuenta.

“Consiste en estar dispuestos  a ser atravesados. Dejarse atravesar por personajes, historias, por los otros, y eso es algo que da miedo.  Da miedo dejarse llevar por esa voz extraña, que tiende a  la locura, a fuerzas que nos sobrepasan.”

“Nunca descubriré por qué se escribe ni cómo no se escribe”, dice la escritora Marguerite Duras. “Escribo porque tengo miedo de escribir, pero tengo más miedo a no escribir”, refuerza Gloria Anzaldúa.

Laura cree que tenemos casi un deseo sexual hacia lo creativo, pero que nos da miedo relacionarnos con lo otro, porque sabemos que nos va a modificar de alguna manera.

Para finalizar su charla, nos invita a dejarnos habitar por el otro o la otra, que siempre tiene algo por decirnos. 

Creative Mornings le quiere dar gracias a todas las personas y empresas que hicieron posible esta charla: A El jardín por acogernos en sus instalaciones y brindarnos un delicioso desayuno; a Osa imagen por la producción audiovisual del evento; A Rafael Franco por el registro fotográfico, y como siempre a ti y a toda la comunidad creativa por sus asistencia y apoyo a cada evento.

Espera pronto en redes sociales toda la información del evento de Junio bajo el tema reverie (ensueño)

Escrito por Haki Storytelling.

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Now, let's talk about one of my favorite things in Brazil: its music

This is certainly a topic that I'll talk more often because I really really really love brazilian music and sometimes I think that some brazilian people don't appreciate it enough.

Since there's SO many things to talk about, in this post I'll focus on some music that I think plays with Portuguese, uses some expressions or that I simply think sounds nice.

'Homem Com H' by Ney Matogrosso

Nunca vi rastro de cobra Nem couro de lobisomem Se correr o bicho pega Se ficar o bicho come Porque eu sou é home' Porque eu sou é home' Menino eu sou é home' Menino eu sou é home'

So, this song is from 1981 and it's a manifestation about masculinity and gender identity. The lyric enfatize the man of the song as a "Man with M", a man who fits society's traditional standarts of masculinity. The music use some things from Brazil's folklore to ilustrate challenges that a man needed to face to prove himself as a man. Ney Matogrosso is famous for his androginous perfomances and for challenge gender's stereotypes. So I think this is an ironic song about standarts of masculinity, as well as a social critique of the pressure for the men to follow a restricted model of behavior. I put the video with English lyrics above, and you can find the full lyric in Portuguese here.

'Refazenda' by Gilberto Gil

Abacateiro, acataremos teu ato Nós também somos do mato como o pato e o leão Aguardaremos, brincaremos no regato Até que nos tragam frutos teu amor, teu coração Abacateiro, teu recolhimento é justamente o significado Da palavra temporão Enquanto o tempo não trouxer teu abacate Amanhecerá tomate e anoitecerá mamão

I love love this music and I love this man. Gilberto Gil, to me, is one of the Brazil's greatest artist and you should definitely check his musics, if you haven't done it already. This song is really good to hear and I think that plays a little with Portuguese. For example, when he says "amanhacerá tomate e anoitecerá mamão" it means "Tomato will be dawn and papaya will be dusk", but everytime I heard it before read the lyrics I just understand it like "a manhã será tomate e a noite será mamão" that means "the morning will be tomato and the night will be papaya", it's so similar when you speak. Anyway, again I put the video with English lyrics above, and you can find the full lyric in Portuguese here.

'Sina" by Djavan

O luar, estrela-do-mar O Sol e o dom Quiçá, um dia, a fúria desse front Virá lapidar o sonho até gerar o som Como querer caetanear o que há de bom

I think all the things I said above about Refazenda and Gilberto Gil could apply here, so I'll refrain from say it again. This music is just great, I don't know a single person that just don't love it in some way. A universal experience is knowing how to sing this song, and then checking the lyrics and discovering that we've been singing it wrong the whole time lol. I couldn't find a video with the English lyrics, but you can check it here and in Portuguese, here.

Chevette by Ana Carolina

Se mandou Bateu com meu Chevette Pôs fogo na quitinete Me traiu com mais de sete Fez comigo um bafáfá Voltou Mandando um bate-boca E bate porta e quebra louça E troca tapa e rasga a roupa Fez comigo um mafuá To batendo no pandeiro pra não bater em você To batendo no pandeiro pra não bater em você

Okay, I'm not even sure if this music fit in this post but Ana Carolina is my favorite Brazilian singer and I couldn't help and put one of her songs here. This a simple song with a short lyric, but it have some words and expressions that I think it would be fun to add in your vocabulary! (but really, it's just a excuse to put one of her songs here lol). Again, I couldn't find a video with the English lyrics, but you can check the lyrics in English and Portuguese side by side here. (It's sounds more fun in Portuguese).

This post is getting long so I'll end it here. I'm not even sure if anyone will read it here, but I really love Brazilian music, so I'll talk again about it later.

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